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Gut Stomper wrote:
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And you all try to use it... As reference, as a rebuttal, as proof, as evidence... Everyday!
Hilarious stuff!
I love this attempted point that utterly misses its mark by "an extra mile". Not only is the Bible the only reference that could be used to refute the Bible, as there is no extra-Biblical evidence for anything contained therein, but, your presence here, every day, pretending to be an above-the-fray super sleuth because your "Jesus-Feelings" got hurt one day, is really the true point. If you are so secure in your "faith", your existence here is a waste of time, utterly unnecessary, and even proscribed by the very book you claim is so valuable.

How valuable could it be if you choose to ignore even the most basic tenets and proclamations contained within it?
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Have you ever read about suppositions of Jesus being a military leader who led a rebellion against the Romans and was executed for his troubles. This would mean that the "Kingdom of God" was just a hubristic name for another Jewish state at the time. This would make, "if you don't have a sword, sell your cloak and buy one", much more sensical and relevant. It would lend a sarcastic air to,"Give to Ceaser what is Ceaser's", to get the Romans and their war money out of Palestine. Turning the other cheek would require an open-handed slap from the Roman, which then, under prevalent Roman custom, made them your equal. Also, "The extra mile" parable. A Roman soldier could command a civilian to carry their pack for one mile. To force another was illegal under Roman law.
Looking at it under that light and with the subsequent, alleged punishment, it makes sense. Much more sense than the legendary magician, who was performing the same magic acts as so many other messiahs and song and dance men of that age. Healing blindness with spit was a specious parlor game performed by many at the time. There were so many "Wonder-Working Jews" at the time, a time when superstition trumped just about everything. Look at Honi the Circle Drawer who could control the weather through prayer. Messiahs were a dime a dozen in the First Century CE.
http://www.menorah.org/motws15.html
They were as common as religion founders in upstate New York in the 18th Century, from which Joseph Smith sprung. They all promised redemption and deliverance.
Putting these terms together in a Google search is enlightening:
"kingdom of god" "messianic movements" "first century"
You really churned out the scroll worthy 'copy and paste'
last night, huh, Huh?
I enjoyed skipping right over it.
Always a pleasure!

Get some rest now, sad, pathetic, lonely child.

STOMPBLIVIOUS!
Huh

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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
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Blow it out your bugle, Satchmo!
Thank you for showing that Christianity is not about love, faith, kindness, and togetherness, but about hate, bile, vitriol, divisiveness, and ego, Dick Tracy. You provide a valuable service to the casual reader. They can learn everything they need to know about how transformative Christianity is. It's not pretty.

Thank you, Topix, for providing this forum for the violent Christian to vent their anger.
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Huh wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you, Topix, for giving angry, deceitful misanthropes like Gut Stompersan an outlet for their anger. You have done the American public a solid. I imagine their are countless public shootings you have prevented by allowing these emotionally-stunted Internet wonders an outlet for their pain that they obviously can not find in their local Bogus Bastille of Ponderous Pretense.
We can't all be horn blowers!
Thanks for your continued concern, hypocrite.
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
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Get me a link to some REAL Hebrews.
Seen enough wanna-be's... Like you.
Thanks. I'll wait.
Another concession from the resident thread dork. Keep on dorking, dork!
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I need to check and see if you made the changes to your social sites. It usually indicative of an accurate identification.

Hedgehog.

