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Homer Auburn

Jasper, AL

#301 Aug 11, 2013
What in the intergalactic funk does Woni Lawrence have to do with Keith Hammond being a psycho crook? Nothing!
Homer Auburn

Jasper, AL

#302 Aug 11, 2013
As we speak Keith Hammond and family are being evicted from their Jasper home/station. See a pattern?
Homer Auburn

Jasper, AL

#303 Aug 11, 2013
He says that he has a new tower in another location in town but there is no FCC permit on file for the station to be moved. I think that he is taking the other tower down in preparation to skip town with his sponsors cash (his LPFM which is operated by his fake non profit is not supposed to air ads anyway) and plans to set his equipment up elsewhere as a pirate station.
Mark Malone

Headland, AL

#304 Aug 12, 2013
Homer Auburn

United States

#305 Aug 12, 2013
Yep, that's Paul Sean Pensis........but I'm not! Hahahaha! You don't have a clue!
Homer Auburn

United States

#306 Aug 12, 2013
Is that the same Paul Sean Pensis that you tried to frame when you took the "Fox FM Cash Treasure Hunt" money? You parade that police complaint around like it is proof of something. Anyone can file a police report, I could go to the Sheriffs dept right now and say that you spit on me and as long as I have a little info about you.......BAM a police report. An arrest report and a conviction document, now that would mean something wouldn't it? No problem finding those on Terry Keith Hammond.
Homer Auburn

United States

#307 Aug 12, 2013
Homer Auburn wrote:
Is that the same Paul Sean Pensis that you tried to frame when you took the "Fox FM Cash Treasure Hunt" money? You parade that police complaint around like it is proof of something. Anyone can file a police report, I could go to the Sheriffs dept right now and say that you spit on me and as long as I have a little info about you.......BAM a police report. An arrest report and a conviction document, now that would mean something wouldn't it? No problem finding those on Terry Keith Hammond.
Basically, you had better not go to broadcasting at another location around Jasper w/o a permit or the FCC will be on you like stink on shit.
Chief Inspector

Tucker, GA

#308 Aug 14, 2013
So now you have gone and filed for a construction permit after you have taken your tower down and moved your equipment? Wonderful! You are absolutely going to love the petition that has been filed to protest renewel of Bessie's FCC licence for the station. Full of juicy facts and explanations and recantations and links.
Mark Malone

United States

#309 Aug 14, 2013
Former Bessemer Housing Authority Bookkeeper Sentenced To 30 Months In Prison

FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJanuary 29, 2013
BIRMINGHAM – A federal judge today sentenced a former bookkeeper for the Bessemer Housing Authority to 30 months in prison and six months home detention for stealing nearly $200,000 from the agency with forged checks, announced U.S. Attorney Joyce White Vance and Housing and Urban Development Inspector General David A. Montoya.

U.S. District Judge L. Scott Coogler sentenced LAWANA R. LAWRENCE, 50, of Jasper, to six months in prison and six months of home detention for theft of government property, plus two years in prison for aggravated identity theft. Lawrence pleaded guilty to the charges in August. Lawrence also must forfeit $198,700 to the government as proceeds of illegal activity and pay the same amount in restitution.

She is scheduled to report to prison April 8.

“This defendant worked for a government agency whose mission is to help low-income families find affordable rental housing. She undercut that mission and took advantage of her position to steal from the program and the tax payers who support it,” Vance said.“Her abuse of the public trust warrants this sentence.”

HUD governs the rental assistance program and annually provides money to the Bessemer Housing Authority to support it.

Lawrence worked as a bookkeeper for the Bessemer Housing Authority in 2010. From June through September that year, she wrote 28 checks to herself or to the person she was living with and affixed electronic signatures of the Housing Authority’s executive director and its board chairman to the checks, according to Lawrence’s plea agreement with the government. She had access to the signatures on her work computer, but placed them on the checks without authorization.

Between July 6, 2010, and Sept. 13, 2010, Lawrence deposited the checks into a bank account assigned to Lawana R. Lawrence, doing business as Woni’s Bookshelf. Lawrence owned Woni’s, a bookstore in Sumiton, according to the plea agreement. Housing Authority checks deposited into that account totaled $198,700.

