Why I’m no longer a Christian

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#447938 Feb 28, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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There's no need to lie for Paul, son.
He's dead, despite his claim he'd be around for Jesus' return.
No he ain't!
Solly's got 'em up ther with all them other demons hold'n 'em back with the magick decoder ring what he got's.
Gut Stomper

Arden, NC

#447939 Feb 28, 2013
You making fun of blacks and Kait making fun of gays is like a Chinese person calling an American "slant eyes" and thinking it is funny.

You are just embarrassing your entire culture.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#447940 Feb 28, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
You tell me why you think that your opinion of me should matter.
I'll wait.
Remember, you are a total stranger. We've never met. Why should I care about you?
Go ahead. Tell everybody here why it matters to you.
We're listening.
If yer gonna be in the biblio class everone got's ta git along...y'know? Schoolmarm's orders!

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

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#447941 Feb 28, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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Lol... Awesome, those two are just exactly what boys are like.. So who's the white one?
I think the whole point of the series is that it really doesn't matter. If their bosses weren't enemies, the two would probably be best of friends.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#447942 Feb 28, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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So you're not self aware.
Fine.
Let me help you out: You're creepy.
Look Chess... we kin live with that ...jist as long as 'er bobby pullups is clean, schoolmarm says we gotta let 'er in the class(so's we don't git sued fer inflamation).

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

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#447943 Feb 28, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Why, what does "I know me" mean? Dad's are perfect, except for their dress attire choices... Lol
I once dated a former stripper who enjoyed wearing see-thru dresses and a thong. She also did a great Catholic school girl.

Sha-wing!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#447944 Feb 28, 2013
Gut Resume wrote:
<quoted text>Banner day? Your aspirations suck as much as your life.
Ya should never suck on aspirations...jist swaller 'em...its safer.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#447945 Feb 28, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>did you let gas again X?
Git yer dang nose out'a ther Clownie!
Geeeze!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#447946 Feb 28, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're dumb
That was yesterday's lesson Clownie...but it's real good ya membered it.
Taday we'r gonna learn ya what "CLAPITALS" is.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#447947 Feb 28, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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You would be the expert at life sucking... fer sure.
Uh oh...we'r not gonna have that kinda talk in class now...is we?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#447948 Feb 28, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Tis a quick execution.
It was considered a 'humane' method of termination throughout western civilivation into the 20th century. Now it is considered a 'barbaric' thing that "Muslim Countries" do.

Hypocricy seems to be the norm, doesn't it ?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

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#447949 Feb 28, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
Banner day.
That's how many now?
OH LAWDY! Ya didn't bring more o' them cheapazz frozen dinners in fer everone again did ya?

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#447950 Feb 28, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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In a way, yes.
He said that he put away childish things, like maybe honesty, curiosity, a sense of wonder, ect..
Exactly. I must remember that.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#447951 Feb 28, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
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I believe that YOU believe that you are THE expert in creepiness.
Do you feel validated now?
That IS why you are here...
In this chat room... as a last resort...
To find some meaning to your life.
Did I help?
Now Listen Here Stumper!

We can't have ya goin 'round the class "validat'n" other students...that ther's jist undeceptible behavior.
Straighten up yer cloths now.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#447952 Feb 28, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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Are you talking about how many dicks you sucked today?
OH MY! This class is jist gitt'n totally out'a hand! I'm jist gonna have ta put ya's all in the closet til ya straighten up!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#447953 Feb 28, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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let's explore what makes you 'believe' the "3rd millenia BC source". is it because it comes from an antigod/christ angle?
The earlier source is the original before the Hebrews changed and rewrote it and the Christians completley fucked up what both the Hebrew and Sumerian stories said.

All yo believe in is the ignorance and deceit of the idiots and liars that preceded the idiot and liars that taught you what to believe.

It is why you and others of your ilk are often called an idiot and a liar. It is not a judgement, merely a statement of fact.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#447954 Feb 28, 2013
Illuminatrix wrote:
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Oh. Do they? I shall look into it at once, for you are very credible.
Kin I look int'a it TOO? I ain't never seen one o' those before.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#447955 Feb 28, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Paul lived many lives in Christian mythology.
But the historical Paul is still a pretty fascinating individual, as mystic seers go.
I think I could understand Paul's opinions better if they were presented without the baggage of the Bible and Christianity.

It took many years to seperate 'Jesus' from the dung heap and I actually liked him.

In time I may 'see' a Paul that I don't despise.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#447957 Feb 28, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Or Herculaneum...
Interesting, Pompeii was probably a bit to 'Las Vegas' for Paul.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#447958 Feb 28, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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I made up the part about Pompeii, o'course.
It would be funny if Paul retired wealthy to a nice villa in Pompeii when, one day in 79, he's laughing about all those poor schmucks as Vesuvius burped.
I would have started a religion based on how "God killed the False Prophet" stealing lots of symbolism and phrases from the Sodom and Gomorrah story.

Msybe I'll just start that rumor anyway.

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