STOMP! STOMP!
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
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You really churned out the scroll worthy 'copy and paste'
last night, huh, Huh?
I enjoyed skipping right over it.
Always a pleasure!
Get some rest now, sad, pathetic, lonely child.
STOMPBLIVIOUS!
At least posters who spend years sniping and stalking aren't lonely! That was sarcasm again, thread dork.
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Behold my dorkability!
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Blow it out your bugle, Satchmo!
Poor, pitiful, little Dick Tracy. Maybe one day you'll get invited to the ball. Until,then, you'll just have to,wallow in your impotent anger, illustrating the inefficacy of the Jesus Viagra you purport so effective yet demonstrate as so ineffectual. Until then, Princess, scurry off to your Bogus Bastille of Ponderous Pretense, put another Jackson 5 in the chum bucket, and pretend that you were a warrior for your Imaginary Torture-Murder Victim for the last 168 hours on Topix! You can tell all your fellow Ecclesiastical Mental Patients how you really gave it good to those evil Satan-followers all week long, 24/7, even pretending to illegally stalk them, all for the loving Jesus! Boy, won't they be so proud of you! You can bask in their light, but, be careful not to listen too closely as they back away. The sniggers will embarrass you. You know, just like in Middle School.
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Gut Stomper wrote:
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You really churned out the scroll worthy 'copy and paste'
last night, huh, Huh?
I enjoyed skipping right over it.
Always a pleasure!
Get some rest now, sad, pathetic, lonely child.
STOMPBLIVIOUS!
Too bad, you might have learned something. Ah, who am I kidding? You're incapable of cogent thought or learning. I am quite well-rested. Thank you for pretending to care like you pretend there are gods.

Oh, and thank you for projecting. It's wonderful!
Gut Stomper

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Mar 10, 2013
 
Seems like Mr. Banks has accepted the 100% accuracy of his reveal. So, should his sick puppets.

STOMPFECTION!
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Gut Stomper wrote:
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We can't all be horn blowers!
Thanks for your continued concern, hypocrite.
Concern? Your social cues are quite convoluted. I am very happy you have an outlet where you can play dress up, Dick Tracy. It is saving society your wrath, a wrath that, with the aid of modern technology, could harm hundreds if it manifested itself anywhere other than here. Thank you, Topix!

What you blow is between you and your Imaginary Torture-Murder Victim. I have no interest in what you stick in your mouth, Dick Tracy. But, thank you that showing that the transformative powers of Christianity are anger, deceit, and impotence. It's wonderful!
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
I need to check and see if you made the changes to your social sites. It usually indicative of an accurate identification.
Hedgehog.
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Oh, poor Dick Tracy. You just called me a lonely child. What need would I have for social sites? You are very confused.

Maybe you should find some Facebook friends instead of having to live vicariously through others.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

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Mar 10, 2013
 
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>John 3
There was a man of the Pharisees, named Nicodemus, a ruler of the Jews: The same came to Jesus by night, and said unto him, Rabbi, we know that thou art a teacher come from God: for no man can do these miracles that thou doest, except God be with him. Jesus answered and said unto him, Verily, verily, I say unto thee, Except a man be born again, he cannot see the kingdom of God....
"Once upon a time..."
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
Seems like Mr. Banks has accepted the 100% accuracy of his reveal. So, should his sick puppets.
STOMPFECTION!
Hardly, but, your imagination is quite developed. Perhaps you should channel this energy, time, and imagination into writing a novel. Perhaps it can be about a noble Internet warrior for Christ. If only you had the intellectual capacity and emotional maturity to commit to such a project.
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
Seems like Mr. Banks has accepted the 100% accuracy of his reveal. So, should his sick puppets.
STOMPFECTION!
You do make an adorable, angry little mascot, though, Dick Tracy. Thank you, Topix, for exposing the seedy underbelly of the Christianand keeping them and their coveted assault rifles off the streets.
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Mar 10, 2013
 
Gut Stomper wrote:
Seems like Mr. Banks has accepted the 100% accuracy of his reveal. So, should his sick puppets.
STOMPFECTION!
And I thought I was a guy named Mike from Denton. How am I going to know who I am until you make up your mind, Dick Tracy? You might be the worst Dick ever.
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Mar 10, 2013
 
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>"Once upon a time..."
And then they all killed each other over their imaginary friend. Fini.

“YO BOO”

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Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Once again, you have just shown folks that you don't believe what the Bible actually says any more than I.
You're Satan's little helper today, aren't ya, skippy?
Clownie is really getting to ya huh X
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#451289
Mar 10, 2013
 
Thank you, Topix. That was fun. Helping to expose the anger and insanity of Cjristians is like a good cup of coffee. Have fun in your Bogus Bastille of Ponderous Pretense today, Christians. Don't forget to gossip, oops, pray, for your fellow mental patients.

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