Why I’m no longer a Christian

“No Allah: know peace”

Since: Jun 07

A sacred grove in Tujunga, CA

#450010 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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I'm going with this, flee from me, in the name of Jesus!
Yeah, so much for that. I'll be here as long as I find it amusing.
babysan

Hermitage, TN

#450011 Mar 6, 2013
I love getting Marci out of her panties and into the hot tub.

Yeah.

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#450012 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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exactly! now let's see you stop being self-righteous;)
The lady said she found your comments to be offensive.

This isn't the first time that has happened, and with numerous other women.

Go ahead and represent your Jesus! deity any way you like.

I like women as much as the next guy, but there are times you're like a Chihuahua with nothing but Great Danes around and no chance of ever getting that leg.

So you're off humping walls, chairs and anything you can find.

You make Christians look bad.

But, I don't mind. Do as you like, and so will I.

I'll point to your slobbering panty sniffing - I LOVE THE JESUS!- ways each and every time I see it.

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

Location hidden

#450013 Mar 6, 2013
scaritual wrote:
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The lady said she found your comments to be offensive.
This isn't the first time that has happened, and with numerous other women.
Go ahead and represent your Jesus! deity any way you like.
I like women as much as the next guy, but there are times you're like a Chihuahua with nothing but Great Danes around and no chance of ever getting that leg.
So you're off humping walls, chairs and anything you can find.
You make Christians look bad.
But, I don't mind. Do as you like, and so will I.
I'll point to your slobbering panty sniffing - I LOVE THE JESUS!- ways each and every time I see it.
i find you offensive (not to mention very self-righteous). will you please please stop; it's making atheism look very smarmy to us potential converts:-(

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#450014 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i find you offensive (not to mention very self-righteous). will you please please stop; it's making atheism look very smarmy to us potential converts:-(
Atheism doesn't need you. Try one of the Baptist flavors of Christianity. You should fit right in.
dorksan

United States

#450015 Mar 6, 2013
babysan wrote:
I love getting Marci out of her panties and into the hot tub.
Yeah.
Uh-oh, someone's mad! It is always obvious. Dorkinflamed!

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

San Francisco

#450016 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i find you offensive (not to mention very self-righteous). will you please please stop; it's making atheism look very smarmy to us potential converts:-(
I'm curious waaaas, how do you define "self-righteous"? Also, what makes you think you are a potential convert to atheism?

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450017 Mar 6, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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My dear Kate. You need to study more.
It goes:
"I am Christ, the Son of God--worship me >SO I CAN< EAT YOUR BRAIN!!"
LOL
Did you see Linnea Quigley walking around naked in "Return of the Living Dead?" She is *such* a show-off--but then, her body is rockin' hot, so I don't mind One Little Bit.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450019 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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I believe in Vampires, I want to marry Angelus :-)
And what the heck is happening to the vampire myth? Dracula himself wouldn't recognize it today. No more graveyards, no more bats, no more creaking coffins... The vampire myth in America has become as pacified and pussified as the rest of American culture. Now vampires have a "golden, sparkly glow" when exposed to sunlight; whatever happened to those monsters of the night, who ripped out people's throats and drank their blood?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#450020 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
Tis' better to follow a Clown than the town drunk.
I dunno.

The drunk at least knows where the liquor store is.

Only an alien can show you how to navigate the stars.

Which would you follow.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450021 Mar 6, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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Another ode to Dearth. Very touching.
Your christian-inspire hate is noted.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450024 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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well i'm very interested in your stats (and flatterd that you've shared them;) so will you please refresh my memory?:)
No.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450025 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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what questions - like your hot figure stats and stuff?
Feel free to make up your own.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450027 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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The only 'demons' around here are those that live in the minds of weirdos like you.
Do you believe in vampires, too? Werewolves?
waaasssuuup wrote:
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well, i AM getting to know a real live witch wolf. does that count for anything?;)
That would be "wolf witch."

Wolves are my totem animal. My favorite version of the Goddess is Diana, the Roman version of Artemis. According to myth, Artemis was the Goddess of the wild hunt; She always had a bow either in her hand or across her back, and a quiver full of arrows. She was always accompanied by either a pack of dogs or a pack of wolves, depending on who you ask. I prefer wolves. Although dogs rock, too, in their own way.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450029 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i do - it had something to do with ancient jewish vows; sampson, for instance, had a nazerite vow as did john the baptist. how does this pertain to you, are you under ancient jewish law or something?
As I recall the tales, both of those characters came to a rather sticky end.

Samson committed suicide, and John was decapitated, yes?

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450030 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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oh yeah - PROVE IT! i can prove otherwise since i just read some of Jesus' words today!;)
No you can't.

I have already proven that your jesus is a myth. But then, you believe you can raise the dead, so that shows just how delusional you are.

You never read any of jesus's words, he never existed. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were dumbasses who reported hearsay that they picked up from various liars.

And if you could "prove" your jesus, then you would have no *faith.*

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450031 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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aww c'mon, i know i was close. 34-24-32? did i just transpose a cpl #'s?:)
Would you like a photocopy of my ass?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450032 Mar 6, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Babysan: Private Eye
He seems irrationally pleased with himself, doesn't he.

Poor lil' thing.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450033 Mar 6, 2013
Liam R wrote:
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I couldn't bear to see him pining for the fjords...
Only reason he was on that perch in the first place...

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

San Francisco

#450035 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Would you like a photocopy of my ass?
Are you crazy? Don't encourage waaaaas, the Bonabo ape of the Christian world. You are going to end up seeing that perv outside your window.

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