Why I’m no longer a Christian

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#442158 Feb 5, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
I saw this on another thread, and thought it was funny...(caution, one bad word, Lol)

An atheist was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the atheist. "How about why there is no God, or no Heaven or Hell, or no life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The atheist, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh--?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
:)
Lol

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#442159 Feb 5, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
<quoted text>Ah, making fun of other people through jokes time. I wanna play.

Little Johnny and his parents were all atheists. Johnny's first grade teacher was a Christian.

One day the teacher asked the class, "who believes in God?"

Everyone but little Johnny raised their hand.

The teacher scowled and looked sternly at little Johnny, and asked him, in front of the class, why he didn't believe in God.

Johnny said, "well my mother is an atheist, my father is an atheist, and I'm an atheist too.

The teacher grinned and said, "if your father was an idiot and your mother was an idiot, what would you be then?

Little Johnny thought for a moment and then said,

"Well, then I suppose I would be a Christian."
Lol

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#442160 Feb 5, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text>No.
Ther ain't gonna be no jok'n in heaven neither. Ever see yer god joke? NOPE! That's left fer us "haughty" folks who owns firesuits.
If God didn't have a sense of humour he would not have made funny people.

Since: Dec 12

Yes, I'm an Atheist.

#442161 Feb 5, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>The other 'supernatural beings' you believe in are real but not "True" ?
Not gods.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442162 Feb 5, 2013
An minister was seated next to a little girl on an airplane and he turned to her and said, "Do you want to talk? Flights go quicker if you strike up a conversation with your fellow passenger."

The little girl, who had just started to read her book, replied to the total stranger, "What would you want to talk about?"

"Oh, I don't know," said the minister. "How about God, or Heaven or Hell, or life after death?" as he smiled smugly.

"Okay," she said. "Those could be interesting topics but let me ask you a question first. A horse, a cow, and a deer all eat the same stuff - grass.
Yet a deer excretes little pellets, while a cow turns out a flat patty, but a horse produces clumps. Why do you suppose that is?"

The minister, visibly surprised by the little girl's intelligence, thinks about it and says, "Hmmm, I have no idea." To which the little girl replies, "Do you really feel qualified to discuss God, Heaven and Hell, or life after death, when you don't know sh--?"

And then she went back to reading her book.
:)

^^^^The orignal version^^^

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442163 Feb 5, 2013
A Preist ask a little girl, "What do you woan to be when you grow up ?"

The little girl replies, "A prostitute."

The Preist, visibly shaken, asks, "What did you say ?"

"A prostitute.", says the girl.

"Thank God", says the Preist, "I thought you said Protestant."

Since: Aug 11

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#442164 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>The preceding post is from a (LMAO!!!) loser atheist fan who would give his left nut (if s/he had one) to be an Clownie look alike. See you pulled your nose out of Chess's @ss long enough to post. Truth is, it wasn't worth your time ... so, you have Coach Clownie's permission to proceed with your hemorrhoid impersonation...
wtf?

Is this supposed to make any sense?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#442165 Feb 5, 2013
socci wrote:
<quoted text>
Yes your POPE in Rome..
www.who-is-the-antichrist.org
This has long been known. Of course, you have bigger problems.
I'm not catholic.

You are clueless.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#442166 Feb 5, 2013
Chess Jurist wrote:
<quoted text>
Which king James Version?
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>Authorized
Authorized by whom?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#442167 Feb 5, 2013
duststorm wrote:
<quoted text>
Your objections are about the mechanics of how to tell a person he is lost and heading for the flames of hellfire for all eternity. There will be no escape from that perpetual unimaginable torture.
What does your god have to gain by having someone tortured for all eternity? Care to explain? So far, no one christian has been able.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442168 Feb 5, 2013
macumazahn wrote:
<quoted text>Well, apart from THAT, of course.
I generally despise movies that take such liberties with the book.
Even if it's a mediocre book.
Agreed!

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#442169 Feb 5, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
If God didn't have a sense of humour he would not have made funny people.
Maybe just maybe...this will answer the question...

What Is The Deal With Lightning Bugs?

I mean, here is this rather ordinary looking flying insect, but wait ... it has a glow-in-the-dark rear end!

What was God thinking?

I'm sure science has all kinds of explanations about how this fluorescent fanny is useful for mating and other stuff,but why did God choose to make the lightning bug glow?

I wonder if when God was creating all the animals and everything around us, he came up with the idea of thelightning bug and said, "The kids are gonna love this."

We know that God loves us enough to create all the things we need to survive, but does God loves us so much Hecreated some things just to make us smile?

