What satire? It's cold hard fact.
My God never murdered anyone.
My God never ordered anyone murdered.
I follow no murdering deity.
Nothing negative about that.
Since your FSM does not have any morality, it simply exists in the past.
When there is no more wheat in a billion years, FSM will be a relic of the past(and perhaps a lot sooner than that(smiles).)
Inventions come and go, as well as a taste for pasta.
The future of FSM is dim, so it becomes nothing in the end.