Hey look Muchacho, I dont take advice from lawyers who get paid in chickens.<quoted text>
For you Eagle, it's a place to show your lack of education and your unwillingness to make any effort to listen and learn.
All you want to do is try to be humorous with sarcasm.
It's not working. Its not funny.
You just look foolish.
Get on your little donkey, with its little hat and vamonos down the road. Telegas Vato, that means giddy up and go.
When you riding that poor beast of burden. Pick your damn feet up. You look stupid with your feet dragging the ground.
Next time you show up at court. Ditch the damn sandals and get you a nice pair of converse tennis shoes.