Why I’m no longer a Christian

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#465345 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
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You and Officer Doofy; I feel safer already!
Clownie...leave the vacuum cleaner alone; that's not what it's for.
SHOOT! you can't ever have no fun...:(

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#465346 Jul 21, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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I rest my case.
you mean you rest your hand

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#465347 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
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CJ! How's it goin'?
Good to "see" you, Kait.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#465348 Jul 21, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you mean you rest your hand
Don't get angry, fool; get good.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#465349 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
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That was on TV just the other night; one of those oldies stations.
;)
Just kiddin', Mac.(*li'l smooch!*)
Hi, Kait!
duststorm

League City, TX

#465350 Jul 21, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
There's NO SUCH HING as 'used to be a christian'. Not a REAL one. If you're not saved tonight, you were NEVER saved at any time in the past. Accepting Christ is NOT like turning in a rental car. Once you're saved, you're saved until the day of your final redemption.
Amen, brother!

“Nature--The Only God We Need”

Since: May 13

Christianity :TheGreatest Evil

#465351 Jul 21, 2013
Just_Results wrote:
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The love of Jesus burns with a holy fire withing the hearts of His true followers. Do you agree, brother?
http://firstapostolics.com/pages/youth.aspx
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Heart!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Body!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Soul!!
HOLY FIRE IS LOVE!!
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
<quoted text>
And someone was actually perverted enough to agree with this one, too.
Holy shit.
When I first created "Just_Results" as a parody of "Just Results" and the other flaming christians, I wanted to see if I could actually get a christian or two to denounce his extremism; instead, his extremism not only goes unchallenged, but christians out there actually give him green "Agree" check marks!

They *are* inquisition christians of the fourteenth century--willing to burn and kill and maim in the name of jesus! How friggin' scary is *that??*

“Nature--The Only God We Need”

Since: May 13

Christianity :TheGreatest Evil

#465352 Jul 21, 2013
Notice that my parody of "Just_Results" includes the lower dash, while the *actual* "Just Results" does not. I wonder if any of the jesus bots didn't notice that.

“Nature--The Only God We Need”

Since: May 13

Christianity :TheGreatest Evil

#465353 Jul 21, 2013
Doctor REALITY wrote:
wrote:
There's NO SUCH HING as 'used to be a christian'. Not a REAL one. If you're not saved tonight, you were NEVER saved at any time in the past. Accepting Christ is NOT like turning in a rental car.
No, it's more like *checking one out* at the airport; something to be used merely for the sake of convenience, just like you, waaasssuuup, Just Results and the rest of you do.
Doctor REALITY wrote:
Once you're saved, you're saved until the day of your final redemption.
YOU don't get to make that call. There are thousands upon thousands of ex-christians who leave the hatefulness, the lies and the war mongering of christianity to find something more satisfying to their souls.

So shaddapp, you asshole.
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>Amen, brother!
Horse shit. The "Doctor" is OUT--of his f*ckin' mind.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#465354 Jul 21, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Don't get angry, fool; get good.
you're dumb

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#465355 Jul 21, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Hi, Kait!
brown nose

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#465356 Jul 21, 2013
Don't do a sharpe turn kaitlin, mac will break his nose..

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#465357 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
Notice that my parody of "Just_Results" includes the lower dash, while the *actual* "Just Results" does not. I wonder if any of the jesus bots didn't notice that.
I noticed.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#465358 Jul 21, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>brown nose
Clownie, you're like static on a radio.

A nuisance.

Give it up.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#465360 Jul 21, 2013
Oh, this stellar example of Faith in Action popped on my home page.

http://www.nytimes.com/2013/07/22/health/paki...

Wait, WHAT???
Dearth as a door nail

Murfreesboro, TN

#465361 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
Just_Results wrote:
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The love of Jesus burns with a holy fire withing the hearts of His true followers. Do you agree, brother?
http://firstapostolics.com/pages/youth.aspx
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Heart!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Body!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Soul!!
HOLY FIRE IS LOVE!!
<quoted text>
When I first created "Just_Results" as a parody of "Just Results" and the other flaming christians, I wanted to see if I could actually get a christian or two to denounce his extremism; instead, his extremism not only goes unchallenged, but christians out there actually give him green "Agree" check marks!
They *are* inquisition christians of the fourteenth century--willing to burn and kill and maim in the name of jesus! How friggin' scary is *that??*
So, instead of an alleged phony, you've gone ahead and chose to remove all doubt.
Good for you, Meredith.

“True Blue”

Since: Jun 13

Sunburnt Country

#465362 Jul 21, 2013
Some Stoner Dude wrote:
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You're a christian, all right. Do you carry a can of lighter fluid and a lighter with you everywhere you go, in case someone or something needs burning?
No way! The proper Biblical way is to carry stones.

“True Blue”

Since: Jun 13

Sunburnt Country

#465363 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
Just_Results wrote:
<quoted text>
The love of Jesus burns with a holy fire withing the hearts of His true followers. Do you agree, brother?
http://firstapostolics.com/pages/youth.aspx
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Heart!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Body!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Soul!!
HOLY FIRE IS LOVE!!
<quoted text>
When I first created "Just_Results" as a parody of "Just Results" and the other flaming christians, I wanted to see if I could actually get a christian or two to denounce his extremism; instead, his extremism not only goes unchallenged, but christians out there actually give him green "Agree" check marks!
They *are* inquisition christians of the fourteenth century--willing to burn and kill and maim in the name of jesus! How friggin' scary is *that??*
I know u were taking the p$$. Nothing like a good pay out.

LOLOL

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#465364 Jul 21, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Clownie, you're like static on a radio.
A nuisance.
Give it up.
you're like a lingering fart... YOU JUST KEEP ON KEEPING ON...

YOU STINK MAC

“Nature--The Only God We Need”

Since: May 13

Christianity :TheGreatest Evil

#465365 Jul 21, 2013
Diana La Strega Regina wrote:
Just_Results wrote:
<quoted text>
The love of Jesus burns with a holy fire withing the hearts of His true followers. Do you agree, brother?
http://firstapostolics.com/pages/youth.aspx
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Heart!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Body!!
Christ's Holy Fire!! It cleanses the Soul!!
HOLY FIRE IS LOVE!!
<quoted text>
When I first created "Just_Results" as a parody of "Just Results" and the other flaming christians, I wanted to see if I could actually get a christian or two to denounce his extremism; instead, his extremism not only goes unchallenged, but christians out there actually give him green "Agree" check marks!
They *are* inquisition christians of the fourteenth century--willing to burn and kill and maim in the name of jesus! How friggin' scary is *that??*
Dearth as a door nail wrote:
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So, instead of an alleged phony, you've gone ahead and chose to remove all doubt.
Good for you, Meredith.
My whole purpose was to expose you hateful christians for what a bunch of malignant bastards you all are; I succeeded.

Don't ya just hate that?

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