Why I’m no longer a Christian

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#453125 Mar 16, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
What is the difference between Clown College and Bible College ?
Greasepaint.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453126 Mar 16, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> The costumes an makeup.
ROFLMAO

Excellent!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453127 Mar 16, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Greasepaint.
LOL

Perfect!
Gut Stomper

Greer, SC

#453128 Mar 16, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
What is the difference between Clown College and Bible College ?
Well...
A clown college is where they don't even require the professors to be able to spell.
Huh

Greer, SC

#453129 Mar 16, 2013
Help! I've lost my mind!! The rats have been ejaculating in my mouth, and I don't even know who I'm posting to or even who I am!! All I know is that I'M THE VICTIM!!! JESUS WANTS ME TO HATE, AND YOU PEOPLE HATE ME FOR IT!!! WAAAHHH!!! YOU'RE ALL PERSECUTING MEEEEEEE!!!
babysan

Greer, SC

#453130 Mar 16, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Well...
A clown college is where they don't even require the professors to be able to spell.
Bwahahahahaha!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453131 Mar 16, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Well...
A clown college is where they don't even require the professors to be able to spell.
Better than a college where they require the professors to lie.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#453132 Mar 16, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL
Perfect!
Pithy.

(One tries.)
Ridiculous excess

Ona, WV

#453133 Mar 16, 2013
This thread of this stupid post has reached well over 24 THOUSAND pages. Totally absurd. After s few posts - ten or twenty will do it usually - the original idea metamorphoses into soemthing totally unrelated to the first concept.

Did I read it? Of course not. Maybe these ridiculous agglomerations will die under their own mass.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453134 Mar 16, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Pithy.
(One tries.)
Clown college encourages humor.

Clown college knows it's make-bleieve.

Clown College has ethics.

Bible colege only doesn't know it produces clowns.

LOL

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453136 Mar 16, 2013
Ridiculous excess wrote:
This thread of this stupid post has reached well over 24 THOUSAND pages. Totally absurd. After s few posts - ten or twenty will do it usually - the original idea metamorphoses into soemthing totally unrelated to the first concept.
Did I read it? Of course not. Maybe these ridiculous agglomerations will die under their own mass.
New to Topix, eh ?
Peter

Mount Vernon, KY

#453137 Mar 16, 2013
COOL IT DOWN SOME MORE GOD!!!. Spirit Damning nit wit!!!

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#453138 Mar 16, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>
Better than a college where they require the professors to lie.
But enough about Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary...

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#453139 Mar 16, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>
But enough about Southwestern Baptist Theological Seminary...
LOL
Huh

Fort Worth, TX

#453140 Mar 16, 2013
Huh wrote:
Help! I've lost my mind!! The rats have been ejaculating in my mouth, and I don't even know who I'm posting to or even who I am!! All I know is that I'M THE VICTIM!!! JESUS WANTS ME TO HATE, AND YOU PEOPLE HATE ME FOR IT!!! WAAAHHH!!! YOU'RE ALL PERSECUTING MEEEEEEE!!!
Whoops, you did that post without changing the tag the first time. You'll have to try harder for the coveted Most Vile Christian Award. So far Jesus and Hitler have you beaten.
Huh

Fort Worth, TX

#453141 Mar 16, 2013
Ridiculous excess wrote:
This thread of this stupid post has reached well over 24 THOUSAND pages. Totally absurd. After s few posts - ten or twenty will do it usually - the original idea metamorphoses into soemthing totally unrelated to the first concept.
Did I read it? Of course not. Maybe these ridiculous agglomerations will die under their own mass.
Duststomp
Huh

Fort Worth, TX

#453142 Mar 16, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Heck, according to most fundies, the guy in the next pew's probably a heretic.
Probably? Definitely. And schtupping someone's wife.
Huh

Fort Worth, TX

#453143 Mar 16, 2013
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>
Oh God, I was smoking crack when I wrote that!
It was a parody of your illiterate post, but, you knew that. Christian liars abound.
Huh

Fort Worth, TX

#453144 Mar 16, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
What is the difference between Clown College and Bible College ?
In Clown College, they teach them to bury the bodies in the crawl space, in Bible College they teach them to make money from the bodies.
Huh

Fort Worth, TX

#453145 Mar 16, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
The piece borrowed from was written by David Guzik. From the website: "David [Guzik] has no formal Bible College or seminary training, but does have a Bachelors of Arts degree...."
Whadda hoot.
As I wrote...scam....

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