“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442497 Feb 7, 2013
#4
An atheist teacher was teaching her students about whales. She explained to them that a whale cannot swallow a human. Little Johnny said "That's not true. Jonah was swallowed by a whale."
So the atheist teacher told Little Johnny "No he was not, its physically impossible for a whale to swallow a whole human being."
Johnny shrugged and said "Well when i get to Heaven, I'll ask him."
The teacher then asked "What if he's in Hell?"
Little Johhny simply replied " well then I guess you'll ask him."

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442499 Feb 7, 2013
Tailer wrote:
Give sin city another BJ God!!!
pitiful post...

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442500 Feb 7, 2013
Christians are dominating the thread!!!!! YEA US

WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE AND HE IS GRRREEAAAAT!!!!

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442501 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Christians are dominating the thread!!!!! YEA US
WE HAVE JESUS ON OUR SIDE AND HE IS GRRREEAAAAT!!!!
Well if no one want's to play, I will just bring all my friends here! yay, and we already have a clown!...

ps. I am coming back with my 'New Avatar!' Lol

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442502 Feb 7, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Well if no one want's to play, I will just bring all my friends here! yay, and we already have a clown!...
ps. I am coming back with my 'New Avatar!' Lol
Yall come on back now ya hear....

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442503 Feb 7, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Christian fantasy.
Bro. Clownie is just like God ... the same today, as He was yesterday, and will be tomorrow ... a fan of the Premiere, Supreme, Numero Uno King,of Kings....

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442504 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Bro. Clownie is just like God ... the same today, as He was yesterday, and will be tomorrow ... a fan of the Premiere, Supreme, Numero Uno King,of Kings....
Amen to that! Lol

What world problem can we solve today?

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442505 Feb 7, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Well if no one want's to play, I will just bring all my friends here! yay, and we already have a clown!...
ps. I am coming back with my 'New Avatar!' Lol
All the chumps, must be a secret meeting on how to deal with Clownie!!!!
I know X is at his HOT GRITS STAND. there a few flipping burgers at Burger King's.. Kaitlin is cleaning $#It off the floor down at the vets. G_O_D has his paper route the boy is very slow at throwing his papers!! he gets confused & constipated..

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442506 Feb 7, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Amen to that! Lol
What world problem can we solve today?
Well my problem is Im hungry!!!! I believe I will run down to X's HOT GRITS STAND and get me a mess of grits YUM YUM .... I will return

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442507 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>All the chumps, must be a secret meeting on how to deal with Clownie!!!!
I know X is at his HOT GRITS STAND. there a few flipping burgers at Burger King's.. Kaitlin is cleaning $#It off the floor down at the vets. G_O_D has his paper route the boy is very slow at throwing his papers!! he gets confused & constipated..
I thought G_O_D_ was a woman... I'm serious... oops. Please inform X, that I am just a playful kitten. I realize he is over 70 something, and could be my great grandpa. I am attracted to intelligence, and find him rather intriguing. Nothing more, nothing less.
Also, the fact that I am (Bible Thumping/ Christian) shouldn't make a difference. I don't care what anyone believes, or lack there of, that's their choice.
I'm here to have fun with different perspectives. I truly like everyone... Your all welcome to come to my house in So.Cal. for coffee, anytime...well, I would have to check some references.. Lol

I love life, and live it to it's fullest. I'm probably the happiest person I know! My friends refer to me as the 'energizer bunny'.
If there is a God,... great, and if there is no God,... I guess we won't find out until were dead. Lol :) GWA

Funny, my post #'s were 6665... bwahahahahaha

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442508 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Well my problem is Im hungry!!!! I believe I will run down to X's HOT GRITS STAND and get me a mess of grits YUM YUM .... I will return
You can come to my house for breakfast anytime...:)
ps. I can come pick you up in my Bonanza! Texas?

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442509 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
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G_O_D has his paper route the boy is very slow at throwing his papers!! he gets confused & constipated..
For G_O_D_'S_ constipation... Tell him/her to eat 3 cups of organic raw 'Spinach' a day, instead of lettuce for a salad.
Or, you can stir fry 'Spinach' with organic coconut oil, and fresh garlic cloves. Add a pinch of kosher salt to taste. Yum! That should do the trick!

ps. I'm at the age where I think I know everything, just ask... Lolllllllllll

“The eye has it...”

Since: May 09

Russell's Teapot

#442510 Feb 7, 2013
How many Christians does it take to put in a light bulb?





















NONE BECAUSE SCIENCE IS OF THE DEVIL!


REPENT!



REPENT!!!

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442511 Feb 7, 2013
scaritual wrote:
How many Christians does it take to put in a light bulb?
NONE BECAUSE SCIENCE IS OF THE DEVIL!
REPENT!
REPENT!!!
Yay jokes! U funny, i like u... Lol

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#442512 Feb 7, 2013
To err is human.
To ARRR is pirate.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442513 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Well my problem is Im hungry!!!! I believe I will run down to X's HOT GRITS STAND and get me a mess of grits YUM YUM .... I will return
I brought my 'posse' with me in my 'Avavtar' haha...

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#442514 Feb 7, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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Never! Lol...
Well, I guess I can't win them all.

“Call me Walter”

Since: Nov 10

Dyersburg, TN

#442515 Feb 7, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Aye, ye be a lawyer matey?
Hello doll

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#442516 Feb 7, 2013
For all of you who asked where you could make a donation for DoC, please e-mail or t-mail me and I'll give you the information. Since it has personal info, I will not post it here.

“Live Love Laugh”

Since: Aug 07

Rings of Saturn Emporium

#442517 Feb 7, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Well my problem is Im hungry!!!! I believe I will run down to X's HOT GRITS STAND and get me a mess of grits YUM YUM .... I will return
Or, you could get a homemade biscuit and sausage gravy at Water_Nymph's Biscuit House. For you, the price will only be $10.99.

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