Whew! This is too, too easy.
Grab thy bible quick!
On second thought I think sarcasm is more fitting
Are you a creepy Jeehovy Witness! No?
You are a TRUE Christian.
please take this pop quiz:
1. Do you believe in God?
A.Yes, I believe in my one TRUE God.
B.Yes, I have my own religious beliefs.
C.I'm not really sure but a sword to my throat would convince me.
D.No, I prefer fact to faith.
2. Do you believe in MY God?
A. Oh totally.(That's a fine sword you have there).
B.Nah, I already had one of those.
C.There is no God. Gasp!
D. Can god commit suicide?
3. Do you accept Jesus Christ as your Lord and Savior?
A. You bet! One time, two times, three times my savior!
B. i'm not sure which God is better
C. Jesus who?
D. No, I'll opt out.
4. Have you read the King James Bible?
A. Yes! Like OMG, it's my freaking life!
B. Yeah, it was decent.
C. Yes, but The Cat in the Hat was better.
D. I'd rather eat a thumbtack sandwich than read that garbage.
5. The TRUE meaning of the 6th Commandment:
A. Thou shalt not kill anyone for any reason.
B.Thou shalt not kill anyone except for the people who don't believe in the same God you believe in or people who don't believe in God at all.
C. Thou shalt not kill except if they really piss you off.
D. Slay away! More people have been killed in the name of God than for any other reason in history.
The salvation of your eternal soul depends on how you answer the quiz.
Remember it is only when a mosquito lands on your testicles that you realize...
There is always a way to solve problems without violence.
A self-proclaimed agnostic that believes in salvation of our eternal souls.