Why I’m no longer a Christian

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450019 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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I believe in Vampires, I want to marry Angelus :-)
And what the heck is happening to the vampire myth? Dracula himself wouldn't recognize it today. No more graveyards, no more bats, no more creaking coffins... The vampire myth in America has become as pacified and pussified as the rest of American culture. Now vampires have a "golden, sparkly glow" when exposed to sunlight; whatever happened to those monsters of the night, who ripped out people's throats and drank their blood?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#450020 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
Tis' better to follow a Clown than the town drunk.
I dunno.

The drunk at least knows where the liquor store is.

Only an alien can show you how to navigate the stars.

Which would you follow.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450021 Mar 6, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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Another ode to Dearth. Very touching.
Your christian-inspire hate is noted.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450024 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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well i'm very interested in your stats (and flatterd that you've shared them;) so will you please refresh my memory?:)
No.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450025 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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what questions - like your hot figure stats and stuff?
Feel free to make up your own.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450027 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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The only 'demons' around here are those that live in the minds of weirdos like you.
Do you believe in vampires, too? Werewolves?
waaasssuuup wrote:
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well, i AM getting to know a real live witch wolf. does that count for anything?;)
That would be "wolf witch."

Wolves are my totem animal. My favorite version of the Goddess is Diana, the Roman version of Artemis. According to myth, Artemis was the Goddess of the wild hunt; She always had a bow either in her hand or across her back, and a quiver full of arrows. She was always accompanied by either a pack of dogs or a pack of wolves, depending on who you ask. I prefer wolves. Although dogs rock, too, in their own way.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450029 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i do - it had something to do with ancient jewish vows; sampson, for instance, had a nazerite vow as did john the baptist. how does this pertain to you, are you under ancient jewish law or something?
As I recall the tales, both of those characters came to a rather sticky end.

Samson committed suicide, and John was decapitated, yes?

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450030 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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oh yeah - PROVE IT! i can prove otherwise since i just read some of Jesus' words today!;)
No you can't.

I have already proven that your jesus is a myth. But then, you believe you can raise the dead, so that shows just how delusional you are.

You never read any of jesus's words, he never existed. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were dumbasses who reported hearsay that they picked up from various liars.

And if you could "prove" your jesus, then you would have no *faith.*

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450031 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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aww c'mon, i know i was close. 34-24-32? did i just transpose a cpl #'s?:)
Would you like a photocopy of my ass?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450032 Mar 6, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Babysan: Private Eye
He seems irrationally pleased with himself, doesn't he.

Poor lil' thing.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450033 Mar 6, 2013
Liam R wrote:
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I couldn't bear to see him pining for the fjords...
Only reason he was on that perch in the first place...

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

San Francisco

#450035 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Would you like a photocopy of my ass?
Are you crazy? Don't encourage waaaaas, the Bonabo ape of the Christian world. You are going to end up seeing that perv outside your window.

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450036 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You mean, false security.
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Yes, you are. You are a spiritual predator.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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how is my trying to encourage people of eternal & abundant life rather than hopelesness & eternal extinction being a "spiritual predator"?:)
You are deliberately lying to people in an effort to recruit new members for your death cult. You tell people that death is "eternal life," while you denigrate true life, intelligence and education in favor of your sick and twisted superstition.

If you love your goddamn jesus so much, go meet him. Or are you too scared?

You are an evil putz.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450037 Mar 6, 2013
Mr Wiggley wrote:
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christians vs christians...all 38,000+ going at it...
And as the entropy increases, the cults rapidly approach Brownian motion.

Huh. That sounded nearly profound.

Laffin.
babysan

Hermitage, TN

#450038 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Would you like a photocopy of my ass?
They make copiers THAT big?

STOMPYSAN!

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450040 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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and your trying to get your nose up kait's skirt...)
And you're not??

“SPEBSQSA”

Since: Aug 08

Northern Virginia

#450041 Mar 6, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>And as the entropy increases, the cults rapidly approach Brownian motion.
Huh. That sounded nearly profound.
Laffin.
Excellent Mac...Haha...

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450043 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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Hey Wassssp :-)
There is a rather remarkable difference between you sexually harassing a woman uninvited and G playing, not uninvited.
One scenario, is creepy stalking, a lesbian? C'mon!(you)
The other scenario is mutual playful banter (G and his women)
Let me know if you need me to discuss this with you some more :-)
waaasssuuup wrote:
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yet another self-righteous 'christian' presuming to judge my motives....sigh.
Translation: "Don't you dare criticize me while I'm being a hypocrite!"
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> according to our Lord, you deserve to be judged with at least the same measure:)
Your "lord" blows dachshunds.
duststorm

League City, TX

#450044 Mar 6, 2013
wilderide wrote:
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Here is how you can identify one:
Galatians 5:22-23 - "But the fruit of the Spirit is love, joy, peace, forbearance, kindness, goodness, faithfulness, gentleness and self-control."
Yes, that is how you can identify one.
A Christian is a sinner who has been lifted out of the miry clay and had his feet set on the solid rock.
The fruit of the Spirit should be evident in the life of the believer

“ChristianityIs AMental Disease”

Since: May 10

And The Cure Is Education

#450045 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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I don't mean to judge you, it's just a bit offensive sometimes and I get snarky, I'm sorry.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you did butt-in and got snarky, but of course you're forgiven:)
what i do draws the hypocricy and self-righteousness out of people and it seems that you should be AT LEAST as discussed by unbelievers as you are by believers. THEY ARE NOT WITHOUT GUILT, contrary to what they may think and to 'popular christianity':)
You're quite fond of telling us that your jesus is god, and god is jesus.

7. Thou shalt not commit adultery (while you're hitting on women here behind your wife's back). Your jesus said so, when he was his own father.

8. Thou shalt not steal (while you admit you post here from work, on your boss's time and with his resources). Your jesus said so, when he was his own father.

9. Thou shalt not bear false witness against thy neighbour (while you lie to everyone here on a daily basis). Your jesus said so, when he was his own father.

You do all three of these here daily, in direct violation of "jesus's" word. But you don't care, do you?

So explain to us how you're not a hypocrite, but anyone who tells you to live up to YOUR OWN standards is.

Waaasssuuup: "Aw, fuckshit! I'm not gonna answer this, I don't have to, I HAVE JESUS IN ME!!"

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