Why I’m no longer a Christian

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#470537 Feb 16, 2015
how g wrote:
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MOCKERS of JESUS will have there part in the LAKE OF FIRE !!!that burns FOREVER and EVER !!
Biblical source of this eternal lake of fire, please.
how g

Lake Charles, LA

#470538 Feb 16, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
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"And, as in uffish thought he stood,
The Jabberwock, with eyes of flame,
Came whiffling through the tulgey wood,
And burbled as it came!
One, two! One, two! And through and through
The vorpal blade went snicker-snack!
He left itz dead, and with its head
He went galumphing back.
"And, has thou slain the Jabberwock?
Come to my arms, my beamish boy!
O frabjous day! Callooh! Callay!'
He chortled in his joy."
plus ça change, infant.
PAGAN wiccan jibber jabber the devils speech is meaning less ??
how g

Lake Charles, LA

#470539 Feb 16, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Biblical source of this eternal lake of fire, please.
Revelation 20:15. And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur where the beast and false prophet had been thrown : and they shall be tormented day and night FOREVER and EVER ,, and WHOSOEVER was not found in the BOOK OF LIFE was thrown in THE LAKE OF FIRE :
how g

Lake Charles, LA

#470540 Feb 16, 2015
REVELATION 21:8 and the UNBELIEVERS idolators and all LIARS murders ; sorceress :immoral have there part in the LAKE that burns with FIRE .........

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#470541 Feb 16, 2015
how g wrote:
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PAGAN wiccan jibber jabber the devils speech is meaning less ??
Erm, no.

That's an excerpt from "Jabberwocky", by the Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. Perhaps you'd know him better as Lewis Carroll*. From "Through the Looking-Glass, and what Alice Found There".

Makes more sense than your ravings, and a lot more fun to read.

__________
*Or perhaps not.

Since: Jul 09

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#470542 Feb 16, 2015
how g wrote:
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MOCKERS of JESUS will have there part in the LAKE OF FIRE !!!that burns FOREVER and EVER !!
so you are jesus!

wow

do you do lawns and driveways, of just pools?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#470543 Feb 16, 2015
how g wrote:
<quoted text>
Revelation 20:15. And the devil who deceived them was thrown into the lake of burning sulfur where the beast and false prophet had been thrown : and they shall be tormented day and night FOREVER and EVER ,, and WHOSOEVER was not found in the BOOK OF LIFE was thrown in THE LAKE OF FIRE :
The Apocalypse? Really?

Written during the reign of Domitian, by a raving subliterate mushroom-eating lunatic troglodydte on Patmos - NOT by the Apostolic John. Note that John the Nutter said that he never knew the Jesus.

The whole thing is fairly clearly a Preterist allegory, referring mostly to Rome and Nero.

Dratted thing wasn't even included in the Canonical Gospels until the fifth century.

Sheesh.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#470544 Feb 16, 2015
karl44 wrote:
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so you are jesus!
wow
do you do lawns and driveways, of just pools?
Where the heck do they find them, and why do they keep sending them here?

I have a theory: they're raised on a plantation somewhere upriver, harvested, cut to length, and floated downstream to market. Although I'm baffled as to why anyone'd want 'em.

“When you treat people as they ”

Since: Nov 10

treat you they get offended.

#470545 Feb 17, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>The Apocalypse? Really?
Written during the reign of Domitian, by a raving subliterate mushroom-eating lunatic troglodydte on Patmos - NOT by the Apostolic John. Note that John the Nutter said that he never knew the Jesus.
The whole thing is fairly clearly a Preterist allegory, referring mostly to Rome and Nero.
Dratted thing wasn't even included in the Canonical Gospels until the fifth century.
Sheesh.
Now come on Mac, be fair, you know that facts mean nothing to these spittle flecked delusional rant merchants.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#470546 Feb 17, 2015
ChristineM wrote:
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Now come on Mac, be fair, you know that facts mean nothing to these spittle flecked delusional rant merchants.
I know, I know.

Just every once in a while I have this spasm. Reality.

Hiya, Christine!

“When you treat people as they ”

Since: Nov 10

treat you they get offended.

#470547 Feb 17, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I know, I know.
Just every once in a while I have this spasm. Reality.
Hiya, Christine!
Reality strikes us all from time to time...(grin)

G'day Mac

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#470548 Feb 17, 2015
There were a multitude of vastly different "Bibles" prior to 400 AD besides the Catholic one that Modern Christians use.

Early Lists Of The Books Of The New Testament

The Muratorian Canon

The Canon Of Origen (A.D. c. 185 - 254)

The Canon Of Eusebius Of Caesarea (A.D. 265 - 340)

A Canon Of Uncertain Date And Provenance Inserted in Codex Claromontanus

The Canon Of Cyril Of Jerusalem (c. A.D. 350)

The Cheltenham Canon (c. A.D. 360)

The Canon Approved By The Synod Of Laodicea (c. A.D. 363)

The Canon Of Athanasius (A.D. 367)

The Canon Approved By The 'Apostolic Canons'(c. A.D. 380)

The Canon Of Gregory Of Nazianzus (A.D. 329 - 89)

The Canon Of Amphilochius Of Iconium (d. 394)

The Canon Approved By The Third Synod Of Carthage (A.D. 397)

Which one is the "True Bible" ?

