Why I’m no longer a Christian

[Ashelah]

G_O_D wrote:

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I am confused.
Are you completely insane or just a common liar ?

Why would a toad need a lwyer???

LOL

[Just Results]

G_O_D wrote:

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I am confused.
Are you completely insane or just a common liar ?

i'm a completely insane liar!! water you gonna do about it??

i cant scratch my balls with this straight jacket on!! would someone PLEASE scratch my balls for me?????

[Just Results]

the itch is unbearable! please someone scratch my balls!!

[Ashelah]

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:

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You mean, topix should post ony the hateful messages of you christians.

FrOOgled if i know what it's saying, i don't speak lizard... I LOOVES you wolfie <<BRIGHT SMILE>

[Anon]

Juicylu wrote:

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That's not what Jesus taught SIS, HE taught us to LOVE everyone!!!
Like this pretty wolfie with shiny* coat, i LOOVE you !!!
I LOOVE everyone!!!

Even Chaz Bono?

[Ashelah]

Black Thunder 42 wrote:

<quoted text> Buh blob blub blub blub blah blubb.

hissss croak snort (i get now!!! LOL... where is X???)

i say MOO MOO MOOOOOOOOOO!!!

HEAVEN ABOVE i'm HIGH !!!

weee...

[Ashelah]

Just Results wrote:

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i'm a completely insane liar!! water you gonna do about it??
i cant scratch my balls with this straight jacket on!! would someone PLEASE scratch my balls for me?????

It would me my LOVING pleasure... there you are... better now???

[Ashelah]

My boyz are obssessed with minecraft... now i gets IT !!!

HA HA HA HA HA HA !!!

That wide yellow road will never lead to the TRUE wizard...

i LUVE that movie !!!

[Ashelah]

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:

p-o-p quiz wrote:
<quoted text>I see you're still working on ridding Topix posters of the right to express hatred.
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Your lawyer??
LMAO!! "Viking" has a lawyer, too! Does your lawyer live with you so he can read all this shit?

My LAWYER is gunna let me bbqqq his liza...oops...lawyer

!!!

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+8

George the monkey, HE LOVES those funny monkeys...

below

sllimy, icky, things with upside down crowns...

I wonder what snakes taste like, always have wondered, i bet i know,,, darn memory...

case CLOSED.

[Just Results]

somebody scratch my balls, please....(wimper)....i'm begging you......

[Ashelah]

LOOVE those BOOKS !!! Viking ROCKS... i've read most of 'em...

AIn't that a HOOT !!!

[Ashelah]

duststorm wrote:

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Junker, how YOU doin'?

imma HUMbly JOYful and madly IN LOOVE !!!

How's aboot you ???

[macumazahn]

Just Results wrote:

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Christians are rewarded.
Athetards perish.

And what do cowards do?

Run away after two messages as though I'd threatened your puppy?

Laffin.

[Ashelah]

Just Results wrote:

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Why do you think this atheist is so vile and unhappy within his atheism?
Read his ugly statement below and tell me why you support his hatred.
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He tOO is judged my luv,,,

Where does your vile hatred come from???

What DID JESUS say???

Something about cheeks and turning them or something...

turn that upside down fcrown upside down

i LUVE you HE and HIS SON LOOOVE you even MOORE :-)

<3

[Janitor Of The LORD]

G_O_D wrote:

In short, you have no clue what Gospel Paul used.
Get honest.
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That was not what this post pertained to. You posted that to someone else. You think I'm not aware of the timelines here? Paul happened to be with those 4 Apostles after Jesus' crucifixion. Paul was taught quite extensively by Gamaliel who was a Rabbi and leading authority in the Sanhedrin when he was Saul of Tarsus before his conversion. So are you pointing to Synoptic, Canonical, or something else?

As stated by secular Wiki: Paul the Apostle used the term (gospel) when he reminded the people of the church at Corinth "of the gospel I preached to you". The earliest extant use of "gospel" to denote a particular genre of writing dates to the 2nd century. Justin Martyr in the Apology wrote "...the apostles, in the memoirs composed by them, which are called Gospels".

More generally, gospels compose a genre of early Christian literature. Gospels that did not become canonical also circulated in Early Christianity. Some, such as the work known today as Gospel of Thomas, lack the narrative framework typical of a gospel.

[macumazahn]

Juicylu wrote:

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Why would a toad need a lwyer???
LOL

Well, when it comes to matters involving a stolen motor-car, it helps to have a sympathetic Jailer's Daughter and a washerwoman costume.

Friends on the Outside, such as a Mole and a Water Rat, are also helpful.

[Just Results]

duststorm? would you please scratch my balls? have mercey, i'm dying here.

[Anon]

Juicylu wrote:

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My LAWYER is gunna let me bbqqq his liza...oops...lawyer
!!!
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+8
George the monkey, HE LOVES those funny monkeys...
below
sllimy, icky, things with upside down crowns...
I wonder what snakes taste like, always have wondered, i bet i know,,, darn memory...
case CLOSED.

Sure lady, anything you say.
<backs away slowly>

[Kaitlin the Wolf Witch]

Juicylu wrote:

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hissss croak snort (i get now!!! LOL... where is X???)
i say MOO MOO MOOOOOOOOOO!!!
HEAVEN ABOVE i'm HIGH !!!
weee...

Enjoy the ride.

If you need a Nuru massage later, let me know.

[G_O_D]

Janitor Of The LORD wrote:

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That was not what this post pertained to. You posted that to someone else.....

I asked you a direct question. Are you unable to answer or unable to admit you don't know.

Which of the Gospels did Paul preach ? Mark, Luke, Matthew, John, Thomas ? Which one is the one that Paul said is the only true Gospel and the others were lies ?

Here is your chance to prove yourself.
You can be a coward, honest, a liar, a genius or a fool.