It all makes sense now.<quoted text>
Oh how that hated Gutenberg! He made the bible accessible for all to read! Little did the church leaders realize, their flocks would not read the bible!
Oh how they hated the Internet! It made the errors, the inconsistencies, and the horrible stories visible for all to see. Little did they realize, the indoctrinated would dismiss and excuse all those stories and even perpetuate lies given by the pulpit.
The surest cure for religion: reading the book the religion is based on and that pill is just too large for most.
Gay marriage and marijuana being legalized on the same day.
"If a man lays with another man he should stoned".
< ACME left meter explodes >
We're just interpreting it wrong!
PS I love sarcasm!