Tell Me A Terrible Joke!

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“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#1 Sep 16, 2008
Ok, the world is full of great jokes that people feel compelled to pass along...but I want to hear the groaners, the unsung heros of the humor underworld...the visceral underbelly of the smile-maker, the...well you get the idea, jokes so bad they would make a sailor cry.
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Why do lions eat raw meat?

Because they can't cook.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#2 Sep 16, 2008
Aw, c'mon! Just one???

“Poke the bear at your own risk”

Since: Sep 07

Fort Lupton, CO

#3 Sep 16, 2008
What did the elephant say to the nekkid man?

“Poke the bear at your own risk”

Since: Sep 07

Fort Lupton, CO

#4 Sep 16, 2008
"that's cute, but can you pick up peanuts with it?"
forsure

Little Rock, AR

#5 Sep 16, 2008
Dr_Dirty wrote:
Aw, c'mon! Just one???
Bacon and Eggs walks into a bar. They ask the bartender to line them up some drinks. The bartender replies, "we don't serve breakfast here."

Is that what you're lookinf for?

Since: Oct 07

Location hidden

#6 Sep 16, 2008
A piece of rope walks into a bar and the bartender says, "We don't serve your kind." The rope goes outside, ties himself in a knot and frays one end of himself. He walks back into the bar and the bartender says, "Weren't you just in here?" The rope replies, "No, I'm a frayed knot."

Since: Sep 08

Gilbert, WV

#7 Sep 16, 2008
What do you call a boomerang that doesn't come back?

A stick!

Click this link and help my baby dragons grow up
http://dragcave.net/user/vixibelle

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#8 Sep 16, 2008
I used to own a motorcycle shop,but I had to sell it. I was always two tired............

“I was a Grim Reaper”

Since: Apr 07

But now I take antidepressants

#9 Sep 16, 2008
I had to quit my job at the carpet company.......I wasn't rugged enough.

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#11 Sep 16, 2008
hahahahaha....ok now we're cookin' with heat!

Horse walked into a bar.

Bartender says, "Say, why the long face?"
Justin

Brooklyn, NY

#17 Sep 16, 2008
I went to church the other day. I set it on fire. I was standing watching it fall apart. Then next morning. I WOKE UP IN HELL.
MPL

United States

#18 Sep 16, 2008
Dr_Dirty wrote:
hahahahaha....ok now we're cookin' with heat!
Horse walked into a bar.
Bartender says, "Say, why the long face?"
Eagle said to pony: "What's wrong with you?" Pony said: "I'm a little horse."
MPL

United States

#19 Sep 16, 2008
Get it? Instead of hoarse its horse.

Hell, I shouldve mentioned that the pony's throat was sore or something.
Dave

Matthews, IN

#24 Sep 16, 2008
Space shuttle Challenger Jokes:

1, What does NASA stand for?

Need Another Seven Astronauts.

2, What was the Mission statement of the Space shuttle Challenger?

To boldly blow where no one's blown before.

3, How come there was only one Black Astraunaut on the space shuttle Challenger?

They didn't know it was going to blow up.

4, How many Astronauts does it take to blow up a space shuttle?

Seven, If you have a good teacher.

Nyuck Nyuck Nyuck!!



“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#25 Sep 16, 2008
MPL wrote:
Get it? Instead of hoarse its horse.
Hell, I shouldve mentioned that the pony's throat was sore or something.
hahahaha
Beatlesinthebog

Christchurch, New Zealand

#26 Sep 16, 2008
5, All the astronauts had blue eyes!

“No time like the present”

Since: Jul 08

to make it happen!

#27 Sep 16, 2008
Gah! These are all terrible! I love it! Assault my intelligence some more! Remember, this is election year! Don't hold back!

What happened to the chinese man who walked into a wall with a boner?

He smashed his his nose.
Fen

Australia

#28 Oct 5, 2008
A bear walks into bar and says, "I'll have a beer and ........ some nuts."
The bartender says, "Why the long paws?"
andet1987

United States

#29 Oct 5, 2008
warning: do not open if you do not like nudity

http://hjem.get2net.dk/henrik_pedersen3/vgfh/...

“no religion = peace”

Since: Jul 07

Location hidden

#30 Oct 5, 2008
bush is the best president ever!!

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