"Only MY dialect of English is the correct one." - RR<quoted text>Actually, no. In the Oxford dictionary, from the UK, ahem, fairytale and fairy-tale are acceptable. In the US, according to Webster, it is a hyphenated modifier and written as fairy-tale.
You have never owned a passport. How can you possibly disparage a place you have never been. The UK is wonderful.
Note that RR invents his own 'daffynitions' then complains about spelling conventions and typos.
"Kill and disown are the same thing." - RR defending his Bible-God commanding the killing of disobedient sons.