Why I’m no longer a Christian

[Black Thunder 42]

Gut Stomper wrote:

Another phoney!
STOMP,

Stop eat'n all them beans. Ya won't all them "phoey's"!

[Xcntrik InVidor]

Mr Wiggley wrote:

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And somehow he was able to become a religious leader.
Go figure...

By sleeping with the previous leader of tthe group.

[Black Thunder 42]

Gut Stomper wrote:

Welcome to the Topix fantasy life. Be all that you can be... And then some!
I'm a college professor WHO CAN'T SPELL!
I have a terminal illness, BUT I NEVER GET WORSE!
I wrote a book, IT JUST WASN'T PUBLISHED!
I'm the world's best sniper, BUT I GOT ZERO KILLS!
I'm a Wordsmith, BUT I COULDN'T MASTER ANAPESTIC TETRAMETER!
I'm a select marksman OF PLAYING CARDS!
I'm a Strega witch WITH A MAGIC INVISIBLE WONDER DOG!
I'm bugle playing black man WHO IS A BUGLE PLAYING BLACK MAN!
Who else?
STOMP!

An yer the "head" nurse. We can tell---yer the one with the dirty knees.

STOMP!

[Knowledge]

Gut Stomper wrote:

Welcome to the Topix fantasy life. Be all that you can be... And then some!
I'm a college professor WHO CAN'T SPELL!
I have a terminal illness, BUT I NEVER GET WORSE!
I wrote a book, IT JUST WASN'T PUBLISHED!
I'm the world's best sniper, BUT I GOT ZERO KILLS!
I'm a Wordsmith, BUT I COULDN'T MASTER ANAPESTIC TETRAMETER!
I'm a select marksman OF PLAYING CARDS!
I'm a Strega witch WITH A MAGIC INVISIBLE WONDER DOG!
I'm bugle playing black man WHO IS A BUGLE PLAYING BLACK MAN!
Who else?
STOMP!

Wow....you are very assertive...? LOL I have been gone for few months and you have made me have a very good laugh. Thanks I needed that.LOL I wonder what you will analyze me as...I need no remarks from the ones who loathes me....LOL ;)

[Knowledge]

Black Thunder 42 wrote:

<quoted text> Stop eat'n all them beans. Ya won't all them "phoey's"!

You guys gotta stop, you are making me hurt from laughter! LOL

[Xcntrik InVidor]

Janitor Of The LORD wrote:

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Would you like to talk about Moses? He had a horrible speech impediment and stuttered, yet was the spokesman for his people and for God with the help of his brother Aaron.
What about Paul? He had a physical ailment that he asked God to take away several times. Some believed it to be his eyesight.

Moses is a mythical character in a book and Paul was probably struggling with his homosexuality.

Have you been listening to preachers again?

[Knowledge]

Gut Stomper wrote:

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Fisting?
STOMP!
(Say "Hello" to Marlowe for me!)

Ugh....that's just sick. You were funny.

[Black Thunder 42]

Gut Stomper wrote:

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Fisting?
STOMP!
(Say "Hello" to Marlowe for me!)

Yer message ain't too clear. Try not ta talk through the spandex from now on.

[p-o-p quiz]

Gut Stomper wrote:

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And you became the pathetic, lonely nobody who discusses trivial events in obscure, back-water chat rooms.
Go fig... I mean, no mystery there.
STOMP!

You must have a good air boat because you manage to find this back-water chat room.....every day.

Thanks for keeping up!

[G_O_D]

Senecus wrote:

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Unfortunately that's where it begins and ends for many, with a few Chick tracts/comics thrown in the mix for good measure. Oh, and maybe a Dakes(yikes).
Grieves me...

In all honesty, if the majority of Christians were like you the worst people would be saying is "I don't believe in their religion but they are some fine people." and at best, "I want to be like them."

Sadly, that has not been the case in at least 1000 years.

[Kaitlin the Wolf Witch]

Gut Stomper wrote:

I know you are big on the transgender shit, but which way the fcuk are you heading?
Just sayin'!
STOMP!

Says the kraut who sucks dick in the men's room of the Münich Cabaret. You remind me of that Dire Straits song "Les Boys":

"GS does Cabaret
GS is glad to be gay
He's not afraid now
Disco bar in Germany
GS is glad to be
upon parade now.

