why are americans so fat
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Dr humphy

Tipton, UK

#1 Apr 12, 2007
Can anybody help me with this research journal im producing with regards to a wonder pill.

I need to find why americans are so obeast and is there a genetic factor involved in keeping americans out of the fridge.

this might sound like a joke but its all legitimate.

Its belived there this is a part of gene cross over in mitosis, that effects the cerebrum of the brain,this in turn effects homeostatis upsetting the slavia glands.

if you are over weight and canot stop eating and are always in the fridge. please spare me your time

sex
your weight
your height
times per day you eat.

thankyou for your time
BRUNO

Tipton, UK

#2 Apr 12, 2007
OH and how much do you spend keeping the shape.

“Hey You! It's Me!”

Since: Apr 07

Hoopee Holler

#3 Apr 12, 2007
Who sez being skinny is a good thing..?
Who sez being fat is a good thing..?
What is just right..?
I have the questions but none of the answers.
I think a person needs to push away from the table and hit the couch.
We must keep the couch tater industry going.
BRUNO

Leeds, UK

#4 Apr 12, 2007
So you are a fatty then are you.

Since: Apr 07

Georgetown, KY

#5 Apr 12, 2007
Well...
lets see...
I am a male...5'8" 155 lbs...47 yrs old...
Hardly fat...
But I have no doubt there are no ppl in the UK that are fat...

Since: Apr 07

Georgetown, KY

#6 Apr 12, 2007
oops...
eat 2 - 3 times a day...

“Hey You! It's Me!”

Since: Apr 07

Hoopee Holler

#7 Apr 12, 2007
Naw, I is a bona fide sex symbol.

“I'd b surfing if I wasn't here”

Since: Jan 07

Indianapolis

#8 Apr 12, 2007
Dr humphy wrote:
Can anybody help me with this research journal im producing with regards to a wonder pill.
I need to find why americans are so obeast and is there a genetic factor involved in keeping americans out of the fridge.
this might sound like a joke but its all legitimate.
Its belived there this is a part of gene cross over in mitosis, that effects the cerebrum of the brain,this in turn effects homeostatis upsetting the slavia glands.
if you are over weight and canot stop eating and are always in the fridge. please spare me your time
sex
your weight
your height
times per day you eat.
thankyou for your time
They are fat because they eat garbage all day while sitting on their butts, then come home turn on the tube or the comp, and eat the rest of the evening while sitting on their expanding asses.
Tommy

United States

#9 Apr 12, 2007
We're "fat" because the government needed a new crisis and declared us all fat.

One evening they changed the definition of what is fat and obese. The next morning millions of Americans woke up and found they'd just become a stastic, and a host of new regulations and cottage industry diets was born.

Same as is being done with what use to be a normal blood pressure. It's now called "pre-hypertension".

Social engineering and brainwashing at it's best.
Right is Right

United States

#10 Apr 12, 2007
Because Food tastes good and we can afford it. And we're all gonna die anyway, so who gives a rip?
Strawberry

Russell, PA

#11 Apr 12, 2007
Dr humphy wrote:
Can anybody help me with this research journal im producing with regards to a wonder pill.
I need to find why americans are so obeast and is there a genetic factor involved in keeping americans out of the fridge.
this might sound like a joke but its all legitimate.
Its belived there this is a part of gene cross over in mitosis, that effects the cerebrum of the brain,this in turn effects homeostatis upsetting the slavia glands.
if you are over weight and canot stop eating and are always in the fridge. please spare me your time
sex
your weight
your height
times per day you eat.
thankyou for your time
Do you really think I would fall for this 'DR.' doing a 'research journal' crap?
JPB

Eden Prairie, MN

#12 Apr 12, 2007
Strawberry wrote:
<quoted text>Do you really think I would fall for this 'DR.' doing a 'research journal' crap?
Jah wohl, Strawberry.:) This "Doctor" should learn how to spell. And if he is from the UK, then I am from Greenland. Unconvincing.

BTW, I am 6 ft 5, 200 lbs. Built like a superhero. I skip breakfast. Eat plain oatmeal for lunch. And pig out at suppertime. And I just had a summer sausage/cheese and toasted bagel sandwich.
JPB

Eden Prairie, MN

#13 Apr 12, 2007
Dr humpty dumpty.
Strawberry

Russell, PA

#14 Apr 12, 2007
JPB wrote:
Dr humpty dumpty.
Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall.
Humpty Dumpty has had a great fall.
All the kings horses and all the kings men
Are gonna make sure he's not put back together again.
the law man

Wyandotte, MI

#15 Apr 13, 2007
Dr humphy wrote:
Can anybody help me with this research journal im producing with regards to a wonder pill.
I need to find why americans are so obeast and is there a genetic factor involved in keeping americans out of the fridge.
this might sound like a joke but its all legitimate.
Its belived there this is a part of gene cross over in mitosis, that effects the cerebrum of the brain,this in turn effects homeostatis upsetting the slavia glands.
if you are over weight and canot stop eating and are always in the fridge. please spare me your time
sex
your weight
your height
times per day you eat.
thankyou for your time
Oh my God, you are the stupidest one yet! STOP eating all that bull crap you keep sticking in your mouth and get off your fat ass and do some exercise! Get an education too.
Bobman

United States

#16 Apr 13, 2007
2 questions for U:
1. Why is the BBC so biased and stupid?
2. Why are English Women so ugly and stupid?
lonedangerone

United States

#17 Apr 13, 2007
Why are Americans so FAT????Could it be we eat too much!!DUH!LOL!
Meklorka

El Dorado Hills, CA

#18 Apr 13, 2007
This whole fat scare is just a farce. People are not so much fatter as before.

What this is really about is women starving themselves. What we should be asking - why as a culture do we need to restrain our women? Why do we need to objectify them? When are women going to be treated as equals, not sex objects?

We have feelings too, and thoughs and opinions. We are just as smart and can be just as strong if you let us. But brainwashing little girls into a size 0 strips have the population of this country of its soul.

Why can't women just be free?
BRUNO

Leicester, UK

#19 Apr 13, 2007
Right is Right wrote:
Because Food tastes good and we can afford it. And we're all gonna die anyway, so who gives a rip?
Every one can aford food, but answer the question
BRUNO

Leicester, UK

#20 Apr 13, 2007
Bobman wrote:
2 questions for U:
1. Why is the BBC so biased and stupid?
2. Why are English Women so ugly and stupid?
bbc is biosed a agree. but grow up. i canot entertain imature silly fat lazy Americans.

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