Rosa Winkel

Surry Hills, Australia

#455488 Mar 28, 2013
Here's an Easter joke that suits this thread:

Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a beer.
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.

from http://morticom.com/jokesjesus.htm

“Hello Darlings!”

Since: May 10

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#455489 Mar 28, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL... gee whiz Kait, why?
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
You have little to say to intelligent ones like I........ <end quote>

That's why.

Since: Feb 13

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#455490 Mar 28, 2013
Rosa Winkel wrote:
Here's an Easter joke that suits this thread:
Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a beer.
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.
from http://morticom.com/jokesjesus.htm
AGAIN we have another stupid fool posting utter garbage........WHEN WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FORUM DISPLAY INTELLECT????...I see all of you Freaks making posts of 10 and under..........words!...Stupid ity lives here....I came here for a good discussion.......but you all are too dumb to carry a conversation.......STUPIDITY LIVES HERE.

Since: Feb 13

Location hidden

#455491 Mar 28, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
You have little to say to intelligent ones like I........ <end quote>
That's why.
UTTER TRASH...from beginning to end..........short, nothing posts......stupid one-liner posts......ignorant Freakshow posts to benefit no one........You really should go back to grade one///two??....Get a fricking education before you say another stupid word.......FREAKSHOWS.

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455492 Mar 28, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
You have little to say to intelligent ones like I........ <end quote>
That's why.
LOL... fair enough.

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455493 Mar 28, 2013
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
Your posts are too numerous to even recall........all of them are of 8 words or less.......you are immature or mentally challenged...stupid...you are a waste of my time FREAK....Go to the comic book forums.......they would suit you much better, why, because you are way over your head here...FREAK.
I'm going to take that as a no.

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455494 Mar 28, 2013
Rosa Winkel wrote:
Here's an Easter joke that suits this thread:
Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a beer.
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.
from http://morticom.com/jokesjesus.htm
Can you please replace beer with Jack? I am prejudiced against beer. Cheers.
Rosa Winkel

Surry Hills, Australia

#455495 Mar 28, 2013
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
AGAIN we have another stupid fool posting utter garbage........WHEN WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FORUM DISPLAY INTELLECT????...I see all of you Freaks making posts of 10 and under..........words!...Stupid ity lives here....I came here for a good discussion.......but you all are too dumb to carry a conversation.......STUPIDITY LIVES HERE.
Well, there's not much chance of any intellect with you around. It seems like you don't have the brains the Almighty gave a chook.

BTW it's spelt messEnger. Unless you want to say that you're in a mess and angry.

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455496 Mar 28, 2013
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
UTTER TRASH...from beginning to end..........short, nothing posts......stupid one-liner posts......ignorant Freakshow posts to benefit no one........You really should go back to grade one///two??....Get a fricking education before you say another stupid word.......FREAKSHOWS.
I saw this episode of Saturday Night Live, Will Farrell was in it, I really love Will Farrell, he is sooooo funny! Anyhoo, in this particular episode, Will (Farrell that is) was in a Yoga class. He was only in this class (Yoga that is) in order to gain the necessary skills to suck himself off. I think your time will be better spent doing that. Run along now.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#455497 Mar 29, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
Tapping? Really? How?
I apologize for the confusion.

I wasn't talking to you.

“Hello Darlings!”

