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Two nuns are driving at night in a swamp. A vampire fly's out of a shadowy stand of moss-covered trees and lands menacingly on the hood of their car. The nun who's driving says to the other nun, "Quick! Sister! Show him your cross!"

The second nun leans out of the window, grabs the vampire and screams, "GET THE FオCK OFF THE G0DD@MN CAR!!!"

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Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Empty veiled threats of Christianity.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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mine was a reply to a guy who said i was just a pawn.
why didn't you consider his a threat, oh brilliant and objective one?;)
Because it wasn't a threat, dumbass. You don't even know what the word means, do you? Is this your Sunday school "education" showing?

Jesus godfuckingdamned christ, you are one stupid sack of...

G_O_D says I should quit being so vulgar. But with posts such as yours, aaasssuuup, I can't help it. But bearing it in mind...

Waaasssuuup, you are one stupid pile of donkey doo doo.

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#442183
Feb 5, 2013
 
waaasssuuup wrote:
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sure - you were made as a seed in the image of God. so why do you choose to rebel against Him and be a bad seed like the devil/dork?
Keep your goddamn christian lies to yourself.

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T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>why in the hell do you not practice what you preach??? ye ole demon
Oh god, the irony.....

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#442185
Feb 5, 2013
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>The preceding is another in a long line of ignorant, lame brain posts by the brainless twit,
"your dumb." "pickel licker." "your gay." "YO-BOO!" "i'm huge down there!"

Did I miss any?

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#442186
Feb 5, 2013
 
G_O_D wrote:
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You must do a lot of drugs.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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here's the list of meds that i take: 0!
Let's see the list of drugs that you used to do.

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#442188
Feb 5, 2013
 
waaasssuuup wrote:
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God is able to keep it all straight, mr W, and He knows those that are His.
why don't you concern yourself with what you can control and leave God with what He does?:)
A god of paper and ink isn't much of a god, is it?

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#442190
Feb 5, 2013
 
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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.....G_O_D says I should quit being so vulgar....
It was just a suggestion but I see your point.

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#442191
Feb 5, 2013
 
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
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Yer hav'n another one o' them plektoleptic fits ag'n wuspup. Ther aint no "they's" here atall.
Yep! I done got me fooey shot. That's why yer scairborn stuff don't 'fect me like it done you.
All yer touchy feely curse stuff is invenereal now...I been demuned!
waaasssuuup wrote:
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in other words - you got a flu shot cuz 'they said' you should and you were scared.
Speaking only for myself, I get a flu shot because I don't want to catch the flu. As that "detestable atheist" Benjamin Franklin once said, "An ounce of prevention is worth a pound of cure."

But that's "antichrist," so you don't believe that, do you?

Jesus godfuckingdamned christ, you are stupid.

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#442192
Feb 5, 2013
 
G_O_D wrote:
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I said 'supernatural beings'.
Christians don't understand what the word 'god' means.
Yes, yes, lump me and say I don't know what the word 'god' means. satan is not god anymore than Elvis was, no matter how many people idolise them.

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#442194
Feb 5, 2013
 
Mylan wrote:
<quoted text>Thank you, slave.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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oouuuch! i'll concede that i'm a slave to my new, born-again nature
You mean, your delusions of godhood.

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#442195
Feb 5, 2013
 
Chess Jurist wrote:
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Not according to BibleJesus. According to him, it was a suicide.
"No one takes [my life] from me, but I lay it down of my own accord."
But if you wanna call BibleJesus a liar....
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How'd that work out for him?
waaasssuuup wrote:
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how about that we agree to disagree that i'm a child of God by faith in Christ
You're not; you're a child of hate and delusions of godhood.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> and that you're a child of the devil by the lack thereof?:)
I thought you said you were going to stop hating people.

You love to spew hate, don't you?

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#442196
Feb 5, 2013
 
G_O_D wrote:
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The theif was a theif. It has nothing to do with Satan.
If the Romans didn't kill Jesus he would have choked to death on all the words Christians shove in his mouth.
If Jesus believed Satan was a real supernatural being (AKA deity, god) then he was a very sinful Jew.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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actually Jesus interpreted the parable Himself and called the thief satan.
BOOYA!!!
You are pretending that your myth is real; it isn't. It's a **myth.**

BOOYA yourself, pendejo.

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#442197
Feb 5, 2013
 
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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No; because "friends" don't lie to their other "friends."
waaasssuuup wrote:
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:-(
I guess that frown you posted in response to my post means you *want* to lie to me. What's next--are you going to tell me, "Of course I can lie to you; jesus tells me I can! I'm forgiven!"

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#442199
Feb 5, 2013
 
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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According to Pope Gregory--someone you say is a catholic atheist and antichrist. I'm shocked that you are in agreement with an antichrist catholic pope. I guess you'll kiss *anyone's* ass, as long as they tell you what you want to hear.
The Pope's "lord" is not *your* "lord," remember? He's antichrist. You said so.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you sound like a lil imature brat
How? By posting the truth??
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> and since you keep refusing my friendship......
Is that what you tell the children before you molest them? You aren't dealing with a child now, you ratshit.

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Feb 5, 2013
 
Juicylu wrote:
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One True God
Zeus? Cernunnos?

Allah?

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T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're no christian
What, he isn't hateful enough for you?

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Feb 5, 2013
 
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Is that like you pulling your nose out of Annie's @ss?
what a brown nose you are
I just love christian talk.

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Feb 5, 2013
 
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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You are a pawn.
You don't need to explain your threats to me. I understand your need to make threats.
I'm just glad other folks get to see it.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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if you threaten me with eternal extinction,
Can you show us where he did that? Because I sure as hell didn't see it.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text> i'll threaten you with a lake of fire;)
Empty threat. Grow up.

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Feb 5, 2013
 
Chess Jurist wrote:
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No thanks.
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you go ahead and hate
Show us where he demonstrated any hate.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>then and i'll just keep say'n Jesus loves you!
What did I tell you about lying?

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