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Hawk

Delaware, OH

#624 Nov 18, 2009
I was traveling on business for an extended period of time. A co-worker and I were put up in a 2 room suite. He finished up his part a few days earlier and had left and I had the suite to myself. My group had finished our part and we had been out celebrating and when I got back I stripped and was watching TV in bed while still putting back a few. I fell asleep on top of the bed and was awoken by a loud noise in the morning. I got up and did not see anyone and then went into the bathroom to relieve myself. I came back out and went into thekitchen in the front to make some coffee and get something to eat when I see two housekeeper walk through the door and in a sneaking manner head toward the room I had been in. I am still nude and sporting a falling woody. I am not in perfect shape but not bad and my member is very wide in girth causing gasps in the past. As the women approached the room and began peeking around the corner, I came out from the kitchen area and was between them and the door to exit. They were soooo busted. I asked if I could help them. They about jumped out of their skin. One was about 19 and the other 25. They turned and looked and meet and then at my member and just started stuttering. I asked again if there was something I could do for them? They said they had come to "clean the room." I asked if they always sneak into rooms they are going to clean. They looked at each other and knew that they were busted. They appologized and said they would come back. I said not good enough. I asked what would happen if I reported this. They said they would be fired. I asked if they wanted that. They said no. I said then turn about is fair play. They asked what I meant. I said you both came in to see my naked penis and you have been staring at it this whole time. I said I wanted to see them naked. They said no way. I picked the phone up to dial the front desk. The older one said she could not afford to lose her job as her husband had gotten laid off and agreed to strip. I hung up and said start. They both began to undress and I directed them to do it at the same time. As I watched it was intoxicating. I was sporting a rising woody watching these two drop their bras and then their panties. I was at full mast. I made them stand there and allow me to get good looks. No touching but good close looks. WOW after a few I said they could dress and leave. Nothing more was said that day. I was there a few more days before leaving and we joked about it in the hallway a few times. Nice seeing you, things like that. One said hope to see you again and I said that could be arranged. Just smiles after that.
Tony

Delaware, OH

#625 Nov 18, 2009
Hey Gina,
What would you have done in the above post? Would you have stripped?
Gina

Lewisville, TX

#626 Nov 19, 2009
Hell, no. Looking is safe. Stripping males me a whore. LOL. Besides, I'm 55. Way past my looking hot naked days.

Now, if I knew I'd get a great tip and not get fired, I MIGHT clean a room while the guy is still in the room naked. If he is attractive and if he keeps at a safe distance.
Randy

Lewisville, TX

#627 Nov 19, 2009
I stayed in Chihuahua Mexico once on a business trip. Semi-cute maid in her 30s walked in on me as I stepped out of the bathroom naked. She seemed startled then recovered and asked in Spanish (I speak it) if she could clean my room. She said she her shift was ending and she wanted to finish and leave. I said sure if she didn't mind me being naked. She just nodded and came in.

She left the door open but my room was at the end of a short hall and no one could see in. I lay there naked and chatted with her while she cleaned. She concentrated on cleaning but occasionally glanced my way. Being naked like that I got an erection, but she didn't react to it.

Being horny, I started asking if her job paid much. She said not really. Wages are horrible in Mexico BTW. I said I would tip her $20 if she'd do something for me. She hesitated and asked what. I touched myself and asked her to "help me out".

She smiled nervously and shook her head as she went back to cleaning. So I upped it to $30. She shook her head again and said she had a family and it wasn't right. I said I understood and offered her $40. She paused for a long time and even looked at me as if considering. I could tell she was very torn about what to do.

I took $40 out off my wallet and showed it to her. She stared at it, then back at the door as if expecting someone to walk in. When no one did, she looked at the money and asked what I wanted her to do. I stroked myself and said "This".

She hesitated a long time as she glanced at my stroking with an embarrassed look on her face. Finally she juts nodded and reached for the cash. I gave it to her and she put it in the pocket of her uniform slacks. I thought she may run out the door with the money, but to my surprise she didn't.

