Huh

Dunlap, TN

#455047 Mar 26, 2013
Why do they teach you as a kid that no two snowflakes are alike? Now they tell us that the universe is jam packed with planets just like ours.

On a side note: why can't their be a big black naked man with a 14 inch boner hungry for my tight ass behind every tree?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#455048 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
it's "scolar" scooter cuz this is my house!;)
Lied the willfully ignorant poster.

“What are you looking at?”

Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

#455049 Mar 26, 2013
high beam wrote:
Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
size 52 AND firm??? i could get lost in them, gurlfriend;)
No - you would get a couple of black eyes!!

Them thar "slappin'" you, can be dangerous "missiles" if you are looking the wrong way.

:o)

Love ya high beam!!

:o)

“It's all about the struggle”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#455050 Mar 26, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
WTF!
Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#455051 Mar 26, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.
nano - please don't ruin my fantasies for me, they help me get through some long boring days.

that is, of course, unless you're willing to replace them......;)

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455052 Mar 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>So that knocks off 20 years ?
Yep :)

“The..”

Since: Dec 12

"..who whating how with huh?"

#455053 Mar 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>Does an imaginary love-child with a teenage lesbian count ? LOL

I might be younger than you. LOL
No. It doesn't count LOL

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#455054 Mar 26, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>This is the idiocy of fundamentalism.
Odd that even now it can make me blink.

Wonder why they never seem to tire of being wrong...

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#455055 Mar 26, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>I'm great. Now if spring would just actually make up its mind to stick around so a mermaid could go swimming....
"Today's Delray Beach sea temperature is 74 ーF."

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
THAT'S THE SURF REPORT!!!
I DUNNO HOW THAT GOT IN THERE!!!

*diving for sandbags*
Huh

Dunlap, TN

#455056 Mar 26, 2013
I was out shopping late last night for some Passover stuff. I was checking out when my big wooden cross fell out on to the counter. The check out girl's eyes got real freaking big, and she said,'You ain't one of those Christers, are you? Cause if you are I'm gonna snipe your ass at the nearest truck stop, take you to Georgia, get you shot again by my floozie girlfriend, take you on down to Florida, kayak out to gatorville, and chuck you out. Blimey!'
I said,'youse and your demon herd saddle up if you think you got the gonads.'
Well, i didn't go home that night. But, the next day my neighbors called. Some one had broke on to the house and write d the satanic verses!
My gold fish jumped out of the bowl and tore the man a new asshole. His two friends blew their brains out right there on the living room floor.
DON'T DICK AROUND WITH MR HUH!
ANGELS WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!

PART TWO
The police said i was lucky. Ponged of the men had some how mail ordered a nuke from Korea.

Talk about close.

TRUE STORY!

And... I'm gay!
Gut Stomper

United States

#455057 Mar 26, 2013
My next meltdown in progress. Look how owned I am by everyone!

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#455058 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
I HEREBY PROCLAIM THAT MATT MARK LUKE AND JOHN WERE WRITTEN BY MATT MARK LULE AND JOHN!
Thanks.

I'll make a note, and repeat myself.

The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are anonymous third person narratives. They do not claim to be authored by those whom you mention, nor do they claim to be witnesses to the accounts that they describe.

You did not get that from the source. You get your claim from Irenaeus at the end of the second century, having no idea who had actually written them, but these four, among dozens of gospels, served his purpose.

Perhaps you should consider reading each one of them carefully, rather than listening to lying preachers.
Huh

Los Angeles, CA

#455059 Mar 26, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
My next meltdown in progress. Look how owned I am by everyone!
We see it, buddy! You are OWNED! babysan won! He's playing you like a violin! Stradivarius style!

Is there anything left of you that is recognizable?

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#455060 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
nano - please don't ruin my fantasies for me, they help me get through some long boring days.
that is, of course, unless you're willing to replace them......;)
Creepy Stalker Christian
Huh

Los Angeles, CA

#455061 Mar 26, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks.
I'll make a note, and repeat myself.
The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are anonymous third person narratives. They do not claim to be authored by those whom you mention, nor do they claim to be witnesses to the accounts that they describe.
You did not get that from the source. You get your claim from Irenaeus at the end of the second century, having no idea who had actually written them, but these four, among dozens of gospels, served his purpose.
Perhaps you should consider reading each one of them carefully, rather than listening to lying preachers.
Yes! Listen to this strange man in this obscure, back-water chatroom.

He's been a fake Hebrew scholar for seven whole years!

Google's finest!
Huh

Los Angeles, CA

#455062 Mar 26, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
Creepy Stalker Christian
Fake Hebrew Scholar.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#455063 Mar 26, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
Thanks.
I'll make a note, and repeat myself.
The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are anonymous third person narratives. They do not claim to be authored by those whom you mention, nor do they claim to be witnesses to the accounts that they describe.
You did not get that from the source. You get your claim from Irenaeus at the end of the second century, having no idea who had actually written them, but these four, among dozens of gospels, served his purpose.
Perhaps you should consider reading each one of them carefully, rather than listening to lying preachers.
It is not possible that the Gospels can be either more or fewer in number than they are. For, since there are four zones of the world in which we live, and four principal winds, while the Church is scattered throughout all the world, and the pillar and ground of the Church is the Gospel and the spirit of life; it is fitting that she should have four pillars, breathing out immortality on every side, and vivifying men afresh. From which fact, it is evident that the Word, the Artificer of all, He that sits upon the cherubim, and contains all things, He who was manifested to men, has given us the Gospel under four aspects, but bound together by one Spirit.

-- Irenaeus, Against Heresies, 3:11:8

Superstition at work.
Huh

Los Angeles, CA

#455065 Mar 26, 2013
Losing ground...
Why Should Jesus Love Me?(Feb '08) 6 min G_O_D 492,349
Why I知 no longer a Christian (Jul '08) 1 min Huh 430,412
Prove there's a god.(Mar '08) 48 min River Tam 581,566

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#455066 Mar 26, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
It is not possible that the Gospels can be either more or fewer in number than they are. For, since there are four zones of the world in which we live, and four principal winds, while the Church is scattered throughout all the world, and the pillar and ground of the Church is the Gospel and the spirit of life; it is fitting that she should have four pillars, breathing out immortality on every side, and vivifying men afresh. From which fact, it is evident that the Word, the Artificer of all, He that sits upon the cherubim, and contains all things, He who was manifested to men, has given us the Gospel under four aspects, but bound together by one Spirit.
-- Irenaeus, Against Heresies, 3:11:8
Superstition at work.
A religious doctrine based on magic numbers. LOL

Jesus must have been an accountant, not a carpenter.
Ooops. Another Christian invention. Jesus never worked a day in his life according to the Bible. A welfare bum in todays lingo.

“Love much, trust none”

Since: Jul 11

There

#455067 Mar 26, 2013
LupyLu wrote:
<quoted text>
No. It doesn't count LOL
Oh. So this is my mid-life crisis, not teenage angst.

Thanks for clearing that up. LOL

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