Since: May 10

Location hidden

#455498 Mar 29, 2013
Rosa Winkel wrote:
Here's an Easter joke that suits this thread:
Top Ten Reasons That Beer Is Better Than Jesus:-
1) No one will kill you for not drinking beer.
2) Beer doesn't tell you how to have sex.
3) They don't force beer on minors who cannot think for themselves.
4) Beer has never caused a major war.
5) When you have a beer you don't knock on people's doors trying to give it away.
6) Nobody has ever been burned at the stake, hanged or tortured over a beer.
7) You don't have to wait 2000 years for a second beer.
8) There are laws saying beer labels cannot lie to you.
9) You can prove you have a beer.
10) If you are devoted to beer then there are groups who can help you stop.
from http://morticom.com/jokesjesus.htm
Messanger wrote:
<quoted text>
AGAIN we have another stupid fool posting utter garbage........WHEN WILL SOMEONE IN THIS FORUM DISPLAY INTELLECT????...I see all of you Freaks making posts of 10 and under..........words!...Stupid ity lives here....I came here for a good discussion.......but you all are too dumb to carry a conversation.......STUPIDITY LIVES HERE.
No one can be this dumb. I'm callin' POE.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#455499 Mar 29, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.
<quoted text>
I don't think you're quite his type. But then, maybe I'm wrong...
He's so hot for me, he had to follow me here.
<quoted text>
Yeah, right. And I look just like Elvira. See my avatar? That's me!! Trust me, I wouldn't lie.
Wanna buy a bridge real cheap?
<quoted text>
You're also insane and gullible.
<quoted text>
When pigs fly, when I can blow blue monkeys out my ass, and it takes a snow plow to get through Main Street in Downtown Hell.
"See my avatar? That's me!! Trust me, I wouldn't lie"

so was i gullible to think i was talking to the hottie with the 34-24-32 figure looking over her foster grants?:(

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#455500 Mar 29, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
Can you please replace beer with Jack? I am prejudiced against beer. Cheers.
Pfft.
Americans are only starting to learn about whiskey.

Go with Jameson Premium.

We were makin' whiskey before the snakes left.
high beam

Lansdowne, PA

#455501 Mar 29, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>Chess nuts
Have you ever lied in your life? If you say yes then that would make you a liar then.If you say no then you would be telling a lie now... In other words you are a liar...
CHECKMATE
Well, you sure are an EXPERT on that.
A genuine suma cum laude.

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455502 Mar 29, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Pfft.
Americans are only starting to learn about whiskey.
Go with Jameson Premium.
We were makin' whiskey before the snakes left.
LOL.... true that. Jameson I drink when I want to get pissed. Jack I can guzzle at will.

“Are you a Problem or Solution?”

Since: Mar 09

Ann Arbor, MI

#455503 Mar 29, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
If that's what you think I'm doing than there is nothing more I can say to you. Do you think I'm a thief?
? How did you get that from what I said? I said:
NoStress4me wrote:
<quoted text>
I know it wasn’t deliberate or for gain…as you apologized for it back in December, saying that you were tired and forgot the link. I have never called you a thief or a liar….I simply do not understand why anyone is trying to break it down to being anything other than dishonest and wrong to *intentionally* plagiarize.
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TSHQAVD...

I think you misread what I was saying. G called plagiarism “just another stupid urban myth”, when its not. That is what I was responding to. I wrote above that I knew you did not do it deliberately as you had apologized for the oversight, so why would I think you are a thief? I linked my response to G because I questioned what he was saying.
high beam

Lansdowne, PA

#455504 Mar 29, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Same to you Adam!
No, no, You must say Happy Resurrection day and not Happy Easter, you heathen.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#455505 Mar 29, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL.... true that. Jameson I drink when I want to get pissed. Jack I can guzzle at will.
Maker's Mark is about the only American I can tolerate - and I usually don't.

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455506 Mar 29, 2013
NoStress4me wrote:
<quoted text>
? How did you get that from what I said? I said:
<quoted text>
http://www.topix.com/forum/topstories/TSHQAVD...
I think you misread what I was saying. G called plagiarism “just another stupid urban myth”, when its not. That is what I was responding to. I wrote above that I knew you did not do it deliberately as you had apologized for the oversight, so why would I think you are a thief? I linked my response to G because I questioned what he was saying.
Did you? Sorry sweets, I was in a mood and thought you were talking to me. I don't think plagiarism covers topix and places like it though and people never pay attention to fair use. I am sorry, I didn't think you thought I was a thief, I just asked to clarify.
high beam

Lansdowne, PA

#455507 Mar 29, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Dissecting the Gish Gallop
Watch as the claim does not fit the evidence.
<quoted text>
Zechariah 11:13
"Then the LORD said to me,“Throw it to the potter”—the lordly price at which I was priced by them. So I took the thirty pieces of silver and threw them into the house of the LORD, to the potter"
Sheeeesh!
Another ancient scripture that the christians think pertains to their prophecy. When will it stop.

Thank you, sir.

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