You complained about being tricked and manipulated. I merely posted the direct path to salvation.<quoted text>
WTF was that?
And Mickey Mouse looked on in delight as Goofy prepared the sled, and lo, Donald became as anxious as the frost. "Go forth now, Donald, and taketh the first ride, for you have shivered the longest of us all."
You were thrown by a few 'thees' and 'thous'.