Housekeeping at hotel walking in on me naked...

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Robert

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Real Man wrote:
You pathetic dorks need to get laid. jerking off and jizzing to portly little women vacuuming the floor.
"she got close to me and I came"
Do you even realize what you sound like?
This has been a very friendly discussion until now, "Real Man." What's pathetic is that you actually took the time to post such a comment. Now do YOU realize what YOU sound like? A "real man" is not afraid to use his "real" name, either. And who's to say that maids must be "portly"? You must not have stayed at many hotels.
Kevin

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#979
Sep 4, 2010
 
Very boring.Not sexy.
Jes

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Mike - that might be a little bold. Better to be further back in the room since I can tell you that is less scary from our side. And I have worked at several different hotel/motels over the years. Currently a smaller chain.

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I travel often and enjoy having the staff catch me naked or not wearing much. It's wild when they knock and I answer the door just as the open it, and just have a t-shirt that just barely covers me. Many have cleaned the room and have a good look. A few times I have had panties on,,that is wild
David

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Panties? Now THAT's wild. Oh well, to each his own, I suppose.
Jay

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#984
Sep 5, 2010
 
Jes wrote:
Mike - that might be a little bold. Better to be further back in the room since I can tell you that is less scary from our side. And I have worked at several different hotel/motels over the years. Currently a smaller chain.
Thanks 4 the tips jess.....
Scott14

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Sep 6, 2010
 
Jes wrote:
Mike - that might be a little bold. Better to be further back in the room since I can tell you that is less scary from our side. And I have worked at several different hotel/motels over the years. Currently a smaller chain.
Jes when you stay only one night it's almost impossible to get housekeeping to see you. They almost always wait until checkout to do your room. Any advice? What if you gave the girl doing your floor a good tip when you come back from breakfast? What would you say to maybe get her to do your room or do you just need to forget about being seen when you stay just one night?
kiki

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I just showed this forum to some coworkers and they had a real laugh. One girl in particular gives out treats on quite a regular basis. You guys with your $20 tips don't have a chance of getting more than a glance and smile from us. Some of these girls are getting $50 left for them and so they're happy to perform.
For $50 two days running she spent heaps of time watching on day one, then gave him a bj on the second day.
He was 50ish and fat so she probably earned her money.
Sounds like she done it prevously too. I tried to get her to join the forum but she's not willing just yet.
Jes

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Scott - with a one night stay it is tough. I have seen guys on one day, and the best bet would be to ask us for extra towels or shampoo or soap. Tip us WELL when you ask us and there is a decent chance you will get watched .
Kyle

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#988
Sep 9, 2010
 
rob wrote:
I was staying in a high rise hotel in Bangkok and was just returning to my room from a morning swim to find the maid part way through cleaning my room....It was my last night unfortunately so I never saw her again but I left another $20 tip as I left.
WOW! Great story!
Kyle

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Sep 9, 2010
 
kiki wrote:
You guys with your $20 tips don't have a chance of getting more than a glance and smile from us.
It hasn't failed me yet. LOL.
kiki wrote:
Some of these girls are getting $50 left for them and so they're happy to perform.
What hotel did you say that was again?:-D
Kyle

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#990
Sep 9, 2010
 
Jes wrote:
Scott - with a one night stay it is tough. I have seen guys on one day, and the best bet would be to ask us for extra towels or shampoo or soap. Tip us WELL when you ask us and there is a decent chance you will get watched .
If I tip "well", then I want a DEFINITE chance of being watched.
Kyle

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Real Man wrote:
You pathetic dorks need to get laid. jerking off and jizzing to portly little women vacuuming the floor.
You must be confusing us with your father.
my motel stay

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#992
Sep 9, 2010
 
2 nights in New Mexico, was there in shorts waiting for the first morning maid visit kind of a recon and at 9:30 AM her she came, cute & skinny in her mid 20's and she spoke no English.
I guess the schedules changed as the next morning the supervisor an older lady showed up at around 10:00 AM (checkout was 11:00 AM)and she was older and looked like she meant business... so nothing happened...:(~
Kyle

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Kevin wrote:
Very boring.Not sexy.
I assume you mean YOUR post?
Doug

