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Mar 26, 2013
 

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waaasssuuup wrote:
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i've told them scolar/scrotums to talk to me first, dag nabit!
It's "scholar", fool.

And I'm sure if they ever want input from unlearned, willfully ignorant people, they'll consider you.
Gut Stomper

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Mar 26, 2013
 

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Gut Stomper wrote:
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I'm gay!
I am! Shazaam! Stomppam! Sham a lam!
Gut Stomper

Plano, TX

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#455041
Mar 26, 2013
 
waaasssuuup wrote:
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how very antichrist and socialist/humanist of you to not tolerate my diversity!:)
You're not diverse. You are a one track moron. Stompified!
high beam

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#455042
Mar 26, 2013
 
KittenKoder wrote:
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No. Women can be abusive as well, gender plays no role in if a person is abusive or not, but it does define the language an abuser uses.
Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol

“let's do this thang!”

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Chess Jurist wrote:
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It's "scholar", fool.
And I'm sure if they ever want input from unlearned, willfully ignorant people, they'll consider you.
it's "scolar" scooter cuz this is my house!;)

“let's do this thang!”

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#455045
Mar 26, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>You're not diverse. You are a one track moron. Stompified!
awww....everyone is diverse, silly goose! we're like snow flakes, if you will and you're even flakier than most:)

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high beam wrote:
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Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol
size 52 AND firm??? i could get lost in them, gurlfriend;)
Huh

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Why do they teach you as a kid that no two snowflakes are alike? Now they tell us that the universe is jam packed with planets just like ours.

On a side note: why can't their be a big black naked man with a 14 inch boner hungry for my tight ass behind every tree?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

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Mar 26, 2013
 

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waaasssuuup wrote:
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it's "scolar" scooter cuz this is my house!;)
Lied the willfully ignorant poster.

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Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

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Mar 26, 2013
 

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high beam wrote:
Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol
waaasssuuup wrote:
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size 52 AND firm??? i could get lost in them, gurlfriend;)
No - you would get a couple of black eyes!!

Them thar "slappin'" you, can be dangerous "missiles" if you are looking the wrong way.

:o)

Love ya high beam!!

:o)

“talk to the kitteh”

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Mar 26, 2013
 

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Gut Stomper wrote:
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WTF!
Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.

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#455051
Mar 26, 2013
 
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.
nano - please don't ruin my fantasies for me, they help me get through some long boring days.

that is, of course, unless you're willing to replace them......;)

“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

Since: Dec 12

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#455052
Mar 26, 2013
 
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>So that knocks off 20 years ?
Yep :)

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Since: Dec 12

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#455053
Mar 26, 2013
 
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>Does an imaginary love-child with a teenage lesbian count ? LOL

I might be younger than you. LOL
No. It doesn't count LOL

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Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

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#455054
Mar 26, 2013
 
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>This is the idiocy of fundamentalism.
Odd that even now it can make me blink.

Wonder why they never seem to tire of being wrong...

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#455055
Mar 26, 2013
 
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>I'm great. Now if spring would just actually make up its mind to stick around so a mermaid could go swimming....
"Today's Delray Beach sea temperature is 74 ーF."

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
THAT'S THE SURF REPORT!!!
I DUNNO HOW THAT GOT IN THERE!!!

*diving for sandbags*
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I was out shopping late last night for some Passover stuff. I was checking out when my big wooden cross fell out on to the counter. The check out girl's eyes got real freaking big, and she said,'You ain't one of those Christers, are you? Cause if you are I'm gonna snipe your ass at the nearest truck stop, take you to Georgia, get you shot again by my floozie girlfriend, take you on down to Florida, kayak out to gatorville, and chuck you out. Blimey!'
I said,'youse and your demon herd saddle up if you think you got the gonads.'
Well, i didn't go home that night. But, the next day my neighbors called. Some one had broke on to the house and write d the satanic verses!
My gold fish jumped out of the bowl and tore the man a new asshole. His two friends blew their brains out right there on the living room floor.
DON'T DICK AROUND WITH MR HUH!
ANGELS WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!

PART TWO
The police said i was lucky. Ponged of the men had some how mail ordered a nuke from Korea.

Talk about close.

TRUE STORY!

And... I'm gay!
Gut Stomper

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My next meltdown in progress. Look how owned I am by everyone!

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waaasssuuup wrote:
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I HEREBY PROCLAIM THAT MATT MARK LUKE AND JOHN WERE WRITTEN BY MATT MARK LULE AND JOHN!
Thanks.

I'll make a note, and repeat myself.

The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are anonymous third person narratives. They do not claim to be authored by those whom you mention, nor do they claim to be witnesses to the accounts that they describe.

You did not get that from the source. You get your claim from Irenaeus at the end of the second century, having no idea who had actually written them, but these four, among dozens of gospels, served his purpose.

Perhaps you should consider reading each one of them carefully, rather than listening to lying preachers.
Huh

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#455059
Mar 26, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
My next meltdown in progress. Look how owned I am by everyone!
We see it, buddy! You are OWNED! babysan won! He's playing you like a violin! Stradivarius style!

Is there anything left of you that is recognizable?

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