Why I’m no longer a Christian
dorksan

United States

#450015 Mar 6, 2013
babysan wrote:
I love getting Marci out of her panties and into the hot tub.
Yeah.
Uh-oh, someone's mad! It is always obvious. Dorkinflamed!

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

San Francisco

#450016 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i find you offensive (not to mention very self-righteous). will you please please stop; it's making atheism look very smarmy to us potential converts:-(
I'm curious waaaas, how do you define "self-righteous"? Also, what makes you think you are a potential convert to atheism?

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450017 Mar 6, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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My dear Kate. You need to study more.
It goes:
"I am Christ, the Son of God--worship me >SO I CAN< EAT YOUR BRAIN!!"
LOL
Did you see Linnea Quigley walking around naked in "Return of the Living Dead?" She is *such* a show-off--but then, her body is rockin' hot, so I don't mind One Little Bit.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450019 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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I believe in Vampires, I want to marry Angelus :-)
And what the heck is happening to the vampire myth? Dracula himself wouldn't recognize it today. No more graveyards, no more bats, no more creaking coffins... The vampire myth in America has become as pacified and pussified as the rest of American culture. Now vampires have a "golden, sparkly glow" when exposed to sunlight; whatever happened to those monsters of the night, who ripped out people's throats and drank their blood?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#450020 Mar 6, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
Tis' better to follow a Clown than the town drunk.
I dunno.

The drunk at least knows where the liquor store is.

Only an alien can show you how to navigate the stars.

Which would you follow.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450021 Mar 6, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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Another ode to Dearth. Very touching.
Your christian-inspire hate is noted.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450024 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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well i'm very interested in your stats (and flatterd that you've shared them;) so will you please refresh my memory?:)
No.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450025 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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what questions - like your hot figure stats and stuff?
Feel free to make up your own.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450027 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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The only 'demons' around here are those that live in the minds of weirdos like you.
Do you believe in vampires, too? Werewolves?
waaasssuuup wrote:
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well, i AM getting to know a real live witch wolf. does that count for anything?;)
That would be "wolf witch."

Wolves are my totem animal. My favorite version of the Goddess is Diana, the Roman version of Artemis. According to myth, Artemis was the Goddess of the wild hunt; She always had a bow either in her hand or across her back, and a quiver full of arrows. She was always accompanied by either a pack of dogs or a pack of wolves, depending on who you ask. I prefer wolves. Although dogs rock, too, in their own way.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450029 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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i do - it had something to do with ancient jewish vows; sampson, for instance, had a nazerite vow as did john the baptist. how does this pertain to you, are you under ancient jewish law or something?
As I recall the tales, both of those characters came to a rather sticky end.

Samson committed suicide, and John was decapitated, yes?

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450030 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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oh yeah - PROVE IT! i can prove otherwise since i just read some of Jesus' words today!;)
No you can't.

I have already proven that your jesus is a myth. But then, you believe you can raise the dead, so that shows just how delusional you are.

You never read any of jesus's words, he never existed. Matthew, Mark, Luke and John were dumbasses who reported hearsay that they picked up from various liars.

And if you could "prove" your jesus, then you would have no *faith.*

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450031 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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aww c'mon, i know i was close. 34-24-32? did i just transpose a cpl #'s?:)
Would you like a photocopy of my ass?

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450032 Mar 6, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Babysan: Private Eye
He seems irrationally pleased with himself, doesn't he.

Poor lil' thing.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450033 Mar 6, 2013
Liam R wrote:
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I couldn't bear to see him pining for the fjords...
Only reason he was on that perch in the first place...

“Credulity is not a virtue”

Since: Apr 09

San Francisco

#450035 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Would you like a photocopy of my ass?
Are you crazy? Don't encourage waaaaas, the Bonabo ape of the Christian world. You are going to end up seeing that perv outside your window.

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450036 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
You mean, false security.
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Yes, you are. You are a spiritual predator.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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how is my trying to encourage people of eternal & abundant life rather than hopelesness & eternal extinction being a "spiritual predator"?:)
You are deliberately lying to people in an effort to recruit new members for your death cult. You tell people that death is "eternal life," while you denigrate true life, intelligence and education in favor of your sick and twisted superstition.

If you love your goddamn jesus so much, go meet him. Or are you too scared?

You are an evil putz.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#450037 Mar 6, 2013
Mr Wiggley wrote:
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christians vs christians...all 38,000+ going at it...
And as the entropy increases, the cults rapidly approach Brownian motion.

Huh. That sounded nearly profound.

Laffin.
babysan

Hermitage, TN

#450038 Mar 6, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Would you like a photocopy of my ass?
They make copiers THAT big?

STOMPYSAN!

“You Can't Throw MeTo TheWolves”

Since: May 10

THEY COME WHEN I CALL

#450040 Mar 6, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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and your trying to get your nose up kait's skirt...)
And you're not??

“SPEBSQSA”

Since: Aug 08

Maryland

#450041 Mar 6, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>And as the entropy increases, the cults rapidly approach Brownian motion.
Huh. That sounded nearly profound.
Laffin.
Excellent Mac...Haha...

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