Why I’m no longer a Christian

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446615 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
yo purdy gud at the jacky jaww pow wow yip yap, bro.
Well thanks there sis!

Yer crabilary cud use some 'spandex tho. Prolly hep if ya weared a support bra too!
If'n ya needs any more device yer more'n welcome ta pull the string...Eeeeererererererert{{ PoP}}
...no not that one-that's yer tampon! silly!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446616 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
The "copy and paste" train has derailed... here.
The cristers all gotted on another set o' skates.
That one's called the "Plop & Taste" Train! It's headed fer the gorge as we speak!...better git'cha a move on...we wouldn't want 'em go'in off wiffout ya!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446617 Feb 21, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>Romans 4:5 But to him that worketh not, but believeth on him that justifieth the ungodly, his faith is counted for righteousness.
7 Blessed are they whose iniquities are forgiven, and whose sins are covered.
8 Blessed is the man to whom the Lord will not impute sin.
My sin is not imputed to my account, praise the Lord. We Christians are saved, sanctified, cleansed, and we have the assurance of eternal life.
Wath happenedeth ta thith th'ths fer theth lasth halfth of the thufth?

Thumpthin's mithin!

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446618 Feb 21, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
What makes you think Paul was hand picked by God. There is no evidence that such a claim is true.
Thath's becauth he hath hith crab medithine labeleth fer a bookmarketh an goteth ith confuthed with the verthes in the booketh.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446619 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Paul gets it just right for us Gentiles. Just right.
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
All of it, jackass.
You got's turrets ?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446620 Feb 21, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>
Did you ever attend a church service with some other witches and throughout the preaching service, you all sat there and shook your heads "no"?
I was just wondering, because this pastor who had been in Warren, Ky. told us that some witches had come and spent the entire hour shaking their heads while he preached.
He shouldn't take meth before services.
Lost In Transition

United States

#446621 Feb 21, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>
This pastor who had been in Warren, Ky. told us that some witches had come and spent the entire hour shaking their heads while he preached.
My grandma used to do that.
I'll bet they had Parkinsons.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446622 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
Who's on first? What's on second. I don't know. Third base.
Thers help fer that MPD stuff ya got ya know...

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446623 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
He got syphilis induced insanity.
OK...Thank you ms stomper...

now is ther any other diseases or ailments yer farther suffers from before we admit him ta the asylum?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446624 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
He got syphilis induced insanity.
Oh ...I noticed you suffer turrets...

does yer fodder have this also?

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446625 Feb 21, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
So a person without the mental capacity to understand or believe such things won't get saved right?
Nope. They take care of it at the church. They keeps 'em in the basement of the church til winter, an heat the church with 'em.
Saves god & satan both the work, an they git's ta have a nice toasty sunday meet'n.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

Location hidden

#446626 Feb 21, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
STOMPICILLIN!
Yer feets got VD agin?

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#446627 Feb 22, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
What makes you think Paul was hand picked by God. There is no evidence that such a claim is true.
only the word of God..

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#446628 Feb 22, 2013
karl44 wrote:
<quoted text>
jesus was a homosexual, who taught love
paul was a homophobe, who taught hate
karl is a liar

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#446629 Feb 22, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>
Christianity is a lie.
witch-craft is a lie

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#446630 Feb 22, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
We all have gifts. Paul had gifts also. I doubt he intended his letters to become Scripture.
God intended his letters (Paul's) to become Scripture the holy word of God...

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#446631 Feb 22, 2013
The Bible says that if I will confess my sin, God is faithful and just to forgive me my sins and to cleanse me from all unrighteousness. And the Bible also says that God has chosen the foolish things of the world to put to shame the wise.

Topix is full of the wise.. LOL

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#446632 Feb 22, 2013
Liam R wrote:
<quoted text>
But the unknown author of Hebrews was so misguided as to believe that the End of Days was about to happen right then, as he was penning the letter. Worse, he out right lies about what the Bible actually says concerning the atonement of sins:
Hebrews 9:22 And almost all things are by the law purged with blood; and without shedding of blood is no remission.
Yet this is utterly false, since what mattered was the heart of the person, not the animal sacrificed. As far back as Leviticus, the Bible is clear that animals need not be sacrificed for atonement if the person can't afford it AND they sincerely repent.
What Paul preached was not only the same as the other apostles, but was sanctioned by them because he was with them.
Paul preached the gospel of Jesus

“I Am No One Else”

Since: Apr 12

Seattle

#446633 Feb 22, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>witch-craft is a lie
Except on Thursdays. On Thursdays Scientology is a lie.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#446634 Feb 22, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>God intended his letters (Paul's) to become Scripture the holy word of God...
ROFLMAO

So now Emperor Constantine is your God.

You are one hilarious pagan.

Tell me when this thread is updated:

Subscribe Now Add to my Tracker

Add your comments below

Characters left: 4000

Please note by submitting this form you acknowledge that you have read the Terms of Service and the comment you are posting is in compliance with such terms. Be polite. Inappropriate posts may be removed by the moderator. Send us your feedback.

Top Stories Discussions

Title Updated Last By Comments
Prove there's a god. (Mar '08) 4 min another viewer 980,164
The Christian Atheist debate (Jun '15) 5 min Pres Mr Donald J ... 100,456
Do any attractive cougars or milfs want to trad... (Dec '11) 41 min Seejay 4
News Roman Catholic church only true church, says Va... (Jul '07) 1 hr New Age Spiritual... 670,340
God is REAL - Miracles Happen! (Jun '11) 2 hr Peter Ross 6,147
News Blaming Israel for carnage (Jul '06) 4 hr shkreli zionism 121,925
News The 'Fake News' Con: A Case Study 7 hr Libhater 58
Poll Was 9/11 a conspiracy?? (Oct '07) 13 hr Pegasus 286,455
More from around the web