Coming from Theist like you , I take that as a compliment.<quoted text>
My definition: Cozy comfortable, Lazy, and indifferent.
Agnostics world evolves around themselves. They are the center of their universe. The sun rotates around them and they dont rotate around the sun.
Their purpose in life is to always remain comfortable.
Lazy because they dont have the motivation to search for evidence of God.
Indifferent because they dont care one way or the other if the evidence is brought to them. As long as theyre comfortable they have no need of a God so the evidence that is placed before them is worthless.
When the Agnostic world turns into a train wreck. They will either reach out to God or react with anger because their world crashed and they are no longer comfortable.
The Agnostic creed is like the Atheist creed.Me, myself and I. That center selfishness they have in common with Atheist.
You believe in a book that has talking animals, wizards, witches, demons, sticks turning into snakes, food falling from the sky, people walking on water, and all sorts of magical, absurd and primitive stories, and you say that we are the ones that need help?
If the Prodigal Son's a parable, and if Adam and Eve are metaphors, then maybe God is just figure of speech.
If the answers to prayer are merely what God wills all along, then why pray?
The next time believers tell you that 'separation of church and state' does not appear in our founding document, tell them to stop using the word 'trinity.'
The word 'trinity' appears nowhere in the bible. Neither does Rapture, or Second Coming, or Original Sin.
If they are still unfazed (or unphrased) by this, then add Omniscience, Omnipresence, Supernatural, Transcendence, Afterlife, Deity, Divinity, Theology, Monotheism, Missionary, Immaculate Conception, Christmas, Christianity, Evangelical, Fundamentalist, Methodist, Catholic, Pope, Cardinal, Catechism, Purgatory, Penance, Transubstantiation, Excommunication, Dogma, Chastity, Unpardonable Sin, Infallibility, Inerrancy, Incarnation, Epiphany, Sermon, Eucharist, the Lord's Prayer, Good Friday, Doubting Thomas, Advent, Sunday School, Dead Sea, Golden Rule, Moral, Morality, Ethics, Patriotism, Education, Atheism, Apostasy, Conservative (Liberal is in), Capital Punishment, Monogamy, Abortion, Pornography, Homosexual, Lesbian, Fairness, Logic, Republic, Democracy, Capitalism, Funeral, Decalogue, or Bible.
Frankly, it is hard to believe that someone can live in the age of information and be so out of touch with it.