Why I’m no longer a Christian

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#457641 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Shhhhh!
I'm fcuking your old lady while you are being all gay with your Cuisinart ass pounder.
Let's see: insert beef into taco...
Say what?
Beating your meat in your mom's basement and dreaming about her doesn't really count, now does it, mini-taco boy?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#457642 Apr 9, 2013
New Age Spiritual Leader wrote:
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Darn-tootin!!
;o)
LOL.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#457643 Apr 9, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>I remember once my daughter didn't get her Christmas present until New Year's.
In my defence, it was an outdoor swing set, tube steel, and the instructions were in Mandarin.
I had a similar experience with a snow plow for my John Deere. Instructions didn't make much sense, and the parts they said I needed must have been shipped to Rwanda cuz they weren't in the kit I got.
Gut Stomper

Los Angeles, CA

#457646 Apr 9, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
I'm beating my meat in my mom's basement and dreaming about her. It doesn't really count, but I still do it. I'm a mini-taco boy.
Ok. Moving on....
Gut Stomper

Los Angeles, CA

#457647 Apr 9, 2013
Oh goody, Kait's here to exclaim hysterically how she's got it all under control!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#457648 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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Let's get this straight, for legal purposes... You made the threat.
If I feel myself in any danger of immediate physical harm, I will repel such an attack with whatever means necessary, up to and including deadly force, to safeguard myself and family knowing full well that the law will be firmly upon my side.
Your move ass clown...
Coward

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#457650 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Ok. Moving on....
I'd move on too if all I had were fantasies about someone's girlfriend.
Gut Stomper

Los Angeles, CA

#457652 Apr 9, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Coward
Thanks for admitting it. Wise choice.

Since: Dec 12

Location hidden

#457662 Apr 9, 2013
Hagen wrote:
Well, that was... interesting. Can't say I look forward to doing that again but it wasn't awful. Radiologist thinks it's just cysts, so less caffeine and I can get them surgically removed in the future if they start to bother me.

So thank you everyone for the support and well wishes. Ya'll get to put up with me for now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
Fantastic news!
Gut Stomper

Whittier, NC

#457668 Apr 9, 2013
Artemis_Rising wrote:
The Whiz wrote:
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"puerile one-handed slack-jawed drooling meat-slapper"
<quoted text>
Someone as smart as me.
The month long meltdown continues...

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#457669 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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The month long meltdown continues...
You melted a long time ago.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#457681 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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You desperate clamor for attention and affirmation from total strangers on an internet chatroom is disturbing. Have you had a mental health check up lately? Do you have any friends or family to help in this time of need?
Or, is Topix your last desperate cry for help?
Projection

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#457682 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Shhhhh!
I'm fcuking your old lady while you are being all gay with your Cuisinart ass pounder.
Let's see: insert beef into taco...
Say what?
Thanks for sharing, Christian.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#457683 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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You would shit your pants before you could utter a word , or lay a hand on me. Shit yourself blind.
Thanks again for sharing, Christian.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#457684 Apr 9, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Let's get this straight, for legal purposes... You made the threat.
If I feel myself in any danger of immediate physical harm, I will repel such an attack with whatever means necessary, up to and including deadly force, to safeguard myself and family knowing full well that the law will be firmly upon my side.
Your move ass clown...
Projection, again.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#457685 Apr 9, 2013
Hagen wrote:
Well, that was... interesting. Can't say I look forward to doing that again but it wasn't awful. Radiologist thinks it's just cysts, so less caffeine and I can get them surgically removed in the future if they start to bother me.
So thank you everyone for the support and well wishes. Ya'll get to put up with me for now. MUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
*Big hug*

CONGA LINE!

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#457686 Apr 9, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Thanks for sharing, Christian.
yay!:)

Since: Aug 12

Guangzhou, China

#457687 Apr 9, 2013
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“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

Location hidden

#457688 Apr 10, 2013
lovecar365 wrote:
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...cute puppy!

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#457689 Apr 10, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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I had a similar experience with a snow plow for my John Deere. Instructions didn't make much sense, and the parts they said I needed must have been shipped to Rwanda cuz they weren't in the kit I got.
Oh, deere.

I hate it when that happens.

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