Why I’m no longer a Christian

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#441970 Feb 4, 2013
Mr Wiggley wrote:
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Only when you can show unity from within your religion and it's origins will you ever discover any credibility. The divisions and disagreements from within scream of corrupted sources of information (the bible).
Logic can only leave one to be very wary of association with any such teachings that have amassed 38,000+ variations of how to be "saved".
waaasssuuup wrote:
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not gonna happen!
what part of Jesus' parable desrcibing how the kingdom of heaven is like a field in which a thief (satan) came at night and sowed tares among the wheat don't you understand???
What makes you better than the other 38,000?

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#441973 Feb 4, 2013
G_O_D wrote:
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Just teasing.
I know. ;)
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text> Clownie seems to find you sexually repulsive for some reason.
I thinks it's because I'm not male.
G_O_D wrote:
<quoted text>I have no such aversion. I do realize you are unavailable.
Yep--Stephie keeps me pretty honest.

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#441974 Feb 4, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
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This isn't about me. It's about you making a mockery of God. Why do you think that's OK? What part of Christ's sacrifice on the cross for our sins do you find a laughing matter? That's kind of like putting dog poop on your angel food cake.
Clown: Synonyms
noun. buffoon - zany - jester - harlequin - fool
We are on topix!!!! Damn, looks like the great surgeon of Topix, Dr. Clownie, will have to be called on ... to once again surgically remove the Janitor's nose from the non believers @ss.in fact I don't think you would make a wart on a christians @ss... IMO if you don't like my post just skip over and spread your lies somewhere else....

BRO CLOWNIE

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#441975 Feb 4, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
...
There is no antichrist.
G_O_D wrote:
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Crap. Do I have to give back the magic hat and decoder ring ?
I wouldn't. If the whole professorship thing doesn't work out, you might get an "Antichrist" traveling gig with Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest and AC/DC, and scare the hell out of all the fundies. Get a bottle of olive oil and mix in some red food die, and spit blood all over the audience, and let it run down your chin and shirt front; it'll be a blast!

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#441976 Feb 4, 2013
Janitor Of The LORD wrote:
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This isn't about me. It's about you making a mockery of God. Why do you think that's OK? What part of Christ's sacrifice on the cross for our sins do you find a laughing matter? That's kind of like putting dog poop on your angel food cake.
Clown: Synonyms
noun. buffoon - zany - jester - harlequin - fool
Typical janitor duties often consist of:
Cleaning and restocking bathrooms Sinks
Toilets
Urinals
Floor cleaning, refinishing, and polishing (sweeping, mopping, scrubbing and buffing)
Clearing garbage bins
restocking restroom paper products and other supplies such as feminine products and air fresheners
Cleaning mirrors

Cleaning floors (mopping, sweeping, polishing)
Carpet cleaning (dry method, extraction, steam and bonnet)
Cleaning (vacuum) carpeting
Cleaning stainless steel and other special surfaces
Clearing lunch room/kitchen
Cleaning tables in cubicles, meeting rooms, etc...
Emptying trash and recycling bin
Unlocking and locking buildings at the beginning and end of the day
Stripping and waxing floors using Floor buffer
Cleaning air-conditioner vents
Crime scene cleaning (requires being fully certified)
Litter picking
Spot cleaning (typically spills - coffee for instance)
Sanitization
Room setups (college/schools, etc.)
Porterage (internal deliveries; movement of equipment or people in hospitals)

Janitors!!!!!! LMAO poop cleaner wipe them toilet seats ya hear

Kaitlin the Wolf Witch

“An Ye Harm None, Do As Ye Will”

Since: May 10

I Am A Religion-Free Zone

#441977 Feb 4, 2013
And now, for something completely different:

You've all heard about the Iranians excitedly jumping up and down and shooting monkeys into space as they brag about their space program, right? I heard on Fox News tonight that their Fearless Leader Mahmoud Ahmadinejad as graciously volunteered to be the first Iranian sent into space.

Good idea! I'll wave bye-bye to him as he rockets off into the stratosphere ("Adios, pendejo!"), and I'll even kick in a couple hundred bucks if it'll help get things moving along.

Anyway, I'm outta here.

Nytol!

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#441978 Feb 4, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
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I know. ;)
<quoted text>
I thinks it's because I'm not male.
<quoted text>
Yep--Stephie keeps me pretty honest.
I think I could make you scream ((((CLOWNIE))))) you take my breath away.... marry me you sixty min man...

