Todays problems, yesterday's prayers.
Yes my slaves, prayers are delayed.
I am busy, Mohammad was having a emotional affair with Jesus. He is jealous of the recently discovered hidden wife.
And there are rumors circulating Joey Greco's 'Cheaters' is featuring this woman. Slaves have no shame.
Satan is my only 'creation' success..
Really, what is a god to do?
My slaves are rioting, my dilithium crystals have been depleted,
I desperately want another flood but can only afford Global warming.
Is it any mystery my name spelled backwards is Dog?
Mom could have done better!
'Sue' would be good.
Omg (dad) this one really makes me mad.
Which one of us do they mean?
I am the youngest, maybe Mohammad but he smells funny and I've repeatedly warned him about the odor of BBQ on his robes.
My problems are many my faithful slaves
Virtually everything I create... Dies!
Zeus is always teasing me, says I need 'The Force' and a more robust training schedule.
Other gods also torment me daily about this.
What do they think, I'm made of savoiurs?
You should see the road apples Pegasus drops <omg>
My Martyrs are busy with their virgins, the virgins have petitioned Aphrodite for a union.
It is chaos here my slaves :(
Toilets are backed up, waiting on Joe the Plummer.
Due to finances planned raptures must be suspended indefinitely.