Why I’m no longer a Christian

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#453791 Mar 20, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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I'm here to serve.
I'll have a Beam & coke...

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#453792 Mar 20, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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I'm here to serve.
then get me a few chips and dip. and keep yo pie ho shut...

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#453793 Mar 20, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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More nonsense from a fool.
more lame posts from a atheist knuckle head...

“Talk Nerdy 2 me (>-<)”

Since: Dec 08

Reno

#453794 Mar 20, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>*offering machete*
Watch it, that's sharp.
Poo!*toes ground bashfully* I was hoping for a laser cat.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#453795 Mar 20, 2013
duststorm wrote:
The authentic story is that God came down from his throne in heaven to be born of a virgin, to live a perfect sinless life as a human being, and to give his life a ransom for many. That is the true birth which we celebrate, and this week we remember his death, burial, and resurrection to new life. That is what give us the proof that when we die, we will also be resurrected and live in heaven forever.
Somebody check ta see if there was any hospital record of all this story of some invisible narcissist Jewish dude be'n married ta Herod's niece an hav'n a baby through immaculate deception will ya? Rumor has it the father's name might be listed as Pantera.

“Talk Nerdy 2 me (>-<)”

Since: Dec 08

Reno

#453796 Mar 20, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Disappeared as that poster shortly after someone discovered something about her smacking a relative around or some such thing.
I can't recall the details but probably could go back and pull the posts.
I'd rather not know. I was getting used to her regular crazy. I can't imagine having to adjust to her IRL crazy.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#453797 Mar 20, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> I'll have a Beam & coke...
On the way.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#453798 Mar 20, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>more lame posts from a atheist knuckle head...
Projection.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#453799 Mar 20, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>then get me a few chips and dip. and keep yo pie ho shut...
I'm not here to serve you, fool.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#453800 Mar 20, 2013
Hagen wrote:
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Thought that was your job.
Whatever happened to Yello?
Rumor has it she fell in the trouth an the pigs ate 'er...but someone said she was reincarnated as some ole' rose or sumpth'n.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#453801 Mar 20, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>thanks
Don't thank me, fool.

I'm not to blame.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#453802 Mar 20, 2013
Ex-Christians are bigots wrote:
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That's because you show no proof of you service.
Hey porter. Did they release ya?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#453803 Mar 20, 2013
KittenKoder wrote:
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Well actually, us Illuminati are not atheists, but that's because we talk to the real gods all the time. They're from a star called Cyruiousys, you pronounce it by twisting your tongue left and adding a pop near the o. They want to return to enslave humankind soon, so they need everyone to believe in this Abrahamic god myth, it placates you and makes you easier to control.
Geeeeze!

You know yer not sposed ta tell 'em that!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#453804 Mar 20, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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On the way.
Yer a lifesaver!

Since: Dec 12

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#453805 Mar 20, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Geeeeze!
You know yer not sposed ta tell 'em that!
Well then I'm in trouble...

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453806 Mar 20, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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I'm not here to serve you, fool.
He must think you are God. LOL

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453807 Mar 20, 2013
Did you ever read Vonegut's "Cat's Cradle" ?

If not, you might like it.
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Your jesus never existed, o hateful li'l christian. His myth is based on the myth of Alcides of Thebes--he was the divine redeemer born of a virgin around 1200BCE. Pay special attention to that date. It stands for "Before Common Era," or what they used to call "AD"--Anno Domini, a (shudders! horrors!) CATHOLIC reference. References to your jesus myth are being dropped by historians every day.
There was also Hermes of Egypt/Greece, who was *also* born of a virgin--Maia, by name--and was called “the Logos” because he was the Messenger or Words of the Heavenly Father, Zeus.
There's also Issa/Isa of Arabia; he, too, was born of the Virgin Mary, and was the “Divine Word” of the ancient Arabian Nasara/Nazarenes around 400BCE.
Are you beginning to understand now?
Adam

Germany

#453808 Mar 20, 2013
The arrival of the anti christ. The anti christ will be one eyed.The jews will accept the anti christ as their messiah coz the jews didn´t accept the real Messiah, saying that Mary was corrupt and Jesus a liar. So among the followers of the anti christ will be atheist as well jews. christians and moslems who went astray and . The anti christ will be able to put doubt in the minds of the ppl like his daddy Satan the wicked one. All homosexuals will follow him. Coz he will made promises to the ppl who follow him,promises he can´t keep. Be deceived of anything anti christ or not christ like.

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#453809 Mar 20, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Geeeeze!
You know yer not sposed ta tell 'em that!
Aw crap, did I mix up the "misinformation" and "mission statement" again? Where's the cyanide pill?

Since: Feb 13

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#453810 Mar 20, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Geeeeze!
You know yer not sposed ta tell 'em that!
FREAKSHOW......Say something intelligent..........you spill useless words of an idiot, handicapped joke..........We are intelligent, can you say more than 10 words??...You must lick me, eat me if you want to get ahead..........You are the joke of this forum..........suck off stupid tool..........

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