“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442102 Feb 5, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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So, believers can't joke around?
Yes we can.:) Aren't we supposed to live by example?

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#442103 Feb 5, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I think she called everyone over 30...old! ooouch!!!
No silly, that would be over 40... By the way, I'm joking...:) Lol

Age is in the mind...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442104 Feb 5, 2013
Claire Voyager wrote:
<quoted text>It's like Chinese food. One from column A and one from column B and an hour later you're still hungry for knowledge.
Yup.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#442105 Feb 5, 2013
I saw this on another thread, and thought it was funny...(caution, one bad word, Lol)

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh--?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
:)

Since: Aug 11

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#442106 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're dumb
U R stupid.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442107 Feb 5, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>Authorized
Which authorized version, 17th or 19th century?

Since: Aug 11

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#442108 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're no christian
Neither R U.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442109 Feb 5, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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LMWO = Laugh my wings off... I like Fred Mertz.. Lol
Annie looks like Ethel Mertz

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442110 Feb 5, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
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U R stupid.
The preceding post is from a (LMAO!!!) loser atheist fan who would give his left nut (if s/he had one) to be an Clownie look alike. See you pulled your nose out of Chess's @ss long enough to post. Truth is, it wasn't worth your time ... so, you have Coach Clownie's permission to proceed with your hemorrhoid impersonation...

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442111 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Annie looks like Ethel Mertz
Are they married? You don't have to answer,(just nod)I realize this is a personal area...

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442112 Feb 5, 2013
Wonder where Janitor, disappeared to? Oh yeah the library just closed... see in the morning

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#442113 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Annie looks like Ethel Mertz
I know this is off topic, but did you know that Fred and Ethel Mertz loathed each other on and off the set? Fact

It was interesting to watch their interactions after I was made privy to this information...:)

“let's do this thang!”

Since: Aug 10

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#442114 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied,'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started
Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said,'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied,'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
LOL - what would we do here without you bro? you're the real-deal, the whole package....etc:)

“let's do this thang!”

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#442115 Feb 5, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Again, you don't need to explain your threats to me.
i love (the idea of) you dude, and only wish the best for you!

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442116 Feb 5, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you go ahead and hate then and i'll just keep say'n Jesus loves you!
I don't hate anyone.

And Jesus doesn't love anyone; he's dead, goofy.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

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#442117 Feb 5, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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Your still my favorite brilliant X to discuss with, even if you are 31...:)
*blush* Thanks for being here.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442118 Feb 5, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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no can do! i guess y'all need to go back to the 'final solution' drawing board! maybe our president will make it so no one can form a militia with weapons to fight against y'all if you begin gassing christians and conservatives who just can't seem to hate God like y'all!
constitution be damned!- after all a mental case DID shoot up an elementary school! that's gotta be enough for you 'they sayers' to panic and surrender your rights!
Christian persecution fantasy.

“H-o-o-o-o-o-o-ld on thar!”

Since: Sep 08

The Borderland of Sol

#442119 Feb 5, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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It's a Brave New World
Or, we're Michael York's Peter Ustinov.(Beware: obscure reference)
Logan.

God, that was awful.

“Selected Marksman”

Since: Aug 08

Northern Virginia

#442120 Feb 5, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Never before has the watering down been more extreme. Breaking the Catholic monopoly was the first step and they've been skewing ever since.
This is a good thing. They can no longer muster a majority.
And..thanks to Dispensationalism, if someone does begin to unite the religion, he will be deemed the Anti-Christ and the watering down will continue.
The slow painful death of a religion.
Welcome back my friends to the show that never ends.
We're so glad you could attend, come inside, come inside.
I"m saving this one...excellent...well said.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

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#442121 Feb 5, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
I saw this on another thread, and thought it was funny...(caution, one bad word, Lol)
An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."
The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"
"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.
"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"
The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh--?"
And then she went back to reading her book.
:)
Ah, making fun of other people through jokes time. I wanna play.

Little Johnny and his parents were all atheists. Johnny's first grade teacher was a Christian.

One day the teacher asked the class, "who believes in God?"

Everyone but little Johnny raised their hand.

The teacher scowled and looked sternly at little Johnny, and asked him, in front of the class, why he didn't believe in God.

Johnny said, "well my mother is an atheist, my father is an atheist, and I'm an atheist too.

The teacher grinned and said, "if your father was an idiot and your mother was an idiot, what would you be then?

Little Johnny thought for a moment and then said,

"Well, then I suppose I would be a Christian."

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