/slow clap /pat on your head<quoted text>
What IQ? The wheel is still spinning but the hamster died long ago.
That twinkle in your eyes is actually the sun shining between your ears.
Youre a good boy aint ya?
Goo-chi goo /tickle under your chin
I'll take you for ice cream!
Ahh hurr, Ahh hurr, Ahh hurr, can I play with the pussy wussy kwats?