The theif was a theif. It has nothing to do with Satan.<quoted text>
not gonna happen!
what part of Jesus' parable desrcibing how the kingdom of heaven is like a field in which a thief (satan) came at night and sowed tares among the wheat don't you understand???
If the Romans didn't kill Jesus he would have choked to death on all the words Christians shove in his mouth.
If Jesus believed Satan was a real supernatural being (AKA deity, god) then he was a very sinful Jew.