Agreed.Which side of the fence?
If you ever wondered which side of the fence you sit on, this is a great test!
If a Conservative doesn't like guns, he doesn't buy one.
If a Liberal doesn't like guns, he wants all guns outlawed.
You know this how?If a Conservative is a vegetarian, he doesn't eat meat.
If a Liberal is a vegetarian, he wants all meat products banned for everyone.
If a conservative is gay, he shuts his mouth and hides. If a "liberal" is gay, he merely demands equal protection under the law. You hate that, don't you?If a Conservative is homosexual, he quietly leads his life.
If a Liberal is homosexual, he demands legislated respect.
Examples?If a Conservative is down-and-out, he thinks about how to better his situation.
If a Liberal is down-and-out he wonders who is going to take care of him.
If a non-christian doesn't like what she sees on TV, she changes the channel; if a christian doesn't like what she sees on TV, she whines and cries to the FCC.If a Conservative doesn't like a talk show host, he switches channels.
A Liberal demands that those they don't like be shut down.
That's a lie, Clownie, and you f*cking well know it. Non-christians demand that the Constitution of the United States be enforced. No jesus is allowed in our *secular* government.If a Conservative is a non-believer, he doesn't go to church.
A Liberal non-believer wants any mention of God and religion silenced.
That's bullsh*t. Obama is no "liberal," he's a socialist. No liberal *demands* that the government or anyone else pays for his health care.If a Conservative decides he needs health care, he goes about shopping for it, or may choose a job that provides it.
If a Liberal decides he needs health care, he demands the Government and the rest of us pay for his.
Thanks for lying for jesus again, Clownie. You just *love* to lie for your religion of hate, don't you?