“Cleaning Up Christianity ”

Since: Jan 13

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#441833 Feb 4, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>get over yourself....
This isn't about me. It's about you making a mockery of God. Why do you think that's OK? What part of Christ's sacrifice on the cross for our sins do you find a laughing matter? That's kind of like putting dog poop on your angel food cake.

Clown: Synonyms
noun. buffoon - zany - jester - harlequin - fool

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#441834 Feb 4, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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not gonna happen!
what part of Jesus' parable desrcibing how the kingdom of heaven is like a field in which a thief (satan) came at night and sowed tares among the wheat don't you understand???
The part about how much he paid god fer the seeds...that part...see god made the seeds, so it has ta be where he got them bad ones from too.
Seems yer satan fella ain't noth'n but the delivery boy huh?
Bad god!

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#441835 Feb 4, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
<quoted text>
This isn't about me. It's about you making a mockery of God. Why do you think that's OK? What part of Christ's sacrifice on the cross for our sins do you find a laughing matter? That's kind of like putting dog poop on your angel food cake.
Clown: Synonyms
noun. buffoon - zany - jester - harlequin - fool
Lol. I'll never eat angel food cake again...

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441836 Feb 4, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
<quoted text>
This isn't about me. It's about you making a mockery of God. Why do you think that's OK? What part of Christ's sacrifice on the cross for our sins do you find a laughing matter? That's kind of like putting dog poop on your angel food cake.
Clown: Synonyms
noun. buffoon - zany - jester - harlequin - fool
The first synonym seems most apropos.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441837 Feb 4, 2013
Claire Voyager wrote:
<quoted text>Since the first balloon flights in the late 1700&#8242;s, which were actually reviled by Christians as blasphemous, we tend to forget that heaven was originally a physical place located in the skies above the Earth (and above Palestine in particular). Naturalistic study has revealed that this is false, so Christians have moved the goal posts of heaven into a kind of immaterial, spiritual realm where it can be safe from scientific prying. This strategy fails in light of the description in that very Bible Christians claim was inspired by an omniscient, curiously, an omniscient that had almost zero knowledge of the natural word it allegedly conjured up from nothing.
And God said, Let the waters bring forth abundantly the moving creature that hath life, and fowl that may fly above the earth in the open firmament of heaven.(Gen. 1:20)
Hmmm, tangible or spiritual. Even the Bible doesn't know. Too bad the science of flight forced the transformation of the interpretation. Of course, the gaps are shrinking at incredible rates, to the point that the supernatural will Snap, Crackle, and Pop away forever.
Nice.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441838 Feb 4, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
we'll see who's the pawn and who's the son. hope you have a good life!
What a hoot.

“Cleaning Up Christianity ”

Since: Jan 13

Topix Badlands

#441839 Feb 4, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
When I learned that there are now comic book style Bibles...sorry but I felt as if Christianity had hit an all time low.
IMO If the only way that you can get children to read the Bible is to write it in comic style...ya got a problem.
They have one for boys...one for girls and one for the teens. At that rate they will be adults before they pick up and read the "real" words.
Just my opinion though...
Strange...
I just love you said this. When I taught Sunday school to the younger groups some time back, the kits had drawn character scenes but they were nothing like comic books. They were quite serious and representative. I saw some online teaching material and it totally disgusted me. Turning Biblical characters into superhero's and using cool jargon to impress the kids. So far as to displaying fighting as "bap" and "pow" as in Batman. They may be drawing kids to their materials, but they certainly are not teaching them anything about the Bible or the Lord.

Kids are quite receptive and curious in this day just as in past times. We are not to compare apples with oranges. There is no relevance and just confuses the issue further. One of the kids favorite classes was to study a different Bible story each week and then make a craft that correlated. Most children are just fine with it that way that it was written. It's some adults that think they must lure them in by rewriting history.

“Cleaning Up Christianity ”

Since: Jan 13

Topix Badlands

#441840 Feb 4, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
<quoted text>
Lol. I'll never eat angel food cake again...
I would not recommend that topping. Even the dog turns away in disgust. Please don't let me stop your sweet treat. You must not exchange it for devil's food.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#441841 Feb 4, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
why don't you tell me what 'THEY SAY'? them's your gods so do what 'they say' or else you'll be cusred with their curses!
did you get your flu shot?'they say' it's gonna be a BAD one!;)
Yer hav'n another one o' them plektoleptic fits ag'n wuspup. Ther aint no "they's" here atall.
Yep! I done got me fooey shot. That's why yer scairborn stuff don't 'fect me like it done you.
All yer touchy feely curse stuff is invenereal now...I been demuned!
Knowledge

