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“Ungood doubleplus duckspeak.”

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Don't try it G_O_D. I didn't git 50 yards off the coast, an the scooter sank! Ruined all me leathers TOO!
LOL!

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>What's the "other" choice?
You might not want to know luv...

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T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>I've always enjoyed it... I think Im gonna win this time! I stayed @ Hoiday Inn Express till I was evicted... I'am ready
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Feb 15, 2013
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Where in the world is WN, I think she is pulling a Casper on us...
I was wondering that myself...

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>hahahahah!
Welcome aboard matey! It seems yer countenance jist might add some spice in the abominable constituency o'dastardly swabs, an lanlubbers!...
Chilli does that :) I do love chilli.

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Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
Okey dokey, for anyone who might be still interested, I found the list I was looking for recently. It was tucked away in "Understanding Daniel", something I wrote a few years ago while the family waited for me dear ole dad to pass away.

Please feel free to scroll on by if it ain't your bag.

Identifying the Traits of Apocalyptic Literature:

1. Eschatology: Authors of apocalyptic literature are convinced that they are living in the ¬ďend times¬Ē, that very soon the deity will intervene and everything will change. It is imminent and it will happen soon.

2. Pseudepigraphy: Apocalyptic literature typically presents itself as being written during a previous time by a hero of old, someone recognizable from the past for the purpose of establishing credibility. We have apocalypses written in the names of Enoch, Abraham, Moses, Ezra, Daniel, John and others.

3. Mystical Visions: Apocalyptic authors have their heroes experience confusing divine visions that will often need to be explained by a divine being. These visions will typically be of surreal creatures or events used metaphorically to represent people or places of the author’s past, present and imagined future.

4. Failure: Apocalyptic literature is always wrong. The events leading up to the time of authorship are relevant and amazingly very accurate; the events following the time of authorship are always, always wrong. After all, who can truly tell the future, eh?

Now if I can just remember where I got the friggin' list.
God can :-)

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Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Don't try it G_O_D. I didn't git 50 yards off the coast, an the scooter sank! Ruined all me leathers TOO!
Well don't just stand there, come on in, we've got some extra clothes, good food, and warm fire to sit by...:)

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Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>EEEEEEEEEEWWWWWWWWWWWW !!!!

Here's what you need for a proper sandwich:
1. Extra-virgin olive oil (on one half of the roll; don't be too stingy)

2. Italian salad dressing (on the other half; use caution, for it can be kind of powerful)

3. Ciabata or other Italian roll

4. Provolone cheese

5. Pepperoncini

6. The aforementioned salami, along with some nice mortadella, capicolo & prosciutto

7. Lettuce & tomato

8. A beer of your own choosing (Is it true that most Aussies don't like Foster's?)
Your post is causing me to drool...I love all those things but never tried adding the dressing and peperoncini with it, I'll give it a go :) I don't like beer and yeah it's true about Foster's, not very popular.

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Juicylu wrote:
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You might not want to know luv...
Nah,I don't think he could handle the truth... Lol JK

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>NO IT AIN'T NOT!! It's [YER]!!

Waddya gotta be so difticult fer!
Lol @ both of you :-)

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>You're not supposed to; otherwise, it isn't faith.
True :-)

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>As a patient or a stripper?
I seen some folks do that an never comed out again. Cept'n maybe Jack. That ole' boy got's a way with folks y'know.
Lol. Jack died. The big tall Indian bloke walked off...

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G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>australopithecus africanus (AKA Gracile)

and

australopithecus robustus
Lol.

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>Duststomp wrote:
<quoted text>You stand in reality, nitwit. Of course, after your divorce, you and reality are no longer on speaking terms. It's a pity.

No one knows the actual origin of the universe; including you buybull beaters.

waaasssuuup wrote, "<quoted text>warning - it's gonna look pretty absurd when you put it in writing!;)"

Anything is "absurd" to you, if it doesn't come out of your book of lies and fairytales.
That's true, no one knows.

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G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>Worked at a drug and alcohol rehab for four years.

Hardly any potheads.
Alcohol, cocaine and opiates are the number 1, 2 and 3 most dangerous drugs in the USA.
Pot is only addictive to a small percentage, most of which smoke it with tobacco, which is why you wouldn't see many users in rehab. It's also not deadly. However, it does affect Brain Function.

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
<quoted text>waaasssuuup wrote:
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oh yeah?! well your chili sucks!;)

He will. He'll also ask you about your wife's pubic hair; he has a fettish...
Darth Bob wrote, "<quoted text>You can call me stupid, ignorant, ugly and even say that I smell like sweaty aardvark testicles."

He's not that imaginative, but he'll do his best to steal that line.
Darth Bob wrote, "<quoted text>But do not insult my chili. "

Do you use beans, or no?
I use 5 different kinds :-)

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Feb 15, 2013
 
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>Never read the Flood Story, eh ?

<face palm>
Lol.

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Juicylu wrote:
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God can :-)
Interesting.

Yet he just can't tell what number I wrote down.

I don't think that your deity is capable of doing anything.

After all, I've actually read the book.

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Feb 15, 2013
 
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>Think about it though. God created all humans correct? Now God took one chosen group and gave them an ethical system known as the Ten Commandments. Next he gave them the right too take the land of milk and honey from the inhabitants. Those inhabitants did not have any set of rules. Now the only thing the God required was to be worshiped and obeyed. The inhabitants were given no such chance. Is this fair?
Everyone was given countless chances before Moses intervened for us. Then everyone was given countless chances until God made the Israelites His chosen people, due to his love for and promise to Abraham. Some think another way to look at it is that the Hebrews chose God. Now, since Jesus, everyone has a chance again. The last chance. Over and over people have chosen themselves and evil over God. Will we ever learn? Maybe, more and more people are finding God in some way, everyday.

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Feb 15, 2013
 
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>Yup. Along with other adaptations(reconstructive) of beliefs or combinations. Remember the orders of Constantine to those ordered to Nicaea with their writings to be bound in leather...and what was told to Eusebius about all those texts(which all of the thousands were unsatisfactory).
You're missing the point.

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