“When you treat people as they ”

Since: Nov 10

treat you they get offended.

#470549 Feb 17, 2015
BenAdam wrote:
There were a multitude of vastly different "Bibles" prior to 400 AD besides the Catholic one that Modern Christians use.
Early Lists Of The Books Of The New Testament
The Muratorian Canon
The Canon Of Origen (A.D. c. 185 - 254)
The Canon Of Eusebius Of Caesarea (A.D. 265 - 340)
A Canon Of Uncertain Date And Provenance Inserted in Codex Claromontanus
The Canon Of Cyril Of Jerusalem (c. A.D. 350)
The Cheltenham Canon (c. A.D. 360)
The Canon Approved By The Synod Of Laodicea (c. A.D. 363)
The Canon Of Athanasius (A.D. 367)
The Canon Approved By The 'Apostolic Canons'(c. A.D. 380)
The Canon Of Gregory Of Nazianzus (A.D. 329 - 89)
The Canon Of Amphilochius Of Iconium (d. 394)
The Canon Approved By The Third Synod Of Carthage (A.D. 397)
Which one is the "True Bible" ?
The KJV was compiled from 6 popular bibles of the early 1600s because there were so many contradictory bibles that King James said - "whoa, hang on a moment, what we need is a definitive bible"

http://www.kjvonly.org/other/kj_instructs.htm

And now there are over 200 different versions of the bible in English and who knows how many in other languages.

It is said (but how I do not know because no original exists) that the Vulgate is closest to the scriptures compiled at the council of Nicaea

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#470550 Feb 17, 2015
karl44 wrote:
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quit cheating on your mate, that would be a good first step.
what if i have many mates and we're in open relationships? will you come join the muli-relationship parade and help pass legisltation opposing fascist fundies like you from trying to tell others like me what we can and can't do with our extremely large and throbing organs??

“let's do this thang!”

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#470551 Feb 17, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Nope.
right - she's still batshitcrazy and uses multiple socks to try & con people into talking to her

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#470552 Feb 17, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I know, I know.
Just every once in a while I have this spasm. Reality.
Hiya, Christine!
is this as close as you and w_n (christine) have ever come to bumping uglies?;-)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#470553 Feb 17, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Erm, no.
That's an excerpt from "Jabberwocky", by the Reverend Charles Lutwidge Dodgson. Perhaps you'd know him better as Lewis Carroll*. From "Through the Looking-Glass, and what Alice Found There".
Makes more sense than your ravings, and a lot more fun to read.
__________
*Or perhaps not.
i'd rather you believe in the 'ameoba-turn-human after 13 bills' story cuz it's the batshitcraziest one ever and you deserve to wear it like a crown!:-)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#470554 Feb 17, 2015
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>The Apocalypse? Really?
Written during the reign of Domitian, by a raving subliterate mushroom-eating lunatic troglodydte on Patmos - NOT by the Apostolic John. Note that John the Nutter said that he never knew the Jesus.
The whole thing is fairly clearly a Preterist allegory, referring mostly to Rome and Nero.
Dratted thing wasn't even included in the Canonical Gospels until the fifth century.
Sheesh.
nietzsche died in a fetal position cooing like a baby and singing "Jesus loves me this i know.." and he's the hero of the modern gaytheist;-)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#470555 Feb 17, 2015
ChristineM wrote:
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Reality strikes us all from time to time...(grin)
G'day Mac
do folks talk with an english accent in so georgia??

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#470556 Feb 17, 2015
BenAdam wrote:
There were a multitude of vastly different "Bibles" prior to 400 AD besides the Catholic one that Modern Christians use.
Early Lists Of The Books Of The New Testament
The Muratorian Canon
The Canon Of Origen (A.D. c. 185 - 254)
The Canon Of Eusebius Of Caesarea (A.D. 265 - 340)
A Canon Of Uncertain Date And Provenance Inserted in Codex Claromontanus
The Canon Of Cyril Of Jerusalem (c. A.D. 350)
The Cheltenham Canon (c. A.D. 360)
The Canon Approved By The Synod Of Laodicea (c. A.D. 363)
The Canon Of Athanasius (A.D. 367)
The Canon Approved By The 'Apostolic Canons'(c. A.D. 380)
The Canon Of Gregory Of Nazianzus (A.D. 329 - 89)
The Canon Of Amphilochius Of Iconium (d. 394)
The Canon Approved By The Third Synod Of Carthage (A.D. 397)
Which one is the "True Bible" ?
Jn 3:16 is the summary of the entire Bible and is enough to sustain everyone, but thanks be to God who kept the whole of it from all you crazy demoniacs who try to expel it from off the earth in every generation!:-)

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