Instead she sat by me on the bed and took me in her hand. As I lay back she quickly finished me with one off hand. Then she washed her hands in the bathroom, left the room closed the door without saying a word.

Some friends I told that to said I took advantage of her but I disagree. No one made her do it. She could have just said no and left it at that. Like Gina said above, no harm done.
wat a long wek

India

#629 Nov 26, 2009
i am not a sl** but some man makes me crazy..seen naked is amazn.i m 26 works in a tour n travels co. so i have to travel a lot.. last summer i was in hotel in miami...i wz lyk alwaz sleepn naked n door unlocked...a male help came for the cleaning in the morning..i was fully naked on the bed my breast was in full view and i was partially covered with sheet below...i found helper really hot..he was staring at my erected nipples.i asked him for a favour.i asked him for a massage.he obviously agreed.i gave away my sheets showing him my pu*** dan i turned on my back for massage he first touched my back dan slowly his hands were over my a** .dan i turned around he touched my breast with his tough hands .than intentions was quite clear of his and mine.slowly he statred fingering around and that made me more horny.he asked would i like to have something manly. i didnt anserd him but it was quite clear.he stared stripping and as i expected he had a huge pe*** i cudnt controlled anywhere and grabbed his full blown pe*** and than we had a sex...dan next day we had a shower together and had sex there...dis continued over a week and he got me a discount as well..nothin cant end well dan dis...
kalirick

Inglewood, CA

#630 Nov 26, 2009
@"wat a long wek" - I did not know guys like you had breasts! Also, I thought people in New Delhi could write in English!
TFM

El Dorado Hills, CA

#631 Dec 6, 2009
I was at a hotel with my wife who had left the room early for a work conference. She had gone ahead and checked us out of the room while I was still sleeping. I woke up to a knock on the door. As I was getting up to go open the door the maid went ahead and opened the door. I was totally naked walking towards the door. She muttered something and closed the door. I jumped in the shower and then I heard another knock on the door. I went to step out of the shower and there was a woman standing with a clip board looking right at me as I was naked and drippimg wet. She said that there wasn't suppose to be anyone in the room. She stood there for several minutes as I explained where my wife was and not knowing she had checked us out. It was exciting being seen naked like that.
sam

Dublin, Ireland

#632 Dec 6, 2009
hi i am goin to amsterdam next week, any1 every tried it there?
Randy

Lewisville, TX

#633 Dec 6, 2009
Amsterdam? No, but the maids probably clean the rooms naked. LOL
what

Sydney, Australia

#634 Dec 7, 2009
your all full of shidft....sif u would just lay there naked and let strangers look at u and touch u....fucsdken liars..
Chuck

Lewisville, TX

#635 Dec 8, 2009
LOL. No wonder no one wants to visit Australia. It's full of dips like you, what.
Jimbo

Hull, UK

#636 Dec 9, 2009
sam wrote:
hi i am goin to amsterdam next week, any1 every tried it there?
Not many Dutch people work as chembermaids in the hotels in Amsterdam anymore, mostly now Eastern European. They're not quite as liberal but nobody seems to mind too much if you're caught naked. Try room service as well, there's about a 50% chance it be female.

Good luck
kalirick

Inglewood, CA

#637 Dec 9, 2009
@Chuck. Don't worry about "What". He's not from Sidney. First, he can't type in English, and second, Sidney has more nude beaches than kangaroos.
sam

Dublin, Ireland

#638 Dec 10, 2009
Jimbo wrote:
<quoted text>
Not many Dutch people work as chembermaids in the hotels in Amsterdam anymore, mostly now Eastern European. They're not quite as liberal but nobody seems to mind too much if you're caught naked. Try room service as well, there's about a 50% chance it be female.
Good luck
ye cheers i have tryed it a few times in spain and it works so hope it goes well...also i heard nude mixed saunas are common so il trey that out too..
night clerk

