Catholic Forum. Heroic Pope or Cowar...

Catholic Forum. Heroic Pope or Cowardly Dope?

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Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#1 Feb 14, 2013
If there is one thing I have learned over the past 50 years in the Holy Roman Catholic Church it's that you always persevere to the bitter end no matter the circumstances. You don't give up. You don't commit suicide. You don't whine. You don't complain. You don't quit. And you sure as hell don't resign as Pope! That's like saying "Help! God is not giving me the strength I need to carry on!" I've never known Germans to be cowards. Until now. Shame, shame, shame! Millions of Catholics suffer every day in pain. Millions probably question their faith daily. But we always look to the Pope to be our Rock. Our father professor. Our mentor. And our image of God on this Earth. Thanks for letting down 1.2 Billion people Benedict! Ya wanker! Do you think you can summon the strength to bend down and kiss my ass? I hope the next Pope has the stones to lead until dead just like 99.9999% of the other Popes over the past 2,000 years. Joan of Arc burned at the stake rather than denying God; Saint Peter was crucified upside down rather than denying God; Sant Paul was boiled in oil rather than denying God. But poor widdle Benedict's poor widdle back hurts. Boo frigging hoo! Suck it up and press on like the rest of us!!!
BitchSlap Ratzinger

Cantonment, FL

#2 Feb 14, 2013
He was tired, he was old, and God spiked the steeple with a bit 'o' lightning for giggles.

Get over it Curt, and tell some jokes.
Curtis Lowe

San Antonio, TX

#3 Feb 14, 2013
Jokes?

Headline: "Pooped Pontif Punts Papal Pledge; Prefers Passive Prayer Post-Popedom"
BitchSlap Ratzinger

Cantonment, FL

#4 Feb 14, 2013
or:

"Retiring Ratzinger Rings in Chinese New Year of Black Water Snake Righteously Resigning Rather than Risk Reality Ripping"
Curtis Lowe wrote:
Jokes?
Headline: "Pooped Pontif Punts Papal Pledge; Prefers Passive Prayer Post-Popedom"

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