God said in the Old Testiment to rid ourselves of Un-Godly heathens I'll be here to spotlight what complete losers you morons are. FACT!!! You atheist know-nothings are completely lost in life. Pity for you! Now, hold out your right arm, mac... no, your other right arm! LMAO! You ding-dongs are so lost stumbling, and tripping over each other, that it would take all of the GPS's worldwide to get you lost chumps to make one complete step before you fell flat on your ignorant faces. Now, run along before you hurt yourself more than you already have, and have yourself a nice day in the land of the lost ... ya hear!?<quoted text>Actually, you're making a nuber of progressive wagers.
First, that your deity is an insecure psychopathic creep who'll punish you forever if you don't pick him.
Second, that he'll do the same if you don't worship him just right.
Third, that any other deity you might have chosen won't protect you from him.
And fourth, of course, that you've picked (or your teachers picked for you) the right one out of maybe a million possibilities.
The odds against your making that quinella are nigh on astronomical.
Bro. Clownie the Hammer (God knows I love it!)