Why I’m no longer a Christian
Gut Stomper

United States

#455040 Mar 26, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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I'm gay!
I am! Shazaam! Stomppam! Sham a lam!
Gut Stomper

United States

#455041 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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how very antichrist and socialist/humanist of you to not tolerate my diversity!:)
You're not diverse. You are a one track moron. Stompified!
high beam

Upper Darby, PA

#455042 Mar 26, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
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No. Women can be abusive as well, gender plays no role in if a person is abusive or not, but it does define the language an abuser uses.
Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#455044 Mar 26, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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It's "scholar", fool.
And I'm sure if they ever want input from unlearned, willfully ignorant people, they'll consider you.
it's "scolar" scooter cuz this is my house!;)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#455045 Mar 26, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>You're not diverse. You are a one track moron. Stompified!
awww....everyone is diverse, silly goose! we're like snow flakes, if you will and you're even flakier than most:)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#455046 Mar 26, 2013
high beam wrote:
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Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol
size 52 AND firm??? i could get lost in them, gurlfriend;)
Huh

Franklin, NC

#455047 Mar 26, 2013
Why do they teach you as a kid that no two snowflakes are alike? Now they tell us that the universe is jam packed with planets just like ours.

On a side note: why can't their be a big black naked man with a 14 inch boner hungry for my tight ass behind every tree?

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#455048 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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it's "scolar" scooter cuz this is my house!;)
Lied the willfully ignorant poster.

“What are you looking at?”

Since: Jan 08

Albuquerque, NM

#455049 Mar 26, 2013
high beam wrote:
Oooooo!
I'd love to bitch-slap waassp with my size 52 breasts.
But I'm only available on weekends...lol
waaasssuuup wrote:
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size 52 AND firm??? i could get lost in them, gurlfriend;)
No - you would get a couple of black eyes!!

Them thar "slappin'" you, can be dangerous "missiles" if you are looking the wrong way.

:o)

Love ya high beam!!

:o)

“Is that all you've got?”

Since: Jun 10

Location hidden

#455050 Mar 26, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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WTF!
Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#455051 Mar 26, 2013
nanoanomaly wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, like lesbians seek out gay male self-suck porn. Puhleeze! It's so obvious that Kaitlyn's a guy.
nano - please don't ruin my fantasies for me, they help me get through some long boring days.

that is, of course, unless you're willing to replace them......;)

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#455052 Mar 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>So that knocks off 20 years ?
Yep :)

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#455053 Mar 26, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>Does an imaginary love-child with a teenage lesbian count ? LOL

I might be younger than you. LOL
No. It doesn't count LOL

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#455054 Mar 26, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>This is the idiocy of fundamentalism.
Odd that even now it can make me blink.

Wonder why they never seem to tire of being wrong...

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#455055 Mar 26, 2013
water_nymph wrote:
<quoted text>I'm great. Now if spring would just actually make up its mind to stick around so a mermaid could go swimming....
"Today's Delray Beach sea temperature is 74 °F."

I DIDN'T SAY THAT!
THAT'S THE SURF REPORT!!!
I DUNNO HOW THAT GOT IN THERE!!!

*diving for sandbags*
Huh

Franklin, NC

#455056 Mar 26, 2013
I was out shopping late last night for some Passover stuff. I was checking out when my big wooden cross fell out on to the counter. The check out girl's eyes got real freaking big, and she said,'You ain't one of those Christers, are you? Cause if you are I'm gonna snipe your ass at the nearest truck stop, take you to Georgia, get you shot again by my floozie girlfriend, take you on down to Florida, kayak out to gatorville, and chuck you out. Blimey!'
I said,'youse and your demon herd saddle up if you think you got the gonads.'
Well, i didn't go home that night. But, the next day my neighbors called. Some one had broke on to the house and write d the satanic verses!
My gold fish jumped out of the bowl and tore the man a new asshole. His two friends blew their brains out right there on the living room floor.
DON'T DICK AROUND WITH MR HUH!
ANGELS WILL RIP YOUR LUNGS OUT!

PART TWO
The police said i was lucky. Ponged of the men had some how mail ordered a nuke from Korea.

Talk about close.

TRUE STORY!

And... I'm gay!
Gut Stomper

United States

#455057 Mar 26, 2013
My next meltdown in progress. Look how owned I am by everyone!

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#455058 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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I HEREBY PROCLAIM THAT MATT MARK LUKE AND JOHN WERE WRITTEN BY MATT MARK LULE AND JOHN!
Thanks.

I'll make a note, and repeat myself.

The Gospels of Matthew, Mark, Luke and John are anonymous third person narratives. They do not claim to be authored by those whom you mention, nor do they claim to be witnesses to the accounts that they describe.

You did not get that from the source. You get your claim from Irenaeus at the end of the second century, having no idea who had actually written them, but these four, among dozens of gospels, served his purpose.

Perhaps you should consider reading each one of them carefully, rather than listening to lying preachers.
Huh

Los Angeles, CA

#455059 Mar 26, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
My next meltdown in progress. Look how owned I am by everyone!
We see it, buddy! You are OWNED! babysan won! He's playing you like a violin! Stradivarius style!

Is there anything left of you that is recognizable?

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#455060 Mar 26, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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nano - please don't ruin my fantasies for me, they help me get through some long boring days.
that is, of course, unless you're willing to replace them......;)
Creepy Stalker Christian

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