Bill R

Cathlamet, WA

#31 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>Your family is the only ones who are going to ask for justification.
Down with feline imperialism! Your cat is a dead
cat if it comes to the Northwest and craps in
my flower bed. I have a right to protect my
borders from illegal felines. You sound like a
feline fascist to me, Clyde.
Bill R

Cathlamet, WA

#32 Jan 4, 2007
WildWierdWille wrote:
<quoted text>You didn't ... tell me you didn't.
Hey Willie, if either one of us had any pride
we wouldn't be caught dead on a thread about
how to stop a cat from crapping in your yard.
spuds

United States

#34 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>If you don't think I can make you drink anti-freeze come to county road 951 , Naples Florida and we will see who is the man .
Put your return address in your pocket with any last request and if you think I talk shit , COME GET SOME.
LOL.... ya, ya, ya. You need to quit huffing catnip.
bob

Palo Alto, CA

#36 Jan 4, 2007
Lame Duck Sucks wrote:
<quoted text>and, kitty litterally.
I think you meant kitty litter ally!
Evofraud

Fort Worth, TX

#38 Jan 4, 2007
We had the same problem until that Korean family moved in next door... :-)
Neil Cowen - Dentist

Redmond, WA

#40 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>come after me and you will find typing is hard with just to thumbs and bring bill with you .
You two against me is hardley fair for you but bring it on any way .
I have a condo in your town. I'll look you up next week or week after.
lisa

Atlanta, GA

#41 Jan 4, 2007
We had a cat lady living next door with so many cats we couldn't count them - she tore up the living room floor so that she could PRESSURE SPRAY her floors & walls to clean up the MESS. Her cats inbred so many times that they were looking really weird. Steven King movie types. One had to have met a racoon - no kidding. They ALL used our yard for a litter box from day 1....nothing - nothing kept them away.
1. We talked nicely with her first. She was weird. We tried cayenne pepper and some stuff from PetSmart to deter them. They didn't care.
2. We told her we'd report the cats to animal control if she didn't keep them in.
3. We reported to animal control, but didn't allow them to set traps.
4. We resorted BB gun scares near the ground - not at the cats.
5. Eventually BBs hit a few.
6. We resorted to a paint ball gun. Near the ground to scare them.
7. Eventually some paint hit a few.
8. They STILL CAME BACK. STUPID CATS. I used to love cats until I lived around all this.
9. We sold our house and moved. No joke.
10. No cats outside in the new neighborhood. We actually looked the neighborhood over different times of day and night to prescreen the new house before offering.
who

Reading, UK

#42 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>Cats and Dogs as well . I don't threaten .
I promise.
What about cows, sheep and poultry? Oh and fish.
Killing Muslims your probably ok with, in fact I'd put money on it.
who

Reading, UK

#43 Jan 4, 2007
lisa

Atlanta, GA

#47 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>You don't like cats because they had a mentaly ill owner?
I "hear" what you're saying. In a way, you're right that I don't like them because of this woman's mental state and lack of care for her cats, but.....I didn't like the tenacity and audaciousness of the cats eventually. Seems like we're living in a cat's world and we're all just walking around in it. One cat as a pet, is fine with me. One cat, as a pet, doesn't go creeping around into other's people yards constantly and causing havoc. Maybe some do, but then we go back to "who is the owner?"
John

United States

#48 Jan 4, 2007
Cats love their privacy, especially when doing their business. Perhaps you could install one of those motion activated flood lights. This will keep away all types of nightly prowlers. If you see it hanging around during the day, then spray it with a garden host or squirt gun.
bob

Palo Alto, CA

#50 Jan 4, 2007
I was told years ago by a police officer that it is a crime to hit a dog with your car and not notify the owner. He said that it is not a crime to hit and run a cat. He said that this was based on the fact that cats are not considered personal property, whereas a dog is. A cat will go to wherever the best food is. A dog is loyal to its owner. Based on this, I guess that cats have to be able to stand up for themselves and be able to take responsibility for their actions.
The Watcher

Monticello, MN

#51 Jan 4, 2007
Bill R wrote:
<quoted text>
Antifreeze works quite quickly if you wear gloves
and hold them under about three minutes.
Beautiful logic.
Patriot

Mundelein, IL

#52 Jan 4, 2007
MOTH BALLS
http://www.weeno.com/art/1099/172.html

See also: Cats and puppies in the garden
http://www.seedsofknowledge.com/cats.html
lisa

Atlanta, GA

#53 Jan 4, 2007
Lame Duck Sucks wrote:
<quoted text>Next time, use Clyde's mentality--shoot the owner of the cats, especially if Clyde's the owner.
What a hoot! Ok, I've spent too much time on cats already. Bye all.
JTR

Fort Worth, TX

#55 Jan 4, 2007
Citizen wrote:
We had the same problem until that Korean family moved in next door...:-)
Brilliant!
comnsenz

Boston, MA

#56 Jan 4, 2007
AtWitsEnd wrote:
My neighbors cat is crapping in my yard every day. Any ideas on how to put a stop to this.
Have you tried to sit down and reason with the cat? Offer the cat a compromise you can both live with. It's not like they are terrorists or anything.
Don

Arcadia, CA

#57 Jan 4, 2007
Mulch with coca bean hulls.

“Animus Locus”

Since: Dec 06

Vallum at Amor

#58 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>If you don't think I can make you drink anti-freeze come to county road 951 , Naples Florida and we will see who is the man .
Put your return address in your pocket with any last request and if you think I talk shit , COME GET SOME.
WOW, what a tuff guy, threatening people over the internet. You must be drinking something mixed with your anti-freeze to give you such big huevos, HA HA.Do you really need someone to travel to you to see "who is the man", can't you find one for yourself? And your invite to COME GET SOME SHIT, sounds like there won't be any left you're spreading it so thick. WHAT A JOKE! HAR, HAR, HAR.
JTR

Fort Worth, TX

#59 Jan 4, 2007
Clyde wrote:
<quoted text>I ill put it this way , you screw with my cat and see if you live # 1 and see if you have working hands # 2.
Clyde, if you killed someone, why would they care if their hands worked? Is this a feline infatuation thing...or is it something more...maybe sexual? Please remember, animal love is against the law.

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