Human Ken Has a Penis, Idolizes Micha...

Human Ken Has a Penis, Idolizes Michael Jackson & Slams Human Barbie Again

There are 25 comments on the E! Online story from Apr 16, 2014, titled Human Ken Has a Penis, Idolizes Michael Jackson & Slams Human Barbie Again. In it, E! Online reports that:

Plastic Ken dolls might not be anatomically correct, but the real-life version of Barbie's guy is fully equipped downstairs.

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Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#1 Apr 16, 2014
OMG.

Beyond creepy.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#2 Apr 16, 2014
Octopus wrote:
OMG.
Beyond creepy.
Have to agree. What is this I wonder...
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#3 Apr 16, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Have to agree. What is this I wonder...
I guess there are nutty people in the world that think Wacko's plastic surgeries made him look good. Obviously, those two people are mentally ill because they both look like freaks. The female is really chilling. They do not look remotely human. I know that we've all seen celebrity plastic surgery disasters but this is totally sick. It reminds me of lizard man that I saw on television some years back. They belong in a freak show in some traveling carnival with the bearded lady and lobster boy. Wow. It figures that the dude is a floon that idolizes Michael Jackson. Pretty creepy stuff. They look like monsterous dolls.

Who in their right mind would actually desire to make themselves into a hideous freak?

Crazy.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#4 Apr 16, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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I guess there are nutty people in the world that think Wacko's plastic surgeries made him look good. Obviously, those two people are mentally ill because they both look like freaks. The female is really chilling. They do not look remotely human. I know that we've all seen celebrity plastic surgery disasters but this is totally sick. It reminds me of lizard man that I saw on television some years back. They belong in a freak show in some traveling carnival with the bearded lady and lobster boy. Wow. It figures that the dude is a floon that idolizes Michael Jackson. Pretty creepy stuff. They look like monsterous dolls.
Who in their right mind would actually desire to make themselves into a hideous freak?
Crazy.
Total freak show. No wonder the guy idolizes Wacko.

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#5 Apr 16, 2014
Octopus wrote:
OMG.
Beyond creepy.
WTH?

“Waiting for f'loons to wake up”

Since: Dec 06

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#6 Apr 16, 2014
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#7 Apr 16, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Total freak show. No wonder the guy idolizes Wacko.
I wonder how many floons desire to get plastic surgeries because Wacko did?

It is pretty strange that a person would want to play God and change the features they were born with. It is like having a sex change. Very freaky. The plastic look is so unnatural. I'd reather age gracefully. I can understand why some woman might desire to do it but nowadays, men are following the trend like Mickey Rourke, Bruce Jenner and Wayne Newton. They look like shit.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#8 Apr 16, 2014
*rather

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#9 Apr 16, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Total freak show. No wonder the guy idolizes Wacko.
He thinks plastic surgery is "fun and cool" and wants to emulate MJ in this way. I guess he wants to look like a circus sideshow specimen as well.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#10 Apr 16, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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WTH?
<shrugs>

"People Are Strange" The Doors.

“at yet more f'loonspin”

Since: Aug 11

I live far away from f'loons

#11 Apr 16, 2014
Only a f'loon would do something like this.

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#12 Apr 16, 2014
Disturbing that these people really exist. Wonder where it all went wrong for them.

Since: Jun 13

Raleigh, NC

#13 Apr 16, 2014
Plastic surgery is just creepy. It just is.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#14 Apr 16, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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I wonder how many floons desire to get plastic surgeries because Wacko did?
It is pretty strange that a person would want to play God and change the features they were born with. It is like having a sex change. Very freaky. The plastic look is so unnatural. I'd reather age gracefully. I can understand why some woman might desire to do it but nowadays, men are following the trend like Mickey Rourke, Bruce Jenner and Wayne Newton. They look like shit.
Oh man especially Bruce Jenner. He REALLY did a number on himself.

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#15 Apr 16, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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He thinks plastic surgery is "fun and cool" and wants to emulate MJ in this way. I guess he wants to look like a circus sideshow specimen as well.
If he wants to look like a circus sideshow I'd say he's off to a good start.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#16 Apr 17, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> Oh man especially Bruce Jenner. He REALLY did a number on himself.
It is pretty crazy that anyone would want to do that to themselves. Plastic surgery as an addiction is pretty sad but it is their body and I guess there is very little you can do about it if someone you know is having that done. The same can be said about people who get multiple tattoos that cover every inch of their flesh. It looks like shit. I can see getting one but it seems some people do not know when to stop.

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#17 Apr 17, 2014
Stormageddon wrote:
<quoted text> If he wants to look like a circus sideshow I'd say he's off to a good start.
I can understand it if someone has an unusually large nose, for example, and would feel better about themselves to have it modified. I have known women with unusually large breasts that have had reductions or women with very small breasts who have had enlargements. But Jackson and this guy have gone too far. It's just another unhealthy addiction.
Octopus

Clifton Park, NY

#18 Apr 17, 2014
Pop Tart- wrote:
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I can understand it if someone has an unusually large nose, for example, and would feel better about themselves to have it modified. I have known women with unusually large breasts that have had reductions or women with very small breasts who have had enlargements. But Jackson and this guy have gone too far. It's just another unhealthy addiction.
I know a woman that had to have her nose repaired after a bad car accident. In those cases, plastic surgery is very helpful. Unfortunately, it can be abused. However, who can tell someone what they can or can not do with their bodies?

If someone wants to make themselves into a hideous freak, I guess that is their problem. I mean looking exacty like a barbie doll is so creepy. I was amused.

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#19 Apr 17, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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I know a woman that had to have her nose repaired after a bad car accident. In those cases, plastic surgery is very helpful. Unfortunately, it can be abused. However, who can tell someone what they can or can not do with their bodies?
If someone wants to make themselves into a hideous freak, I guess that is their problem. I mean looking exacty like a barbie doll is so creepy. I was amused.
Yep, that's the bottom line, Octopus. People can do what they want with their bodies, no matter what opinions others may have. As Hank Williams said,'If you've got the money, honey, they've got the time.:)

“Dark Lord of All.”

Since: Jun 13

The Untempered Schism.

#20 Apr 17, 2014
Octopus wrote:
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It is pretty crazy that anyone would want to do that to themselves. Plastic surgery as an addiction is pretty sad but it is their body and I guess there is very little you can do about it if someone you know is having that done. The same can be said about people who get multiple tattoos that cover every inch of their flesh. It looks like shit. I can see getting one but it seems some people do not know when to stop.
Its like he looks like he could be some kind of android or something. The girl looks kinda dead too.

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