Jackson, MS

#639 Dec 13, 2009
once upon a time i was working in indiana.as a night auditors. at that time i was 23 years old. anway i was training the new night auditors and we were in between middle of doing the audits around 3:00am and the phone ring. i answerd phone.... and here it goes i want to talk with some one who can do me. i was like excuse me mam. she repeat this again. i was so bored at night so i thought this is goona be a nice time pass so i told her that why don't you call me in 30 min bcuz i am in prosess of runing the audits. she was like ok i can do that.
she did call me in 30 min and start talking. i ask her nicely are you single or marreid. and guess what. she was marreid and she was like 30 age i ask her what if you husband finds it out. she is like who is going to tell him ? how is he going to find out he is marine and he is not home so .. ummmmmm ok.. any way it was a nice time pass but i didn't cell her or she never did call me again .

please excuse my english
Chuck

Lewisville, TX

#640 Dec 13, 2009
>@Chuck. Don't worry about "What". He's not from Sidney. First, he can't type in English, and second, Sidney has more nude beaches than kangaroos.

Too bad. I like kangaroos. Of course, not as much as nude beaches -- as long as they aren't full of fat men and old ladies.:-D

@night clerk. What does that have to do with maids?
Maggie

Buenos Aires, Argentina

#641 Dec 15, 2009
Hi everyone, i come to share anothere experience. Around 10 pm i knock on the door as always and when i get in into the room i found a guy completely naked sleeping face up, i tried to not do any noise and i left. I went to clean others rooms and when i finished before i go again to that door i ask front desk to call the room if he was sleep, they called and nobody answer, so i went again to the room, knock again, nobody answer, i open the door checking from there if he was there and nothing, when i get to the room the guy come naked from the bathroom, i was surpised, i didnt see it coming, awkward situation, i said im sorry, i come back later, he said something that i cant remember. My question is, he did it totally on purpose right?
Hawk

Columbus, OH

#642 Dec 15, 2009
It's possible the phone woke him but it stopped ringing before he answered it. When he got up he went into the bathroom. Depending on the location of the bathroom location and the fan noise it is possible he did not hear the knock. Then again he could have done it on purpose.
Maggie wrote:
Hi everyone, i come to share anothere experience. Around 10 pm i knock on the door as always and when i get in into the room i found a guy completely naked sleeping face up, i tried to not do any noise and i left. I went to clean others rooms and when i finished before i go again to that door i ask front desk to call the room if he was sleep, they called and nobody answer, so i went again to the room, knock again, nobody answer, i open the door checking from there if he was there and nothing, when i get to the room the guy come naked from the bathroom, i was surpised, i didnt see it coming, awkward situation, i said im sorry, i come back later, he said something that i cant remember. My question is, he did it totally on purpose right?
Hawk

Columbus, OH

#643 Dec 15, 2009
I had an interesting experience last week. I was staying in a hotel in a small town in Ohio. It was about 8:30 am and I was in the shower. I generally have the bathroom door cracked while showering. I shut the water off, finished drying off and was putting toothpaste on my toothbrush when the phone rang. I opened the bathroom door and was hurring to the phone when I look up and see a young housekeeper making the bed. She just looks at me and starts to speak. I hesitate and then grab the phone. She just stands there looking. I say hold on and then look back at her. She appologizes and leaves.

My question Maggie....how did she not know I was in the shower?
Chuck

Lewisville, TX

#644 Dec 15, 2009
>My question is, he did it totally on purpose right?

Of course he did Maggie. Next time hang around a little longer and he may leave you a good tip. I always do.:-D

More than once I've set it up where maids "accidently" catch me naked in my room. If they leave immediately, no biggie. If they pause a moment and talk to me (asked me when I want the room cleaned, etc.) while I am naked, I will leave them a tip. It's fun for me and worth the cash. One maid stood there talking to me almost 5 minutes as I walked around nude getting my clothes together. I tipped her a $20.

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