GS got leather straps
GS got SS caps
But he's got no gun
Get dressed up get a little risque
Got to do a little S & M these days
It's all in fun now

GS come on again
for the high class whores and the businessmen
who drive in their mercedes benz
to a disco bar in old München

He gets the jokes that the d.j. makes
he gets nervous and he makes mistakes
he's bad for business
some tourist take a photograph
GS don't get one laugh
he says they're useless

Late at night when they've gone away
GS dreams of Jean Genet
Highy heel shoes and a black beret
and the posters on the wall that say
GS does cabaret
GS is glad to be gay..."

[Kaitlin the Wolf Witch]

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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You were gone?

Knowledge wrote:

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Attitude already...LOL Seems that some things never change....

Just being honest. As a christian, I guess you are not familiar with the idea of honesty.

How long were you gone?

[Knowledge]

G_O_D wrote:

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You have never been, nor are you now, a beiever in anything but yourself. Your God is yourself, nothing more. You prove that with every post you make.

You certainly haven't changed much... But, who else would make a comment as you just did? Your teachings of being a Taoist priest and having a wiccan witch as a wife....well there's your answer. Your education has served you well. You still think your god, and are trying to take others down your path, to nowhere, except hell, if you don't change your ways, my friend...I pray you do.

[Black Thunder 42]

Knowledge wrote:

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Wow....you are very assertive...? LOL I have been gone for few months and you have made me have a very good laugh. Thanks I needed that.LOL I wonder what you will analyze me as...I need no remarks from the ones who loathes me....LOL ;)

Oh ...you'll git yer's too sis.
No one go's unscathed by the scabbard o' crab lice rangoon!
We katched this carp a while ago...skinned it, descaled it , throwed away the carcass...et the board, an it still comes back ta life!
Makes the Homey the Clown look like Stephen Hawking.
LOL!

[G_O_D]

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:

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Ouch!
Did she ever scream in sign language?

Off topic but if you get a chance to see "Children of Lesser God" in the theater with a mostly deaf cast, get a front seat.

Yes, the deaf can "scream".

Only play that ever made me cry.

[G_O_D]

Senecus wrote:

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Maybe someone should just give Polly a cracker and send him home;)

We tried.... even put peanut butter on the cracker.

[Black Thunder 42]

p-o-p quiz wrote:

<quoted text>You must have a good air boat because you manage to find this back-water chat room.....every day.
Thanks for keeping up!

Alligators don't need no airboats.

[Kaitlin the Wolf Witch]

Mylan wrote:

<quoted text>Because a religion like that would be self-defeating. There is no such thing as a honest religion. They are all built on half-truths and fear.

Not all of them; just the abrahamic ones. There is no fear in Daoism, Buddhism, Shintoism, Wicca, Druidism, or any other Pagan religion that I know of. In my own tradition, it's believed that Aradia of the Strega claimed that the Goddess Diana told her, "All acts of love and compassion are my rituals."

Now, I do not believe for one instant that any deity actually said this to Aradia; she very easily could have made the whole thing up. But still, it is a great foundation for a religion.

[Xcntrik InVidor]

Knowledge wrote:

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You certainly haven't changed much... But, who else would make a comment as you just did? Your teachings of being a Taoist priest and having a wiccan witch as a wife....well there's your answer. Your education has served you well. You still think your god, and are trying to take others down your path, to nowhere, except hell, if you don't change your ways, my friend...I pray you do.

Projection

[Black Thunder 42]

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:

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Says the kraut who sucks dick in the men's room of the Münich Cabaret. You remind me of that Dire Straits song "Les Boys":
"GS does Cabaret
GS is glad to be gay
He's not afraid now
Disco bar in Germany
GS is glad to be
upon parade now.
GS got leather straps
GS got SS caps
But he's got no gun
Get dressed up get a little risque
Got to do a little S & M these days
It's all in fun now
GS come on again
for the high class whores and the businessmen
who drive in their mercedes benz
to a disco bar in old München
He gets the jokes that the d.j. makes
he gets nervous and he makes mistakes
he's bad for business
some tourist take a photograph
GS don't get one laugh
he says they're useless
Late at night when they've gone away
GS dreams of Jean Genet
Highy heel shoes and a black beret
and the posters on the wall that say
GS does cabaret
GS is glad to be gay..."

Porter ain't really in Germany. They would'a deportered the fool a long time ago!