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I was in Illinois for a class reunion. Checked into a Motel 6 chain. Woke up next day threw a pair of shorts and t shirt on and walked over to a Denny's to get a cup of coffee to go. On my way down i passed the maid for my floor. Said Good morning. came back back she was a few rooms down from my room inside. I went back in my room flipped on the radio alarm clock to some pop station. laid out my clothes and jumped in the shower. I was dried off and walking around the room nude when the door opened up and in walked the maid. All i could say was "Hello.... agian" she took a long hard look at my junk. Smiled and said oh sorry I thought you had left for the day... i said "No i just got a cup off coffee is all. She said would you like me to come back at a later time to clean? I said, It doesn't bug me as along as I don't bug you. she came in started to clean I grew to a full erertion before the door closed behinnd her... she laughed and said oh my, u may need to take care of that! I said it probably won't take very long the way i am feeling ... she said well then go for it... and i kept my eyes right on her as i stroked it til I came. I took another shower while she was still there and when she finished cleaning she thanked me for the wonderful show...
DJn Doug

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I was at a Super 8 ...checked in after 2 am after a party at a local casino...(was to drunk to drive all the way home) just got in room, stripped and crashed out on top of bed covers and all.... still half asleep, i got up to go pee around 9am. as I was coming out of the bathroom a maid in her early 50's is pushing a cart into my room followed by a very cute trainee in her early 20's they were already passed the bathroom and into the bed area. I heard the older maid say It looks like someone is staying in this room or they forgot some of their clothes here....The trainee had picked up my shirt off the floor, i walked out of the bathroom and announced "that would be mine" the younger trainee jumped about 2 feet in the air as I was only about 3 feet from her. they both looked at me in all my nakedness i was still groogy... not erect... and the older maid said they told us this room was vacant, I'm so sorry.. i said it happens i checked in early this morning..the younger one continued to stare at my penis i said if you want you can clean but u probaly need me to put some clothes on. she said that she was sorry again and that they'll come back later. I just said thanks. as they left the door was wide open for the cart to get out and other guests or employees were walking by looking in at me standing there nude. I said hell with going back to sleep so I got in the shower and and then decided to get dressed so i could check out my shirt was missing...the trainee still had my shirt! at that moment a light tap came on the door i looked out the peep hole and it was the trainee. I opened the door said come in again... she walked in and said in a strong swedish accent I have your clothes...so sorry....i noticed that her shirt was unbuttoned down passed the middle of her boobs and cleavage was showing. she asked if she should put shirt on bed for me i said that would be fine.. and thanks for returning it. then she asked if there was anything else she could do for me. I said Yes but you're probly not allowed to do it. She said she was off clock and had some minutes to give. I am standing about a foot from her and starting to get a crazy erection so crazy my towel loosened up around my waist i started to reach out toward her and it popped off only to be held up by my erection we both looked down at it and laughed i have a built in towel hanger i said ...she laughed more and removed the towel and went down on me...i guided her head as she removed her top and bra then shot my load all over her breasts and face ...it was a good day!
Jes

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I know I am just an outsider, but the reason I keep coming back to this forum is to read the funny stuff you guys write. But it's only fun if it's real. The last two above are obviously, fakes. I find it a lot more fun to read a boring but real story than a made up ones like the two above. But maybe guys like the fake stuff beter. I personally only like the real stories.
Scott14

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Jes wrote:
I know I am just an outsider, but the reason I keep coming back to this forum is to read the funny stuff you guys write. But it's only fun if it's real. The last two above are obviously, fakes. I find it a lot more fun to read a boring but real story than a made up ones like the two above. But maybe guys like the fake stuff beter. I personally only like the real stories.
Jes you are so right. They are definitely fake. The rest of us just want to be seen naked nothing more---just a little fun and give housekeeping a great tip. Those stories ruin this topic.
Bill

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#999
Sep 13, 2010
 
JES --- I am staying in Joplin this week for business. Actually working in Carthage but after finding out how close Joplin is I had my hotel arraingments made in Joplin. I see in your previous posts you mentioned to a writer that you would tell him the hotel you work at and if he stayed there you could get yourself and some of your coworkers to be very "observent" of his room. I am here (9-13) and will be here until friday night. I can provide my email addy or phone number but would prefer not to post in the open forum for obvious reasons. I hope you were serious.

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