Just seeing lightning bugs takes me back to those warm summer nights of my youth. I'd be running around the backyard with my empty Mason jar, racing toward the flashing lights all around me. I can still feel the joy and hear thelaughter echoing through my memories.

Lightning bugs were as much a part of summer as fireworks, fresh tomatoes, and big ice-cold slabs of juicy watermelon.(I also have a theory of why God created watermelon seeds the perfect size to spit, but that is anotherstory.)

God created so much diversity in this world, much more than is needed for mere survival. He made all of this forus, and He wants us to enjoy it. We can get so busy surrounding ourselves with man-made goods that we don'tnotice the living tapestry God has laid out all around us.

I guess lightning bugs do have a purpose after all. They are a reminder of a creative God who loves us so much, He'deven paint the rear end of a bug -- just to see us smile!

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442170 Feb 5, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
<quoted text>
...
I'll pass if your the example...
..
You weren't invited.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442172 Feb 5, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
If God didn't have a sense of humour he would not have made funny people.
Ferrets are God's clowns.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442173 Feb 5, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
<quoted text>
Not gods.
I said 'supernatural beings'.

Christians don't understand what the word 'god' means.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#442174 Feb 5, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
<quoted text>
wtf?
Is this supposed to make any sense?
Don't worry WW. It's clownie's witness for Jesus. He's tryin' to bring folks to God through his personal testimony.

Since: May 09

Location hidden

#442175 Feb 5, 2013
Two nuns are driving at night in a swamp. A vampire fly's out of a shadowy stand of moss-covered trees and lands menacingly on the hood of their car. The nun who's driving says to the other nun, "Quick! Sister! Show him your cross!"

The second nun leans out of the window, grabs the vampire and screams, "GET THE FµCK OFF THE G0DDAMN CAR!!!"

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#442176 Feb 5, 2013
Claire Voyager wrote:
<quoted text>There's the rub. It is impossible for you, with your regenerate mind and mortal coil, to ensure that you are really born again. To claim otherwise is to presume to know the mind of God, and as you have so ferverently stated previously, mere mortals can not know the mind of God. Thereby lies your quandary.
Crises brought about by drug and alcohol abuse and/or sexual misconduct (occurring primarily among adolescents and young adults) are responsible for the majority of false conversions in evangelical and charismatic Christianity. You have already discussed your previous substance abuse and your wanton, unfulfilled sexual desires are on rampant display right here. Sin is to become sinful. You have demonstrated that you have yet to attain such a conversion. You are a false prophet. A devil in idiot's clothing. A regenerate pervert. Burn, baby, burn.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
why wouldn't i share the mind of God if i'm in Christ???
Because you're not.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>"but you have the mind of Christ" bible quote
it's very evident that you're sharing your spiritual father's antichrist mind/heart....
You sound like a losing liberal trying to shut off all debate over *any* given issue by shouting "RACIST!!"

Now you are calling everyone who disagrees with you "antichrist." In other words, you are calling yourself christ.

Talk about delusional--or blasphemy.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#442177 Feb 5, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
<quoted text>
That's not up to me. What others believe is their choice. It definitely isn't my belief, and it isn't the belief of most Christians, the latter being of little importance as it represents indoctrination. I do not believe majority rules in spiritual matters. There are many accepted and common beliefs that are shared by the majority of Christians that continue to be tweaked as our society deems acceptable and common practices that were not subject to change according to the author God. The majority can and likely will be found incorrect on many Biblical, church, theological, and historical beliefs and doctrine. But by then it will be too late to realize.
What bothers me the most, especially on Topix, is that many non-believers associate all Christians by the posting of one or more that claim to be a Christian. That is why it is wise to consider how we may be associating our beliefs and behavior as a norm for other Christians, and cause undue harm. I certainly do not lump all non-believers together as if they represent the whole. We are all individuals and our chosen faith is just a part of this temporary life and how we live it.
Thanks for a well thought out reply. I concur.

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#442178 Feb 5, 2013
Claire Voyager wrote:
<quoted text>An argument from popularity is meaningless.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
EXACTLY!!!
I thought you might have been learning something for a second, and then you continued with...
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>antichrist mentality is actually the conventional wisdom of...
You just make this shit up as you go. No thought, just kneejerk christard reaction.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>"as it was in the days of noah...."
"Noah" is a myth. He and his little ark never existed. It is a buybull fairytale that you *want* to believe, because belief takes no effort at all, while learning facts takes work and effort.

You are an intellectual lazy ass.
waaasssuuup wrote:
<prove to me that you think i'm a false prophet by leaving me alone;)
Now you think you're a prophet??

ROFLMAO!!!

What does your buybull say in regards to "beware of false prophets?"

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