The HUD Office of Inspector General, in cooperation with the Bessemer Police Department and the Jefferson County District Attorney’s Office in Bessemer, investigated the case, and it is being prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Alabama.
Homer Auburn

Tucker, GA

#311 Aug 14, 2013
Who in the funk is Lawanna Lawrence ? Who is Tim Pensis? You have no defense and you are grasping at straws as to folks identities.
Homer Auburn

Tucker, GA

#312 Aug 14, 2013
You are in for some good times!
Homer Auburn

Tucker, GA

#313 Aug 14, 2013
That breeze that you are twisting in is from an oncoming shitstorm of Karma. Can you see the storm clouds Keith?
Don Novello

Jasper, AL

#314 Aug 14, 2013
Just stumbled on this thread. I remember reading about this Hammond character, but where does this Lawanna Lawrence fit in? Who is she to him and what does her going to prison have to do with him?
Don Novello

Jasper, AL

#315 Aug 14, 2013
Mark Malone wrote:
Former Bessemer Housing Authority Bookkeeper Sentenced To 30 Months In Prison
FOR IMMEDIATE RELEASEJanuary 29, 2013
BIRMINGHAM – A federal judge today sentenced a former bookkeeper for the Bessemer Housing Authority to 30 months in prison and six months home detention for stealing nearly $200,000 from the agency with forged checks, announced U.S. Attorney Joyce White Vance and Housing and Urban Development Inspector General David A. Montoya.
U.S. District Judge L. Scott Coogler sentenced LAWANA R. LAWRENCE, 50, of Jasper, to six months in prison and six months of home detention for theft of government property, plus two years in prison for aggravated identity theft. Lawrence pleaded guilty to the charges in August. Lawrence also must forfeit $198,700 to the government as proceeds of illegal activity and pay the same amount in restitution.
She is scheduled to report to prison April 8.
“This defendant worked for a government agency whose mission is to help low-income families find affordable rental housing. She undercut that mission and took advantage of her position to steal from the program and the tax payers who support it,” Vance said.“Her abuse of the public trust warrants this sentence.”
HUD governs the rental assistance program and annually provides money to the Bessemer Housing Authority to support it.
Lawrence worked as a bookkeeper for the Bessemer Housing Authority in 2010. From June through September that year, she wrote 28 checks to herself or to the person she was living with and affixed electronic signatures of the Housing Authority’s executive director and its board chairman to the checks, according to Lawrence’s plea agreement with the government. She had access to the signatures on her work computer, but placed them on the checks without authorization.
Between July 6, 2010, and Sept. 13, 2010, Lawrence deposited the checks into a bank account assigned to Lawana R. Lawrence, doing business as Woni’s Bookshelf. Lawrence owned Woni’s, a bookstore in Sumiton, according to the plea agreement. Housing Authority checks deposited into that account totaled $198,700.
The HUD Office of Inspector General, in cooperation with the Bessemer Police Department and the Jefferson County District Attorney’s Office in Bessemer, investigated the case, and it is being prosecuted by the U.S. Attorney’s Office for the Northern District of Alabama.
What does this have to do with Hammond?
He's not mentioned in the article, so why are you posting this?
Don Novello

Jasper, AL

#316 Aug 14, 2013
Unless Mark Malone is really Hammond, trying to distract attention? I heard he likes to post stuff under fake names. If he is really running a radio station illegally, he better get used to answering to "Sweetie".
Homer Auburn

Jasper, AL

#318 Aug 14, 2013
Mark Malone is Hammond. He can't figure out who his antagonizers are and he feels the noose closing so he is blindly lashing out at people like a cornered animal.
Shamrocker

Jasper, AL

#319 Aug 14, 2013
Lol! Seems like old crooked Keith has met his match in Jasper Alabama! You guys are just as crazy as him! We caught him getting food out of the dumpster behind our cafe here in Shamrock right after he and his family were evicted from the pigsty of a radio station that he was squatting in. Sorry that you guys inherited our village idiot, you guys won't have him long because he moves around a lot apparently.
Prospero

Jasper, AL

#321 Aug 15, 2013
So the "little victim" con man is still in Alabama, plying his worthless services? I would have assumed he had he either moved on to con another town by now, or had been returned to a federal correctional institution. It would seem, however, that he may have overstayed his welcome. It's obvious by now that he will never learn.
Don Novello

Jasper, AL

#323 Aug 16, 2013
So Mark Malone, please answer the question:
What does this Lawrence lady going to prison have to do with Hammond?? Is she one of his accomplices? Is she an old friend? Old girlfriend?
Or is it just a distraction to get everyone off topic? From what I have read of him, Hammond loves attention and loves drama. Why do you keep posting this article? Just answer the damn question and stop posting the same article.
Karma Train

Jasper, AL

#325 Aug 16, 2013
Now someone who has behaving themselves would not draw this kind of attention would they? https://www.facebook.com/pages/Facts-and-Funn...

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