You're the one that wants to live in England....<quoted text>
Clementine?!?! Oh dear, i hope Catcher didn't notice!
Do something, do anything, it's snowing again, I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE, I'M SICK OF IT!!!!!!! IT FEELS LIKE PRISON.....OH GOD, GIVE ME A SHOULDER TO CRY ON!!!
I probably won't get the dirty jokes for sure, but go on then, lets have 'em!!
It's 78 degrees & sunny here. Beautiful day!
How are women and tornadoes alike?
They both moan like hell when they come, and take the house when they leave.
A man and a woman started to have sex in the middle of a dark forest. After about 15 minutes of it, the man finally gets up and says, "Damn, I wish I had a flashlight!". The woman says, "Me too, you've been eating grass for the past ten minutes!"
Did you hear they came out with a new lesbian shoe?
They're called Dikes. They have an extra long tongue and only take one finger to get off!