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#1 Aug 16, 2008
I will get it Started :
1. What do you get when you cross a retard with a gang banger? Someone who spray paints on a chain link fence.
2. Why do blacks keep chickens in their back yards? To teach their kids how to walk.
3. Whats the difference between Hugo Chavez and Barack Hussein Obama? Not much but Hugos wife knows when to shut-up!
#2 Aug 16, 2008
How many White Anglo Saxon Protestants does it take to screw in a light bulb?
Two, one to mix the drinks and one to call for help.
#3 Aug 21, 2008
1.how many jews can you fit in a van?
8 in the seats and the rest in the ash tray
2.what do jews and pizzas have in comin?
they both look good in an oven
3.how do you get a black guy out of a tree?
you cut the rope
4.whats the difference between a apple and a black guy?
the apple looks better hanging in a tree
5.why dont black people have dreams?
the last one to have a dream was killed
6.why isnt mexico in the olympics?
everyone that can run jump and swim are already in america
but the best joke of all... womens rights
#4 Sep 24, 2012
What do you call 5 white guys pushing a car up a hill? A breakdown
What do you 5 Mexicans pushing a car up a hill?
Grand theft auto!
#5 Mar 21, 2013
What do you call a mexican jedi?
Obi Juan Kenobi
#6 Mar 21, 2013
Three Australians walked into a bar.......the fourth one ducked.
#7 Mar 21, 2013
What do fat white chicks have in common with bricks?
Sooner or later they get laid by a Mexican.
Since: Nov 12
#8 Mar 23, 2013
How do you stop a black kid jumping on the bed?
Put velcro on the ceiling.
Why did the Newfie climb a tree with a hockey stick?
He wanted to join the Maple Leafs.
Why do Dutch people wear wooden shoes?
Keeps the woodpeckers off our heads.
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