There used to be a tavern called "Riverside" in Bradfordsville, Kentucky.
On the banks of the Rolling Fork River.
Fights broke out over there every weekend.
One guy got killed while I was there one Saturday night.
Phillip Brown was his name.
Somebody picked him up and slammed his head into the concrete.
They never determined who did it.
Dude probably deserved it.
Riverside, CA is named for the Santa Ana River, which really isn't a river. Out here we call it the river bottom, it's just wash of wet mud.
Brown people go there to make their bodies, and their backs, wet.