You’re probably the only Lawyer in Los Angeles that get’s paid in chickens.<quoted text>
I know you are not a racist, Clementia.
Eagle is the racist.
And he should be ashamed of himself.
But he knows no shame, having embarrassed himself here countless times.
Some people are hopeless, unfortunately.
The rest of us just have to carry on and not let it bother us.
What the hell do you do with all those chickens anyway? You can only eat so many a week.
Are some chickens are more valuable than others?
I bet when your clients call you on the phone they hear chickens in the background.
You’re probably the only Lawyer in the country that has an office in a chicken coop.
Your advertisement probably says,
“Pedro’s Legal Service.”
“We accept Cash, Credit Cards, and Chickens.”
“See Habla Castellano.”