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“Eat Well, Stay Fit”

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#1
Sep 16, 2008
 
Ok, the world is full of great jokes that people feel compelled to pass along...but I want to hear the groaners, the unsung heros of the humor underworld...the visceral underbelly of the smile-maker, the...well you get the idea, jokes so bad they would make a sailor cry.
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Why do lions eat raw meat?

Because they can't cook.

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Sep 16, 2008
 
Aw, c'mon! Just one???

“Poke the bear at your own risk”

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Sep 16, 2008
 
What did the elephant say to the nekkid man?

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Sep 16, 2008
 
"that's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
forsure

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Sep 16, 2008
 
Dr_Dirty wrote:
Aw, c'mon! Just one???
Bacon and Eggs walks into a bar. They ask the bartender to line them up some drinks. The bartender replies, "we don't serve breakfast here."

Is that what you're lookinf for?

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Sep 16, 2008
 
A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

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Gilbert, WV

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#7
Sep 16, 2008
 
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

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“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

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Sep 16, 2008
 
I used to own a motorcycle shop,but I had to sell it. I was always two tired............

“I was a Grim Reaper”

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But now I take antidepressants

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#9
Sep 16, 2008
 
I had to quit my job at the carpet company.......I wasn't rugged enough.

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Sep 16, 2008
 
hahahahaha....ok now we're cookin' with heat!

Horse walked into a bar.

Bartender says, "Say, why the long face?"
Justin

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Sep 16, 2008
 
I went to church the other day. I set it on fire. I was standing watching it fall apart. Then next morning. I WOKE UP IN HELL.
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#18
Sep 16, 2008
 
Dr_Dirty wrote:
hahahahaha....ok now we're cookin' with heat!
Horse walked into a bar.
Bartender says, "Say, why the long face?"
Eagle said to pony: "What's wrong with you?" Pony said: "I'm a little horse."
MPL

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Sep 16, 2008
 

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Get it? Instead of hoarse its horse.

Hell, I shouldve mentioned that the pony's throat was sore or something.
Dave

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#24
Sep 16, 2008
 
Space shuttle Challenger Jokes:

1, What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts.

2, What was the Mission statement of the Space shuttle Challenger?

To boldly blow where no one's blown before.

3, How come there was only one Black Astraunaut on the space shuttle Challenger?

They didn't know it was going to blow up.

4, How many Astronauts does it take to blow up a space shuttle?

Seven, If you have a good teacher.

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!!



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#25
Sep 16, 2008
 
MPL wrote:
Get it? Instead of hoarse its horse.
Hell, I shouldve mentioned that the pony's throat was sore or something.
hahahaha
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Sep 16, 2008
 
5, All the astronauts had blue eyes!

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#27
Sep 16, 2008
 
Gah! These are all terrible! I love it! Assault my intelligence some more! Remember, this is election year! Don't hold back!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?

He smashed his his nose.
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Oct 5, 2008
 

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A bear walks into bar and says, "I'll have a beer and ........ some nuts."
The bartender says, "Why the long paws?"
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Oct 5, 2008
 
warning: do not open if you do not like nudity

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#30
Oct 5, 2008
 
bush is the best president ever!!

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