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#442097 Feb 5, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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LOL After reading Janitor's post I thought about all those fences that they put up to herd cattle on to trucks...then take them to slaughter.
We must have envisioned the same scene!
Does that mean are both prophets, seers or just have a warped sense of humor??? LOL
Maybe Janitor is a great communicator. Fences, meh.

"Do not try and bend the spoon. That's impossible. Instead... only try to realize the truth.

"There is no spoon.

"Then you'll see, that it is not the spoon that bends, it is only yourself."

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

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#442098 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Mercy yes!!! have you ever seen Fred Mertz???? they would pass for twins...
LMWO = Laugh my wings off... I like Fred Mertz.. Lol

“Cleaning Up Christianity ”

Since: Jan 13

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#442099 Feb 5, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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So, believers can't joke around?
Not about Christ. You noticed no one does that in the Bible. Just in this age churches and disrespectful "Christians" that changed all the rules and removed honoring of God in the manner He requests. If someone wants to play a misguided clown, they should do it without taking God down with them. Reverence, humility, and honor is not to just be associated with God in a Holy place. It is to be done to Him anywhere we bring Him into a conversation as a upholder of His Word. This is stated repeatedly throughout both the Old and New Testament.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

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#442100 Feb 5, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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if you threaten me with eternal extinction, i'll threaten you with a lake of fire;)
Again, you don't need to explain your threats to me.

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#442101 Feb 5, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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X is over 30
Your still my favorite brilliant X to discuss with, even if you are 31...:)

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#442102 Feb 5, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
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So, believers can't joke around?
Yes we can.:) Aren't we supposed to live by example?

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#442103 Feb 5, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
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I think she called everyone over 30...old! ooouch!!!
No silly, that would be over 40... By the way, I'm joking...:) Lol

Age is in the mind...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442104 Feb 5, 2013
Claire Voyager wrote:
<quoted text>It's like Chinese food. One from column A and one from column B and an hour later you're still hungry for knowledge.
Yup.

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#442105 Feb 5, 2013
I saw this on another thread, and thought it was funny...(caution, one bad word, Lol)

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh--?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
:)

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#442106 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're dumb
U R stupid.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442107 Feb 5, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>Authorized
Which authorized version, 17th or 19th century?

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#442108 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>you're no christian
Neither R U.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#442109 Feb 5, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
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LMWO = Laugh my wings off... I like Fred Mertz.. Lol
Annie looks like Ethel Mertz

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

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#442110 Feb 5, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
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U R stupid.
The preceding post is from a (LMAO!!!) loser atheist fan who would give his left nut (if s/he had one) to be an Clownie look alike. See you pulled your nose out of Chess's @ss long enough to post. Truth is, it wasn't worth your time ... so, you have Coach Clownie's permission to proceed with your hemorrhoid impersonation...

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#442111 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Annie looks like Ethel Mertz
Are they married? You don't have to answer,(just nod)I realize this is a personal area...

“YO BOO”

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#442112 Feb 5, 2013
Wonder where Janitor, disappeared to? Oh yeah the library just closed... see in the morning

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#442113 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Annie looks like Ethel Mertz
I know this is off topic, but did you know that Fred and Ethel Mertz loathed each other on and off the set? Fact

It was interesting to watch their interactions after I was made privy to this information...:)

“let's do this thang!”

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#442114 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
Grandma's boyfriend
A 5-year-old boy went to visit his grandmother one day.
Playing with his toys in her bedroom while grandma was dusting, he looked up and said,
'Grandma, how come you don't have a boyfriend now that Grandpa went to heaven?'
Grandma replied,'Honey, my TV is my boyfriend.
I can sit in my bedroom and watch it all day long.
The religious programs make me feel good and the comedies make me laugh
... I'm happy with my TV as my boyfriend.'
Grandma turned on the TV, and the reception was terrible.
She started
Adjusting the knobs, trying to get the picture in focus.
Frustrated, she started hitting the backside of the TV hoping to fix the problem.
The little boy heard the doorbell ring, so he hurried to open the door and there stood Grandma's minister.
The minister said,'Hello son, is your Grandma home?'
The little boy replied,'Yeah, she's in the bedroom bangin' her boyfriend.'
The minister fainted.
LOL - what would we do here without you bro? you're the real-deal, the whole package....etc:)

“let's do this thang!”

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#442115 Feb 5, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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Again, you don't need to explain your threats to me.
i love (the idea of) you dude, and only wish the best for you!

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#442116 Feb 5, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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you go ahead and hate then and i'll just keep say'n Jesus loves you!
I don't hate anyone.

And Jesus doesn't love anyone; he's dead, goofy.

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