Did you know that his wife took a page or two of his translations and challenged him to translate them again.<quoted text>Congratulations for belonging to one of the more batshit crazy religions. Your Joe Smith was a snake oil salesman with his Golden plates, transcribing what was supposedly on them behind a curtain. And of course like the Mythical Jesus, they eventually rose up into the sky on their way to heaven. I can't imagine what makes potentially intelligent people believe total bullshit like this, amazing!!!!
He came up with some hair brained excuse as to either why he couldn't or why they were different.