Enfield, IL

#441842 Feb 4, 2013
Black Thunder 42 wrote:
<quoted text> Hey! Pies in the face is pies in the face. I throw jist as many as you do...so there! Sometimes they don't taste so bad neither...an slipp'n 'round in the mess learns us better balance. LOL! Sometimes ya gotta jist ignore DS...he's on a flagpole y'know?
LOL :) Just glad you two were there when I was down...I have to tell you, I really thought the "christians" would have said something or at least warned me. I have really been disgusted with some of the things I have read, and I was a part of. All that was important to most Christians were only to argue, with someone else when someone was bashing all women and all the US citizens and vets....ect. They didn't say a word didn't change one thing except to bash each other. I suppose I should thank him for opening my eyes about a few things....not all Christians are not Christians,because they say they are, and many nonChristians are kinder than those who think they are better than others. I know most strangers don't want to get involved in anything, but I was always taught that Christians stick together, unless they are doing something unbiblical....I suppose we are never to old to learn... I am just glad you two were there for me, yours and GOD"S kindness was much appreciated...... I will never forget that...:)

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#441843 Feb 4, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
<quoted text>
huh? millions know what it is & have described it similarly for millenia's.....
Don't fret now...we'er work'n on a cure fer as we speaks.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441844 Feb 4, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Troll jibberish with zero substance! But that is to be expected from a big ole pumpkin head... LOL
Please learn to spell gibberish, fool.

“Cleaning Up Christianity ”

Since: Jan 13

Topix Badlands

#441845 Feb 4, 2013
AnnieJ wrote:
<quoted text>
I think that Gutty is ADD/HAD/DSF/FAS/MAD/GTN/QIP/an d a host of other letters. He can't help himself.
It's quite tell-tale when someone continues to make the emphasis of each post nothing but a childish word and no other substance. Apparently he thinks it is a meaningful word that shows some sort of power over those he posts to. It does anything but. Redundancy generally shows a lack of anything further to offer.

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441846 Feb 4, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>Yeah, more porn maybe! That's not a hemorrhoid you got, Chess, It's a gigantic dingleberry! LMAO!!!
Childishness from a Christian fool.

“ IT'S A CHOICE !!!”

Since: Jun 12

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#441847 Feb 4, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
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I would not recommend that topping. Even the dog turns away in disgust. Please don't let me stop your sweet treat. You must not exchange it for devil's food.


J, Thank you for your advice... I try and stay away from angry posters, and 'devils' food...
Nice to hear from you again! Love and hugs to you... <3 SL

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441848 Feb 4, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
<quoted text>
Which Bible were you reading? Catholics have included some that Protestants and Jews do not include. Some of the reasons are well known, others are speculation. The word bible comes from Greek and related to Christian writings of those times that eventually became the Bible. There does not appear to be as much of a religious significance made to title then, more as to its content.:)
I already told you, I was reading the Hebrew Bible.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#441849 Feb 4, 2013
Knowledge wrote:
<quoted text>
LOL :) Just glad you two were there when I was down...I have to tell you, I really thought the "christians" would have said something or at least warned me. I have really been disgusted with some of the things I have read, and I was a part of. All that was important to most Christians were only to argue, with someone else when someone was bashing all women and all the US citizens and vets....ect. They didn't say a word didn't change one thing except to bash each other. I suppose I should thank him for opening my eyes about a few things....not all Christians are not Christians,because they say they are, and many nonChristians are kinder than those who think they are better than others. I know most strangers don't want to get involved in anything, but I was always taught that Christians stick together, unless they are doing something unbiblical....I suppose we are never to old to learn... I am just glad you two were there for me, yours and GOD"S kindness was much appreciated...... I will never forget that...:)
Don't let that stop ya from throw'n some pies at me though. A guy's gotta git nourishment somehow y'know!
;)

Since: Dec 12

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#441850 Feb 4, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
"Oy Vey! My kid thinks he's God's gift to the world" - Mary
ROFL...

What did God say to Jesus? "I don't care if you are my son, drop that cross one more time, and you're out of the parade."

Since: Jul 08

Columbus, OH

#441851 Feb 4, 2013
waaasssuuup wrote:
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if you're not a slave, let's see if you can stop hating like your master does!
I detected no hate.

Maybe you're projecting.

“ Ah see's lanlubbers Cap'n BT!”

Since: Oct 10

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#441852 Feb 4, 2013
Snevaeh legna wrote:
<quoted text>
J, Thank you for your advice... I try and stay away from angry posters, and 'devils' food...
Nice to hear from you again! Love and hugs to you... <3 SL
I like the janitor too, fer what that's worth...an never mind the "name" o' the product(cakes)...look at the ingredients.

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