Clownie The Gangster of love

“YO BOO”

Since: Sep 07

land of BOO

#441979 Feb 4, 2013
WasteWater wrote:
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Its True Clownie is the best.
thanks for being a fan WW

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#441980 Feb 4, 2013
Juicylu wrote:
satan only wishes he was a deity.
You polythiests crack me up.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#441981 Feb 4, 2013
Knowledge wrote:
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The reason I asked him that, on some of Dr. Shrinks posts to me he said he was an honest man...Old habits are hard to break.....LOL Didn't want to go there again.LOL He was probably on the up and up. I saw on one of your posts to some Christian, you talk to him often on the other site, you mentioned Yeshua not sure on the spelling but it was also called another name, that was similar that had been taken out of the King James Bible. I had heard that name, in a dream...like it was written. Not one person knew what it meant. I looked it up the moment I saw it on your post. It was the Messiah. Explains my dream now.......My church is small, man made doctrines don't exist in our church. It is in the country, out in the boonies. LOL I don't think I could handle the big fancy churches, the people are all like family, have been in my life since I have been a child. They have all grown old, I am the youngest , and well you know how old I am. LOL I don't have the heart to ever leave them, our preacher is in his late seventies, and has been my second dad. They all are like a second family to me....I have missed since I got hurt on the ice, now that I have put up my crutches have graduated to the cane....and my ramp has melted....soooooooo I am not going to be home bound for long! LOL I hope to throw the cane in 6-8 week. Believe me, I am going to throw it too! LOL That should be around spring, if I can work it out right! LOL
I am glad you are healing. As for beliefs. We can only believe what our own hearts tell us. Often that is in error but it is the best we can do. As long as we don't force it on others or use it to harm anyone I see no problem with that.

There is a lot of arguing on these threads but as long as it just that maybe it helps people get out their frustations without shedding blood or tears.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#441982 Feb 4, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
...
There is no antichrist.
<quoted text>
I wouldn't. If the whole professorship thing doesn't work out, you might get an "Antichrist" traveling gig with Ozzy Osbourne, Judas Priest and AC/DC, and scare the hell out of all the fundies. Get a bottle of olive oil and mix in some red food die, and spit blood all over the audience, and let it run down your chin and shirt front; it'll be a blast!
Already played that gig. Glad I didn't quit my day job. LOL
socci

Lawson, MO

#441983 Feb 4, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
NOT_G_O_D wrote:
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Actually we have massive amounts of archeological evidence, scientific research and historical documents to disprove most of Christianity's claims about the Bible.

Yet cant name even ONE outside the censored textbooks.

LOL - doesnt work on the internets.

Go ahead. This should be fun.
socci

Lawson, MO

#441984 Feb 4, 2013
Kaitlin the Wolf Witch wrote:
There is no antichrist.

Yes your POPE in Rome..

www.who-is-the-antichrist.org

This has long been known. Of course, you have bigger problems.

“xcntrik.wordpres s.com”

Since: Mar 07

Location hidden

#441985 Feb 4, 2013
socci wrote:
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Yes your POPE in Rome..
www.who-is-the-antichrist.org
This has long been known. Of course, you have bigger problems.
LOL *snort*

Christians is funny.

“"None shall pass"”

Since: Jul 11

There

#441986 Feb 4, 2013
Xcntrik InVidor wrote:
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LOL *snort*
Christians is funny.
Or terrifying. Like clowns, it depends on the individual. <smile>
Claire Voyage

UK

#441987 Feb 5, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
But, we all know who you are... Huh, Disambiguity, bigger baby jeebus, chess jurist, mike, anagramchronist, etc.
We? The best part about you? Nothing. But, if forced, no matter how stupid and wrong you are, you stay stupid and wrong. What is an angramchronist, moron? What is disambiguity? Those aren't even words. Why would Jeebus be a bigger baby? Why does chess need a jury?

What happened in your life to make you what you are?
an honest man

Australia

#441988 Feb 5, 2013
you are write on most ofwhat you said apart from the fact that following some of the book of christianity and not following other isnt acceptable either. i never half asse anything. christianity has too many mistakes in every book, sect and therefor non is authentic of jesus times. and having faith in religion means even if you dont like it you belive and practice it. i dont belive in many parts of the book only some which makes me not a chritian at all. faith or no faith. if god come down and said to kill you i probably would since that was actually from god. abraham did almost kill his son isaac and then god came down and stopped it. that part id almost believe since having that much faith would get you to do what god actually tells you. unfortunelty christians dont even have that much faith as abraham did and they know themselves theres somethin missin dude. i can give ya facts if ya want. im aganostic. that lady you debating with is retarded lmao. shes a lady i would bother with her. too much emotion not enough study and research lol
Claire Voyage

UK

#441989 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text> thanks for being a fan WW
Yo, Ronald, the Hamburglar called. He's disappointed at your Grimace during your last session of Mayor McFrumundaCheese.

“BE BRAVE ENOUGH ”

Since: Oct 09

TO STEP IN MUD PUDDLES

#441990 Feb 5, 2013
T-Town Clown wrote:
<quoted text>We are on topix!!!! Damn, looks like the great surgeon of Topix, Dr. Clownie, will have to be called on ... to once again surgically remove the Janitor's nose from the non believers @ss.in fact I don't think you would make a wart on a christians @ss... IMO if you don't like my post just skip over and spread your lies somewhere else....
BRO CLOWNIE
Clownie...I think that she is only trying to tell you the same thing that many of us have said...

You make Christianity sound as if it is a 3-ring circus.

Well...after rereading that...maybe you are doing a great job.

"Ladies and gentlemen, boys and girls, children of all ages.........."
duststorm

League City, TX

#441993 Feb 5, 2013
Gut Stomper wrote:
But, we all know who you are... Huh, Disambiguity, bigger baby jeebus, chess jurist, mike, anagramchronist, etc.
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